Social Problems in Enterprise Unix Administration
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"Bureaucracy is the death of any achievement."
-Albert Einstei
There is not a more honesty-enforcing device in modern life than a compiler and the attendant run-time system,
nor a greater intellectual joy than the art and science that can be created with it. But IT departments
are generally managed by people who failed programming.
C Wright Mills standard of leadership - "men without lively imagination are needed
to execute policies without imagination devised by an elite without imagination"
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Here are my notes/reflection of sysadmin problem in strange (and typically pretty toxic) IT departments of large corporations:
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Pros: Good technology, some competent people. Benefits good but getting worse. Work from home program helpful to employees
(and doubtless abused by many).
Cons: People protecting their turf, incompetent middle managers, horde of non-technical yes men calling the shots.
Zero opportunities for career and professional growth inside if you're unhappy with where you are in the organization -- expect
friends and buddies to get hired in your place. Also expect such friends and buddies to get re-hired promptly in case they are
laid off. Extremely incompetent managers not encouraged to ask tough questions or indeed any questions at all, since they don't
have a clue about the product.
Summary: “Best place to work if you're an incompetent ass-kisser”
- Write-up about Sun Microsystems environment
by Member of Technical Staff in Santa Clara, CA: (Past Employee
- 2006)
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Unix system administration is an interesting and complex craft. The key question for any job: is your work demands use of your
technical skills, creativity and judgment. If it doesn't, then you're in absurd world of Dilbertized cubicle farms. Or worse,
in the middle of outsourcing/offshoring campaign. The answer for system administration is yes, it can be a good occupation for
capable, creative people, but with caveats ;-).
Unix system administration has potential of utilizing creativity, judgment and tech skills, but they don't materialize automatically.
Many sysadmin feel overworked, underappreciated and underpaid. In large firms widespread feeling is that IT bosses are either incompetent
or cheating those who are in the trenches or both. Users are also pretty resentful and generally passionately hate corporate IT.
Excesses of IT bureaucracy stimulates rise of
Shadow IT which is essences is an attempt
to create alternative IT solutions using own non-supported by central IT software products (often open source) and "stealth" support
personnel.
Stories about bureaucratization horrors are widespread and that generally suggest the aging of most IT organizations. Often such
stories depict remarkable exercises in absurdity that look like taken directly from the pages of famous
The Good Soldier Švejk stories about military bureaucracy (which BTW is probably a better book for treatment of sysadmin abuse
then Alice in Wonderland ;-) Much depends on particular work climate.
Still it is fair to say that over the last ten years things have got a lot worse for the IT "worker bees". Among typical problems:
- Management often lacks any real IT skills. Typical mid-level IT managers have skills limited to email and MS Office.
- The unrealistic expectations and schedules are common and can be pushed down to the department or individual level by clueless
or cruel bosses. Mismatch between realistic and proposed time schedules can be ten times or more. In case of failure
the scapegoat is chosen and punished no matter whether he is really responsible or whether he tried to warn about difficulties.
More often failure is declared to be success and no realistic information go up the ladder. Few rewards travel back down either.
- Feudal organization and borders between kingdoms create vacuum of information and vital information can be deliberately hidden
from people participating in the project creating lose-lose situations. Turf wars are common.
In worst case you will feel like a mercenary who is fighting in a bloody, dirty, exhausting conflict he does not understand, with
commanding officers who have little or no brains, on behalf of a country to which he has no loyalty. If you are just out of the university
one of the most important parts of your adaptation to such an environment is not learning technical staff (you will be surprised how
little some long time members of staff know), it is adapting to the situation and finding your niche without losing your dignity and
making too many compromises. Adapting to the situation when many of the people in IT managerial positions (I refuse to call them "managers")
are clueless, empire-building, turf-protecting bureaucrats interested mainly in self-promotion and self-protection, regardless
of the consequences to their subordinates. Reading books like
Peter Principle
helps a little, but reality is much more dangerous and people can be much more evil.
Without Conscience might help too, but it's too simplistic. One of the real problems we have in IT departments is that they
turns intelligent adults who graduated from the universities with pretty high score and were genially interested in programming and
IT into morons. Here are a couple of insightful comments from
Why I left
Google - JW on Tech - Site Home - MSDN Blogs
Ian Smith
Isn't it inevitable that Google will end up like Microsoft. A brain-dead dinosaur employing sycophantic
middle class bores, who are simply working towards a safe haven of retirement. ...
ram
This was exactly how I felt that Google has become under Larry Page. I was surprised that the community wasn't discussing
more about this .
It is becoming more like any other company. Google was supposed to be the ideal shining beacon in the tech world. With Google
becoming just another corporate company, I think the tech landscape will become more like that of
the network carriers. Neither of the them are good but people adjust to what is available,
In view of unending stream of more and more complex systems that sysadmin needs to manage we need to to promote KISS principle. Design
is measured not by quantity, but by quality. That's were Unix traditions come into play, but recently they were distorted by competition
with Microsoft, which in a way is "The king of software overcomplexity", the company which stripped IBM from this title (although IBM
still desperately fights for the title as we can see in Tivoli, WebSphere, Lotus Notes and several other products ;-).
Fight against overcomplexity is related to fight against overload. There is an optimal amount of time and effort spend on the job.
And that optimum is different from maximum :-). Killing yourself for some stupid project that in ten years will be in the dustbin of
history (even if it does enjoy initial success) is probably not the optimum form of self-sacrifice, even if you inclined to such a destiny.
This is the point that is difficult to understand when you are young and enthusiastic so it might be more easily explained in the form
of humor; for that purpose we created
Softpanorama IT Slackers Society with
its own
manifest and
Ten
Commandments. The key point here is that excessive zeal is more dangerous and self-destructive then you might think...
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P:
Vonbek777 wrote:
That night I dreamed a surreal Dilbert type revolution where oppressed cubical workers everywhere rose up and
pitched workstations out windows, torched the server rooms, danced on the backup tapes in the streets, and bowled mid-level
managers strapped to fake leather office chairs into vending machines and stacks of office water bottles, the big ones.
Perhaps you should seek professional help :-)
Vonbek777:
JP wrote:
Perhaps you should seek professional help.
Are you suggesting that isn't a normal fantasy for frustrated IT people everywhere?
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The absurdities of Dilbertized cubicle farms are well known, but any write-up is nothing in comparison with your actual experience
of joining and working in such an organization. Students entering large firms should be aware that in such an environment system administrators
are usually expected to fit the organization as a cog, not as a craftsman. Too detailed requirements of "experience" in particular non-essential
or obscure tools in resume is just one facet of this "cog" approach as if a person who graduated from the college cannot master them
quickly enough. Here is a humorous take on a typical situation:
I’ve been asked to compile some Dilbert advice for new IT graduates who have no idea what’s awaiting them in the IT world. I’m talking
about practical advice. Here are some of the ones that come to mind.
- Don't be surprised during the first month on a new IT job to hear about the “idiot who had the job before you.”
- Success in IT is mostly about waiting for something lucky to happen and then taking credit.
- The person who sits nearest the boss’s office gets the most assignments.
- Preparing a PowerPoint presentation for your boss is what is often called productivity.
- Your hard work will be rewarded. Specifically, your boss’s boss will reward your boss for making you work so hard.
- Non-monetary incentives are every bit as valuable as they sound.
- There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone
to like your idea, tell him he said it last week and you just remembered.
- Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.
- The term "leadership" in It is just a politically correct term for blatant coercion. No one needs to lead you to do
something that is obviously good for you.
- You can estimate the time for any project by guessing how many weeks it will take you to accomplish and then multiplying
the sum of the number of managers and idiots involved in the project by this number and subtracting from the result the
number of capable co-workers multiplied by two.
- It is better to be an “IT expert” than it is to do actual work.
The whole mentality is pretty much feudal with separate
lords (aka managers) guarding their kingdoms (and number of serfs, aka staff positions) and God forbid you to make some proposal
that cross the line. Usually there are way too many shallow PowerPoint B.S artists who rose up the ranks far above their level
of competence. But there is a silver lining in any dark cloud: often you can get along pretty well doing very little useful (or at all)
as long as you fall inline. That creates plenty of opportunities for self-education as well as to contribute to open source (preferably
under pseudonym). In this sense large organizations are superior work environment that small firms when each person contribution
is critical to normal functioning of the infrastructure and you need to run like crazy just to stay on the same place.
"Organization induced idiocy" is another term that explains a lot of what is happening on IT floors of large companies. As
organization grows and matures changes in behavior similar to aging in humans became more and more pronounced. One is risk aversion
and it starts at the very top. Size makes the IT datacenters rigid and innovations hostile. Quantity turns into quality. Larger
IT organizations also are more susceptible to "strong ruler" trap. I think this is a situation somewhat similar to totalitarian
states dynamics. The society is simply captured until the crash of the regime occurs. Dictators can be very efficient at the beginning
and solve problems quicker and more comprehensively then any democratic states, but the problems always arise as the regime ages.
Bureaucracies often trivialize important matters (e.g., those affecting the reliability
of network or servers or other "life and death" issues), and grossly exaggerate the importance of trivial
matters (e.g., PowerPoint presentations to management). Sane people can and do behave insanely in their bureaucratic
roles. That is a special term for this, something like "acquired stupidity". As authors of
Peter Principle suggested the most detailed analysis are performed for orders
around $1-10K. Projects around $1 million which typically introduce new large software or hardware system into environment often are
reviewed extremely superficially with most decision-making at the top. Solutions are often are granted without any detailed technical analysis
at all. In many instances such books as
Peter Principle are simply too true
to be funny. There's hardly anything in them that didn't sound exactly like real IT environment to me. And a typical reaction to the
various absurd incidents of bureaucratic inertia, institutional insanity, and blatant higher-up incompetence depicted in the book was
a simple shrug. All-in-all life in IT can be as repetitive, irritating, absurd as in Catch-22, and bad things happen for no rhyme or
reason. The only thing that is absent is the danger of death.
In the large enterprise workspace every sysadmin has periodically to deal with absurd mission statements, objectives and benchmark
standards, working towards pre-agreed goals of teamwork (which often means the necessary of being a the conformist). It's important
to understand that what they require is surface obedience and if you are comfortable with this mask, you have substantial degree of
freedom. So that atmosphere would not necessary be bad for and drive the creative, intelligent, free-spirited guys out. It just required
diplomatic skills and ability to deflect the mot absurd requirements. Because paradoxically excessive regimentation is often accompanies
by complete loss of understanding of what those who are in the trenches are actually doing. If so, the situation represents a
huge opportunity.
All those campaigns for 99.9% uptime, increased "customer satisfaction" and, especially, "increase shareholder value" whatever
it means (the latter usually means brainless cost cutting and utter destruction of quality and/or safety to please investment banks
and get bonuses for the top brass) should be approached as bad weather. It will change, probably soon. Such campaigns tend to self-destruct
and results of resulting destruction quietly swiped under the carpet. Still side effects linger for quite a long time and
the most important side effect that more and more rank and file staffers realize that management is incompetent and care only about
themselves.
Due to those limitations you can often see that amazing group of talented people can perform poorly. When the leaders are all incompetent,
you just wanted out. Demoralization kicks in and from that point things are going downhill...
Performance review is a special case of company trying to pressure people into conformance which needs a separate discussion. First
of it is important to understand that performance reviews are not about your performance. It's more about your contribution to your
boss performance and you being perceived as a conformist ("a good team player" in corporate jargon). It is also example of raw
and almost unchecked power projected by the manager: a powerful way to keep employees in check. If your manager wants to
say that you are bad performer, he/she can do it. That makes performance reviews pretty
Kafkaesque experience, especially for new sysadmins.
"[Kafkaesque] would be an existentialist state of ever-elusive freedom while existing under immitigable control...anything suggestive
of Kafka, especially his nightmarish style of narration, in
which characters lack a clear course of action, the ability to see beyond immediate events, and the possibility of escape."
In reality performance reviews serve as a powerful tool to kill employee morale: people who know that they will not
receive a reward for completing a task or for doing that task successfully simply do not perform as well as those who expect no
reward at all. Also humiliating nature of performance reviews leaves scars that are slow to heal. There are couple of things that can
make performance reviews less distasteful:
- Keep your mouth shut (and that include counterattacking the manager, the typical blunder novice sysadmin do). Consider
it as a one year session of instructional humiliation for behaving correctly on which you most probably can collect rent another
year.
- Operate strictly with facts. Never offer any opinion nether about the manager or your colleagues. One of the worst
errors is starting to compare your performance with one of your colleagues. First nobody care about your opinion and second your
evaluation can be communicated to this particular colleague in pretty nasty, exaggerated way. So you better forget about it.
Like Romans used to to say, while gladiators fight together on the arena, each of them need to die alone.
- Don't trust, don't be afraid, don't beg . There are much worse misfortunes then being subjected to a performance
review (read
The Gulag Archipelago ;-). Gallows humor
can help but only in moderation. It is argued that gallows humor often occurs in situation were actors have limited means of expressing
discontent and it can provide an outlet for airing subjects which people may feel is safer than open dialogue.
Performance reviews are often structured according some internal company document which probably is close to published junk, for
example Harvard Business School recommendation, and if you can get hold of those guidelines you pretty much can simulate what they want
from you with minimal hassle. If you don't you can but a generic book. They are often $0.01 on Amazon which is their real price
:-). Usage of bureaucratic jargon and obfuscation is the rule of the game. Try to learn the necessary bureaucratic jargon ;-).
For example "team players" usually means a person who sucks to his boss and often is used to crush any resistance to stupid projects
or outsourcing initiatives. All-in-all the performance review is not a review, but a verdict read to you by the judge. The
key is to try to minimize psychological damage and first of all damage to self-esteem
To fight them you better study literature. For a start look at
For some additional information see
Mini-Microsoft- FAQ on reviews,
promotions, job changes, and ...
Like any politics office politics is about struggle for power. It is attempt to create alliances that help you to survive and prosper
in the company and as such it is a parallel path distinct from purely technocratic activities. And it requires different abilities.
Played reasonably well (and that first of all means "not too much zeal" ;-) it can help you to survive and even advance career
wise. The problem with IT politics is that they are usually highly territorial, and as such petty, gossipy, sociopathic
and stifling for any real creativity.
You may not like it but please avoid criticizing such a behavior. all this water cooler discussion create an informal power
network that somewhat compensates utter powerlessness of staff in large corporations and if you need at least stay neutral if you want
to benefit form it. You need to take into account its existence: many valuable initiatives proposed by new members of IT staff are killed
simply because they are not liked by power brokers in informal alliances. Just like in politics. decision-making can get plagued
by indecisiveness, gridlock, incompetence and compromises between power brokers that really are not helpful for anyone.
Attempts for power grab are not uncommon:
BrokenHalo:
Re:Too many cooks...
... Back in the '90s, I worked at one outfit (an insurance company) where the vice-CEO demanded superuser privileges despite
having no knowledge of system administration or any other computing background. He just wanted to act as overlord as to what
staff had access to on their signons. I was very tempted to tell him to get f*ked, phrased in more professional terms...
My immediate boss was (wisely) more inclined to a diplomatic approach, however, so he persuaded me to install a dummy shell
for him that was enough to convince him that he had what he wanted, without granting him any kind of command line access, or
ability to change system configuration.
In a typical large corporate IT environment, there is a strict hierarchy in which managers and the top sysadmin earn much more than
those at the bottom. In order to rise in this hierarchy one needs to be considered successful. Along with technical skills, social connections
and people skills also are necessary and sometimes more important. Still often for an internal promotion you often need putting in years
of appreciated by management (but not necessary useful ;-) effort for which you get good performance reviews. No wonder
that many sysadmin prefer to jump the ship in order to get a promotion. You usually get the necessary qualification for higher position
in other firm after two to three years on the job. Remember that changing companies too often slows your growth as a lot of effort need
to be spend adapting to a new environment. That's an overhead that slows your growth.
At some point the next step may be joining management ranks. An important factor to understand that usually it's not easy to get
back to system administration, even if one wants to: the loss of qualifications for the person promoted to the management is occurring
really fast. This way IT is a natural environment for generating PHBs and they are much less benign then in Dilbert cartoons.
Sometimes despite general attitude toward initiatives there can be some similarities between the way small or medium datacenters
and large datacenters operated when a big contract is in play. In such cases even a relatively junior person might have an influence
on the bottom line of IT far beyond what the title suggests. You will be surprised to know how superficial evaluations of the most expensive
parts of large corporate IT infrastructure: storage, databases and enterprise management software are in large companies. PHBs often
are clueless as for real technical merits of the product and if they do not have personal preference some lower ranking person can easily
determine the final result of the bidding. Higher ranks of IT departments are often staffed with people dumped from other parts
of organization and more often than now such people are notoriously poor managers.
But cases when lower ranked person has real influence of an choice of the system that datacenter will run are rare. The reality is
that managers often do not need your advice and a typical manager as an individual makes more money – and hence acquires higher
status – the more complex and more expensive product the company acquires. Often decisions to acquire the particular product are
made at the top level of IT management and your opinion, even if you express one, will never influence the decision making (that's how
many IBM products lend in large corporations). Please understand that sometimes complex, obscure product will make your position
more secure. Be ready that as individual administrator you can experience some conflict of interests, especially acute if you
prefer simpler more open products and participate in open source movement.
The other problem is that most IT departments those days are pinching pennies. I’ve worked for quite a few IT departments that were
“penny wise and pound foolish” even before the current economic crisis. The first thing they achieve is killing employee moral
by micromanaging.
It is important to understand that there is a big difference between being cheap and being frugal. Example of frugal is learning
to cook good meals at home and eating at restaurants only on special occasions. An example of being cheap is eating out twice
every weekend and stiffing the waiter on every occasion. IT now is a shrinking business and that shows not only is spectrum of
cheapness-frugality decisions (with prevalence of the former) but also in a types of bosses that you will encounter, types which
previously used to be found in department stores ;-). The utter short-sightedness in such IT departments, both public and private can
be quite breathtaking for a newcomer. For example they can buy $20K Itanium server to run HP-UX when $5K Intel server with Linux or
Solaris would be twice faster and 4 times cheaper and refuse to send you to a 4K training in the name of frugality. But this not frugal,
that's simply cheap. No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up with stupidity of such examples. Extreme,
stupid, self-defeating cheapness can also be a distinct behavioral characteristic for some IT managers especially those without good
tech background and who very slowly grow in their ranks in the company. For this type of people any type of waste is painful and any
type of thrift and efficiency is pleasurable – regardless of rational cost/benefit analysis. There are also many managers who ideologically
enjoy the flexing of power for its own sake (basically, bullies) that use frugality just as an excuse to exercise power. IT in
it’s core should be driven by engineering and that means an open, flat, non-hierarchical kind of place with opportunities for
training. If they don't provide that try to do it yourself and prepare to leave. At the end of the day, it is the ability to move to
other company or the ability to successfully start a competitive company that constitutes a decisive test whether or not you are
mistreated in the current environment. Remember that after 3-4 years you value is usually higher at the new company, then in old
one, especially if you paid sufficient attention to raising your qualification. Leaving company that provides "stupidly cheap"
environment is a small revenge, but it is still a revenge for mistreatment. Here is one interesting comment:
I used to work for a company tried to have it both ways on this issue.
- They wanted you to work more hours, because “that’s what we need to do for the company.”
- When benefits are got cut back they said, “that’s what is going on in the market.”
They wanted to be cheap with the money, but they wanted you to be generous with your time.
Capitalism is a two way street. If companies want to be cheap with money, they can’t expect to have their cake and eat it too.
That only generates resentment from employees. It’s counterproductive to lecture people on values like
hard work and loyalty, while you forget the virtue of generosity.
Some "stupidly cheap" companies provide ample opportunities for self-training. I think that good IT department can’t afford
to not spend money on things that really matters, like good desktops/laptops, medical insurance, tools and training, but it's OK if
they avoid spending money on things that don’t matter, such as discounted tickets, club memberships, reserved packing spaces, internet
feed at home and so on. If they do that, great; but in those non-essential matters if they don't, that's OK.
Just don't react too emotionally on some incidents in which your advice is ignored, decision that was made looks to you
completely stupid and /or you feed that your contributions are ignored. This issue is related to millennium old philosophical
issue: What is justice? It would be nice if everyone (and especially you ;-) is compensated a fair share of the value he/she creates.
The problem is that such environment in impossible to create and maintain. There is always a lot of subjectivity in measuring somebody's
contribution in IT. That means that the idea to reward top performers with a bigger slice in practice, rarely work out that way.
For the same reason "performance evaluations" in IT are usually a disaster. One reason is that few bosses can/want objectively evaluate
qualification of their staff. What should matters for you is the general climate.
Also you need to develop the ability to see the consequences of decisions in a long run. That's a real crucial ability for survival
in modern IT. Please understand that often the adoption of the system that looks to you stupid and expensive proves to be not so stupid/expensive
in a long run due to factors that you don't understand at the time of evaluation. And if this "stupid and expensive" system is an industry
standard it provides you a valuable opportunity for training. Long term consequences is really critical framework of judging decision
and future is unpredictable by definition. After all the useful life of IT systems is usually a decade of less and all of us are like
the artists who create complex paintings on the beach sand. The next big wave and all is gone. In such cases your current fight, say,
to promote particular (and definitely better) software package might be not that essential if in two years this area is outsourced.
I think the most realistic way to preserver sanity in a large corporate IT environment is relentless work on improving you technical
qualification. Please don't think that after graduation from the university you should stop study. That's the biggest mistake you can
make. Unix is a very interesting OS, the OS that actually has a philosophy behind it. Simplifying we can say that Unix favor rapid
prototyping and pipes as component structuring mechanism. Learning it and how to apply it in one of the important tasks for each Unix
sysadmin. I mention some features of it in my (generally negative) 2004 review of Peter Salus book A Quarter Century of UNIX
(Addison-Wesley, 1994)
In my humble opinion Salus lucks real understanding of the technical and social dynamics of Unix development, understanding that
can be found, say, in chapter "Twenty Years of Berkeley Unix from AT&T-Owned to Freely Redistributable" in the book "Open Sources:
Voices from the Open Source Revolution (O'Reilly, 1999)" (available online). The extended version of this chapter will be published
in the second edition of "The Design and Implementation of the 4.4BSD Operating System (Unix and Open Systems Series)" which I highly
recommend (I read a preprint at Usenix.)
In any case Kirk McKusick is a real insider, not a former Usenix bureaucrat like Salus. Salus was definitely close to the center
of the events; but it is unclear to what extent he understood the events he was close to.
Unix history is a very interesting example how interests of military (DAPRA) shape modern technical projects (not always to the
detriment of technical quality, quite opposite in case of Unix) and how DAPRA investment in Unix created completely unforeseen side
effect: BSD Unix that later became the first free/open Unix ever (Net2 tape and then Free/Open/NetBSD distributions). Another interesting
side of Unix history is that AT&T brass never understood what a jewel they have in hands.
Salus's Usenix position prevented him from touching many bitter conflicts that litter the first 25 years of Unix, including personal
conflicts. The reader should be advised that the book represents "official" version of history, and that Salus is, in essence, a
court historian, a person whose main task is to put gloss on the events, he is writing about. As far as I understand, Salus never
strays from this very safe position.
Actually Unix created a new style of computing, a new way of thinking of how to attack a problem
with a computer. This style was essentially the first successful component model in programming. As Frederick P.
Brooks Jr (another computer pioneer who early recognized the importance of pipes) noted, the creators of Unix "...attacked the accidental
difficulties that result from using individual programs together, by providing integrated libraries, unified file formats, and pipes
and filters.". As a non-programmer, in no way Salus is in the position to touch this important side of Unix. The book contains standard
and trivial praise for pipes, without understanding of full scope and limitations of this component programming model...
An interesting reading on the topic will be contrasting
The Unix Hater's Handbook (available
online) and Don Libes
Life With Unix. Both books
explore Unix history and its philosophy from different angles. Here is a good summary of principles that constitute Unix philosophy
from Wikipedia:
McIlroy: A Quarter Century of Unix
Doug McIlroy, the inventor of
Unix pipes and one of the founders of the
Unix tradition, summarized the philosophy as follows:
This is the Unix philosophy: Write programs
that do one thing and do it well. Write programs to work together. Write programs to handle
text streams, because that is a universal
interface.
This is usually abridged to "Write programs that do one thing and do it well".
Pike: Notes on Programming in C
Rob Pike offers the following five maxims of complexity
in programming in Notes on Programming
in C,[2] though they can be easily viewed as points of a Unix
philosophy:[citation
needed]
- You cannot tell where a program is going to spend its time. Bottlenecks occur in surprising places, so do not try to
second guess and put in a speed hack until you've proven that's where the bottleneck is.
- Measure. Do not tune for speed until your
performance analysis tool tells
you which part of the code overwhelms the rest.
- Fancy algorithms tend to run more slowly on small
data sets than simple algorithms. They tend to have a large constant factor in
O(n) analysis, and n is usually
small. So don't get fancy unless Rule 2 indicates that n is big enough.
- Simplify your algorithms and data structures
wherever it makes sense because fancy algorithms are more difficult to implement without
defects. The data structures in most programs
can be built from array lists,
linked lists,
hash tables, and
binary trees.
- Data dominates. If you have chosen the right data structures and organized things well, the algorithms will almost always
be self-evident. Data structures, not algorithms, are central to programming.
Pike's rules 1 and 2 restate Donald Knuth's[3]
famous maxim "Premature
optimization
is the root of all evil."
Ken Thompson
rephrased Pike's rules 3 and 4 as "When in doubt, use
brute force." Rules 3 and 4 are instances
of the design philosophy KISS. Rule 5 was previously
stated by Fred Brooks in
The Mythical Man-Month.
Jon Bentley's
Programming Pearls also has a chapter
on the same design principle. Rule 5 is often shortened to "write stupid code that uses smart data", and is an instance of the
guideline "If your data structures are good enough, the algorithm to manipulate them should be trivial."
Mike Gancarz: The UNIX Philosophy
In 1994
Mike Gancarz (a member of the team that designed the
X Window System), drew on his own experience
with Unix, as well as discussions with fellow programmers and people in other fields who depended on Unix, to produce The
UNIX Philosophy which sums it up in 9 paramount precepts:
- Small is beautiful.
- Make each program do one thing well.
- Build a prototype as soon as possible.
- Choose portability over efficiency.
- Store data in flat text files.
- Use software leverage to your advantage.
- Use shell scripts to increase leverage
and portability.
- Avoid captive user interfaces.
- Make every program a filter.
The 10 lesser tenets are not universally agreed upon as part of the Unix philosophy and, in some cases, are hotly debated
such as
Monolithic Kernels vs. Microkernels:
- Allow the user to tailor the environment.
- Make operating system kernels small and lightweight.
- Use lowercase and keep it short.
- Save trees.
- Silence is golden.
- Think parallel.
- The sum of the parts is greater than the whole.
- Look for the 90-percent solution.
- Worse is better.
- Think hierarchically.
Worse is better
Main article: Worse is better
Richard P. Gabriel suggests that a
key advantage of Unix was that it embodied a design philosophy he termed "worse is better", in which simplicity of both the
interface and the implementation are more important than any other attribute of the system—including correctness, consistency
and completeness. Gabriel argues that this design style has key evolutionary advantages, though he questions the quality of
some results.
Some issues are also covered in my article
Solaris vs Linux
As for raising your qualification, Malcolm Gladwell, the author of the book
Outliers
suggested an interesting hypothesis that 10,000 hours of study/experience as a young man/woman is a prerequisite for getting
to the high level in almost any field. Roughly speaking that's just 1K day 10 hours a day or approximately three year. While you can
take this with a grain of salt, I would agree with the thesis that opportunity and persistence in IT matters as much as high IQ(or
even more). We can disagree about numbers (I think for sysadmin job his estimate is too low estimate and 20,000-30,000 hours
are required to achieve high level of qualification) we agree about the principle. And this is far from being some a new idea as proverb
"practice makes perfect" suggests.
But there is important thing about Gladwell view. He suggests that the most successful people put first ten thousand of hours in
a relatively young age, resulting in early head start. That's why long hours, including working summer hours in school, fanatic
dedication are really important. That's what I tried for many years communicate to my students: if you want to be at the top (and
not everybody wants that) you need work long, long hours to get a head start so that after university you can get better position. The
weakness of such recommendation is that IT includes substantial social component and this component is not easily teachable, but can
make or brake person career similarly to presence of absence of programming abilities.
In "Outliers," Gladwell shows how individuals who relentlessly work on improving their skills from young age, even if they
have a humble start rise to prominence in their respective careers. There are also important external factors involved and the top achieved
depends of arriving on the scene at the right time and on the ability to leverage relationships. As for timing it does not depends on
you and here you need to be lucky like Bill Gates was. Also not everybody can leverage relationships (especially if born in a distant
country and in family of modest means). Still relentless work in mastering the craft pays and the saying "practice makes perfect"
is very true in programming and system administration. I often saw how students less able then top in the class achieved more
due to being really fanatical in self-education after graduation. In this sense having real interest in programming or system
administration helps.
In a normal career, that level of commitment usually lead to achieving really high level of qualification in six-ten years,
but in some high intensity environments like game programming that "path to the top" can be crammed into 3–5 years. Unfortunately
this is not the case for Unix system administration. Unless you are a former programmer, getting to the mature level required quite
a lot of work that can't be compressed in less then, say, 7-10 years. The problem is that with time Unixes become way more complex then
they were in early 1990th and the services that they are running, for example LAMP stack, also became complex. Virtualization
also added complexity. With liberal access to vendor training (say four courses a year or more) it can be done faster, but still it's
a lot of work that requires a lot of time.
In any case, there is a lot of deep elegance in Unix, and a talented sysadmin like any talented craftsman is able to expose
this hidden beauty of the masterful manipulation with complex symbolic objects to the amazed observers. That part of sysadmin
craft is often called the art of command line Also you need to improvise on the job to get things done, create your own tools;
you can't go just "by manual". Unfortunately sometimes such an improvisation might have an
unexpected side effect ;-). Feelings after, say, wiping
/etc directory of an important production server in the middle of the day can be quite
intense...
Unix system administration are one of the last few truly multifunctional specializations in IT. It involves a lot of problem solving.
My feeling is that programmers that were in the early day kings of IT, became too narrow specialized and system administration remains
one of the few truly "encyclopedic" occupations. Java programmers, for example, seldom know Perl, bash, Sendmail, bind and
apache. But good system administrators usually knows a lot about those areas in additional to substantial skills in programming (many
Unix utilities were written by people who were employed as sysadmins, not as programmers).
In any case if you want to work as a system administrator, you need to know how to do installing a server, add and extend filesystem
and so on. Entry level knowledge of shell is also required. On the second level you need to know scripting more in depth with at least
shell (bash) and Perl under the belt. As Java became modern Cobol, some knowledge of Java is also required. In additional databases
became such an essential part of business datacenter that their knowledge is necessary even if database administrators exist in the
organization. Bu first and foremost sysadmin needs to know how to troubleshoot the problems if something goes wrong.
Watching how a Unix guru performs routine sysadmin tasks using command line tools often can teach you a lot more that you learned
in particular shell programming class (including mine ;-). Sometimes it's like watching professional piano player performing some
classical piece. The current trend of downsizing of IT means that many "old school" system administrators with unmatched skills of command
line usage are vanishing from IT and with them some important class of knowledge disappears. Please note that those people have a unique
experience as they grow with the growth of Unix, often from the very humble beginnings on DEC machines. Some came to Unix administration
from mainframes, as Unix was the OS that by-and-large replaced mainframes in datacenters in 90th. Knowing history is always important
and that's how this generation acquired a unique perspective. If you know such a person try to learn from him/her as this type
of knowledge is rather difficult to acquire on your own.
On the surface, IT is an agreeable, non-confrontational place where sociability and networking are crucial. But under this surface there
are often mean or sociopathic bosses absurd requirements and tight schedules and unpaid overtime. While elements of creativity are still
present in modern sysadmin work, it is now much less craft and more a "regular job" - with all its unfairness and compromises.
That's why many sysadmins consider the profession to be quite stressful. Commonly cited sources of stress include having to deal
with difficult users, difficult coworkers. But the main danger is psychopathic bosses -- the type of people who advance really well
in a typical large corporate IT environment. Add to this stupidly designed, overly complex and often useless or harmful products that
were bought by clueless PHBs out of plain vanilla stupidity or due to bribing by small perks like golf trips or couple of conferences
in a really nice places. The responsibility for supporting brain damaged products with the parody on customer service instead of real
tech support is probably far from what typical graduate thought about the workplace at the university.
Psychopathic managers came in several different flavors, each of which is richly represented
in IT workplace. The classic types are:
In such cases, which are more typical then most people outside of IT assume, the important thing is to learn to tread the fine line
between self-interested cooperation and psychological surrender. Another important point is to strive to achieve mastery of the sysadmin
craft, which in turn gives you a degree of freedom and an alternative self-worth scale, the scale that is not a subject to the whims
of office politics.
Craftsman has inherent pride in this ability "to fix things", not just shuffle emails and call vendor tech support. In this
sense as long as sysadmin can at least partially be craftsman and exercise its own creativity, he/she is less susceptible to the depression
inherent in the "office slave" positions and labor alienation syndrome of modem organizations. The absurdities and injustices
of the modern office are not immediately obvious but that does not mean that they are less demeaning, especially for talented young
people out of college. But in a way modern colleges prepares people well for such things, especially for office hypocrisy ;-).
Heavy doze of mismanagement leads to the alienating of system administrators, who start to hate their job (some times with strong
negative passion, see Bastard Operator From Hell )
During weekends and holidays it's refreshing to not have to worry about your job. Unless you work in IT. Along with being on call,
all the "server room monkeys" do suffer from anxiety about their jobs being outsourced. Outsourcing remains fashionable
and like Sword of Damocles hangs over any sysadmin head.
The level at which Unix sysadmin jobs were targeted by outsourcing is still pretty low, much less then programming jobs. But "the
value of the sword is not that it fall, but rather, that it hangs" and threat of outsourcing is a powerful way to keep sysadmins in
check in large companies. But prerequisites for outsourcing are in place: high speed connections to India, East Asia and Eastern Europe
make corporate brass eager to consider saving money on sysadmin jobs.
A powerful countervailing fact is that IT is already downsized and often total cost of IT including salaries is less the 1% of total
expenses for a particular organization. So gains are small and risks are high. In an way this is another penny wide pound foolish approach.
See The incredible disappearing
sysadmin.
Another countervailing factor is that outsourcing sysadmin jobs is more difficult and problems prone path then most PHBs (and not
only PHBs) assume. See
Outsourcing and the reduction of the absolute numbers of workers due to more automation in Unix administration has powerful
negative side effects that weakens organization as a whole. Technology is not neutral or independent of who controls it and in way IT
is the nerve system of the company. Do you really want to outsource your nerve system?
Still, while degradation of quality sysadmin work environment is less and more slow then say degradation of corporate
programming jobs it is still pretty visible. Conflicts are common and can be pretty nasty (see for example typical management speak
in
Learn to resolve and avoid work conflicts ).
Still, there will always be demand for good Unix sysadmins. You can only do so much from 3000 miles away. Try coordinating
something really complex with somebody in another country. The effects of destruction of loyalty to the company are also huge.
If one is paid $15 an hour for a job that is paid $30 an hour elsewhere (the U.S. systems administrators make an average of $29 per
hour.) why should one stay with the current company after acquiring (often at large expense) the necessary skills.
And absence of loyalty cost company money, sometimes much more than can be saved by outsourcing. I know several example
when people who are about to be outsourced just avoided to provide their opinion about the particular (expensive) system and as a result
company bought and deployed an expensive lemon which later took several years and several million dollars to replace. Sometimes such
decision bring the company on the edge of disaster.
The classic idea of increasing productivity was that the labor that is freed up due to increased productivity will be used to produce
new goods and services thereby increasing the quantity and variety of the nation's output. In a dynamic, growing economy, even though
there's a delay before the new jobs appear (and hence a need to help workers through the transition), the new jobs are supposed to be
even better than the old ones.
But as IT workers look forward, the fear is that that won't be the case. Sysadmins who have lost jobs face an uncertain future where,
if they can get new jobs at all, they are unlikely be paid that well as in the past jobs or have the same level of benefits as the jobs
they lost. New hires do not appear to have the same opportunities that those who were hired in, say 90th used to have, particularly
sysadmins with just bachelor degree. In a way bachelor degree became more like high school diploma in 1990th.
While previously workers could be assured that rising productivity would translate into better jobs, the last several decades of
stagnant wages have undermined that promise. The brass still can pick up productivity-enhancing ideas from the rank and file workers,
but reward only themselves with higher pay and perks as profits rise. That situation is often called "new normal" for IT. The
current theme seems to be:
"We are going to work you to death, and if you don't like it leave, there are ten people standing outside the gate waiting for
your job."
That remind me a quote from the famous novel Jungle by Upton Sinclair "But I'm glad I'm not a pig!".
The idea of "incredibly shrinking IT" works until it don't. Then scapegoats are found, punished and new round starts.
As a result of downsizing and a recession, on-the-job stress is at all time high for many jobs including sysadmin jobs.
One of the recent tricks which became possible with the wide availability of smart phones and cheap laptops is saving
money by keeping sysadmin in salaried position on call 24x7. There is some rational in that, if calls are reasonably rare, but
when sysadmin became weekend tech support teams that's not fun. If such cases try to get ssh on your smarphone and/or wide area
internet card for you laptop.
Stress from work induce some bad habits such as smoking, excessive consumption of caffeine, etc. Even without acquired bad habits,
chronic work stress effects are similar to those experienced by people who are smoking and not exercising. If someone feels like he/she
is under constant pressure, you body reacts. your natural defenses are constantly on high alert. Stress hormones such as cortisone,
are injected into bloodstream and such defensive reactions have a wear-and-tear effect. For example a high-pressure job doubles your
risk of a heart attack. Even working in a noisy office can cause stress hormones to rise to unhealthy levels.Often sysadmins
are putting in long hours, taking work home and giving up much-needed vacation time. Many of sysadmins feel so busy, that they either
don't eat lunch or eat it at their desks. Many sysadmins belong to high achiever types, who think they can handle difficulties on their
own. They often don't ask for help until their stress snowballs and turns physical — in the form of headaches, sleep disorders or heartburn.
What is really bad is that eventually chronic stress strips away your ability to enjoy time off: people who juggle large workloads
and feel overly responsible are easily becoming "chained to the desk" and unable to enjoy typical recreational activities when they're
out of the office.
For some people just the fact that they can be called produces a lot of anxiety and effects their well-being. That's
especially true if you do not know the system all that well and vendor support is limited to 16 x 5. The key here is that ability
to say "No" and also offset time on call during weekends and holidays by late coming to work, extended lunches or days off. The
problem is that this often is not considered politically correct. Still that' the right thing to do. To minimize social pressure
simple email like "Was working Sunday 8am-1pm, will be at work Mn after lunch" is probably the best.
The other way of diminishing stress is spending sufficient time to learn the ropes. Do it at your work time. Remember
that if you are called Sunday morning and vendor support is only 24x5 you better know your staff really well.
Also periodically check that server hardware is under warranty yourself. Don't rely on your boss. Set up server and systems monitoring
so that you know when things are going wrong early. Mon is far from being perfect, but is free and simple to set up so it might be a
good start. Create baseline of a working system configuration management and use version control. Subversion or similar version
control systems are preferable, but it looks for you as an overkill at least make backup of the configuration files before you make
any (and I mean any) change.
Actually making backups is what distinguish seasoned sysadmin from a novice. The former on their own experience understand the important
of good, checked backups as reflected in this parody:
unknown source (well originally Paul McCartney :-)
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Use any problem as a training ground. Perform "post-mortem" analyses and create plan of actions for the next occurrence. That can
help to relieve the stress if such situation happens again. And usually it will.
A lot of anxiety and stress can be self-inflicted, especially for novices. Many disasters happen because of sysadmin errors or blunders.
Study experience of others. A good start might be
Sysadmin Horror Stories
If possible, try to negotiate that before you start supporting a new systems they provide vendor training. Negotiate SAL if you can,
but at least know them and discuss with your boss as if they are unrealistic you implicitly increase your level of stress.
Overload is a related problem. See Overload for more details.
But the key is still getting personal knowledge of all the infrastructure. In some type of problems occur on regular but pretty sparse
intervals, create fire drills for yourself to keep your knowledge current. inside out, take good backups, test your backups
and have a DR plan with SLAs for each system and agree it with your business so that people can't turn around in an emergency and demand
that you fix *their* system right now because they suddenly decided it was important.
Excessive diversity of environment is detrimental here. Try to limit the number of OSes you support to two so that you can concentrate
on leaning them in depth. If you need to support more then three OSes that's a bad situation and you might want to think how to move
yourself in better environment.
Try to relieve stress with exercise, not with alcohol or pot. Humor is a powerful tool for leveling stress and anxiety too. See
The number of programming and sysadmin jobs in the United States is stagnant or declining. Consolidation rules and outsourcing adds
insult to injury. Many of the newly jobless sysadmins do have savings and severance, but others do not. Some have been living beyond
their means and must face a frightening new financial reality. So many of the newly unemployed were fortunate to live “the dream”: they
had nice homes, cars and clothes, ate at expensive restaurants and went on vacation at least once a year. They spoiled their children
with computers and iPods. But with unemployment so high, these people often struggle to find a similar job, or any job — especially
if they are over 50. The harsh reality is that when companies do hire sysadmins, they often choose to forgo the value of age and experience
in favor of younger, cheaper neophytes. As a result, the jobless may find themselves unable to pay their mortgages and fear losing home.
They may need to downsize to a degree that is almost paralyzing.
You need to prepare for such an emergency and have a sizable "survival fund" which covers at least two years of "downsized" living.
Unemployment can last more then a year in the current conditions and I know histories of pretty capable sysadmins who were out of work
for more then two years. For example after Bear Sterns collapse. If the emergency funds run out you can still use
your 401K for some time without penalty. Return to school is also an option. At least you can get those scholarship funds.
All too often, as financial resources dwindle, family life and other relationships suffer, too — which can lead to isolation, depression
and even suicidal thoughts. In this sense it is important to preserve a resemblance of usual life style and preserve the habit get out
of home in the morning, if only going to the library.
It is also important to pay additional attention to maintaining healthy lifestyle, including exercise. Paradoxically many unemployed
sysadmin pursue more unhealthy lifestyle then when their were employed, stating most of the time at home and spending all their day
on computer. Please remember that unemployed are usually more susceptible for various health conditions. But here comes the next problem:
The unemployed have often lost their health coverage as well as their jobs. It's important to get minimal (hospital and emergencies)
coverage early on before six month since you previous health coverage ended. the cost is not outrageous and in many states is less then
$200 per month. Some state such as NY and NJ subside such an insurance and you can get it for slightly more then $100.
Gifted people often have problems finding and keeping friends, they usually suffer from
envy and
jealousy toward colleagues who are more talented or less talented,
but more successful professionally. And vice versa, they can despise those who are less talented or less trained. Attitude
toward "losers" and associated folklore is part of the latter.
People with exaggerated self-worth and
narcissists (which is actually a type of sociopaths)
typically secure a sense of superiority in the face of another person's ability by using contempt to minimize the other person.
In short, in many sysadmins there is a built-in competition drive and you should view all those "vanity fair" things philosophically
or they can definitely poison your life. Bertrand
Russell said envy was one of the most potent causes of unhappiness.
There are additional problems in marriage due to high pressures from work which is nothing new and is common to many other specialties.
People usually add "sysadmin wives" to the long list of suffering spouses who deal with a spouse with a high-demand profession.
So it's important to remember that a genuine interest in the profession is good but obsession with it is not.
See
It is not easy to preserve sanity in the crazy environment. But fighting for the ideas you consider valuable definitely helps. It
would be nice to get rid of some "evil corporate gnomes" but they are replaceable and readily availble commodities. So cool down as
for revenge. I do not have ready made recipes but recently I came across an interesting
comment in Calculated Risk blog:
Stephane Hessel. 93 years old. Just published a short book in France. Cry Out! It's sold 600,000 copies in two months.
His publisher has ordered another 200,000 printed.
Hessel, Jewish. Escaped a Nazi concentration camp in WWII and joined DeGaulle. Worked in French resistance.
The thesis of his book? Some quotes:
- "I would like everyone – everyone of us – to find his or her own reason to cry out. That is a precious gift. When
something makes you want to cry out, as I cried out against Nazism, you become a militant, tough and committed. You become part
of the great stream of history ... and this stream leads us towards more justice and more freedom but not the uncontrolled freedom
of the fox in the hen-house."
- "It's true that reasons to cry out can seem less obvious today. The world appears too complex. But in this world, there
are things we should not tolerate... I say to the young, look around you a little and you will find them. The worst of all
attitudes is indifference..."
- "The productivist obsession of the West has plunged the world into a crisis which can only be resolved by a radical shift
away from the 'ever more', in the world of finance but also in science and technology. It is high time that ethics, justice
and a sustainable balance prevailed..."
Just as he "cried out" against Nazism in the 1940s, he said, young people today should "cry out against the complicity between
politicians and economic and financial powers" and "defend our democratic rights acquired over two centuries".
Dr. Nikolai Bezroukov
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"I appreciate Woody Allen's humor because one of my safety valves is an appreciation for life's absurdities.
His message is that life isn't a funeral march to the grave. It's a polka." -- Dennis Kusinich
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Toxic managers dot the landscape in most organizations, making them seem, at times, like war
zones. These managers can complicate your work, drain your energy, compromise your sanity, derail
your projects and destroy your career. Your ability to deal with these corporate land mines will
have a significant impact on your career. Those who are able to recognize toxic managers quickly
and understand what makes them tick will be in the best position to protect themselves. Difficult
managers are a fact of life and how they affect your life depends upon the skills you develop to
deal with them.
The issue is not simply a matter of individual survival. Toxic managers divert people's energy
from the real work of the organization, destroy morale, impair retention, and interfere with
cooperation and information sharing. Their behaviour, like a rock thrown into a pond, can cause
ripples distorting the organization's culture and affecting people far beyond the point of
impact.
Senior management and HR can significantly improve an organization's culture and functioning
by taking steps to find and contain those who are most destructive. Leadership can spare an
organization serious damage by learning how to recognize problematic personality traits quickly,
placing difficult managers in positions in which their behaviour will do the least harm,
arranging for coaching for those who are able to grow, and knowing which managers are time bombs
that need to be let go.
This article will help you learn how to avoid becoming a scapegoat, to survive aggressive
managers' assaults, and to give narcissistic and rigid managers the things they need to be
satisfied with you. It will also help senior management and HR to recognize toxic managers before
they do serious damage. The basic theme of the article is that to deal effectively with toxic
behavior you need to understand what lies underneath it, design an intervention to target those
underlying factors, and have sufficient control of your own feelings and behaviour so that you
can do what is most effective, rather than let your own anger or anxiety get the best of you. In
other words, you need to develop your emotional intelligence.
... ... ...
Narcissistic managers
Preoccupied with their own importance, narcissistic managers are grandiose and arrogant. They
devalue others, lack empathy for others and have little, if any, conscience. Feeling exempt from
the normal rules of society, they exploit people without remorse. Narcissistic individuals are
also very sensitive to anything that threatens their self-esteem. Challenges to their grandiose
self image can lead to narcissistic rage that sees them lose all judgment and attack in ways that
are destructive to themselves and their victims.
Arrogant with peers and subordinates, they may suddenly become submissive in the presence of a
superior. Once the superior has left, they may well disparage her. They generally deprecate and
exploit others, including former idols. They may, however, idealize powerful individuals who
support them, though only for a short time.
Under the surface, narcissistic managers struggle with fragile self-esteem. They also have a
sense of emptiness arising from their lack of true self-love and inability to care about other
people or about abstract values such as honesty and integrity. Their grandiose fantasies are
attempts to fill the emptiness and reinforce their fragile self-esteem.
The classic narcissistic manager is grandiose. Grandiose managers are legends in their own
minds. Preoccupied with their exaggerated accomplishments and grandiose expectations for the
future, they expect others to hold them in awe. Constantly boasting, they resemble peacocks
strutting around with their tail feathers unfurled.
Some narcissistic managers are not effusive about their abilities and accomplishments. What
stands out about them is a willingness to exploit others, a willingness to break the law, or a
desire to control and dominate others.
Narcissistic managers are less likely to make major changes in their behaviour than are
managers with other issues. They are also particularly likely to become outraged and vindictive
if someone challenges their behaviour. Therefore, when you are dealing with a manager who is
rigid or aggressive, it is important to know whether narcissism or other disorders lie underneath
their destructive behaviour.
A milder variant of narcissistic managers are those with learned narcissism. They are not
desperately trying to hide and shield fragile self-esteem arising from a troubled childhood.
Rather, their success in some area has brought sufficient fame and fortune that they have been
shielded from the normal consequences of behaving arrogantly and treating others poorly.
Moreover, as people incessantly flatter them, they come to believe the glorifying compliments.
Although somewhat grandiose and inconsiderate of others, these people have a conscience and can
feel empathy for others; they simply do not realize the full impact of their behavior on others.
People with learned narcissism are far more amenable to change than are those with narcissism
resulting from problems early on in emotional development.
Coping with a narcissistic manager is very difficult for most people. You can't make it a fun
experience, but there are things you can do to make yourself less vulnerable to them.
If you are subordinate to a narcissistic manager:
- Avoid criticizing them
- Show admiration
- Don't outshine them; play down your accomplishments and ambition
- Document your work
- Build relationships to a mentor
- Keep your eyes open for other positions
- Do not take their behaviour personally
Superiors of narcissistic managers also need to be careful. If you supervise a narcissistic
manager you should:
- Watch your back
- Don't ignore signs of trouble
- Don't believe them over their subordinates
- Assess if the narcissism is learned or from early development and if it can be modified
with the help of a therapist/coach
- Get coaching for them
- Get 360 feedback on them and use it as a major part of their assessment
... ... ...
Case Study: Dealing with a Narcissistic VP
Bill was the vice president of a mid-sized company. His unit had grown rapidly and was
profitable. He had special knowledge and skills that made him very valuable to the company. At
the same time, the company's president was increasingly aware that the morale in Bill's unit was
poor and that turnover was high. The president instructed Bill to obtain some coaching. He balked
and the CEO relented. In time, however, things went from bad to worse. The CEO considered firing
Bill. The cost of finding a replacement, and the inefficiencies suffered while the new person
came up to speed, would be high. Nevertheless, he couldn't let the unit continue to bleed people.
Faced with the possibility of being fired, Bill agreed to executive coaching.
Bill balked at 360 feedback but he agreed to let the coach speak with people and observe his
ways of interacting. What people reported, and what the coach saw, was a driven person who lacked
concern for others, focused on his own needs, was constantly snapping at people, rarely gave a
pat on the back, and sometimes stole credit for others' work. He certainly fit the description of
the narcissistic manager.
There was, however, another part of him. At times, he really seemed concerned about others. In
individual discussions with the coach, Bill's insecurity and depression stood out more than his
grandiosity. The coach determined that rather than having the core personality structure of a
narcissistic individual, Bill had been so successful that he had been able to get away with
stepping on people and was relatively clueless about how others felt and how his behavior
affected their performance.
A major factor in Bill's behaviour was a mild chronic depression. He did not enjoy things that
much and rarely smiled. A great deal of his irritability came from the mild depression. The coach
convinced him to try an antidepressant. Bill's snapping at people declined in a few days. In a
month he seemed like a different person. With his depression gone he not only felt much less
irritable, but had the emotional energy to think about others' feelings and to begin to look at
his own behaviour more than he had before. He had many bad habits in how he related to people,
but he was now able to begin to look at them and gradually make changes.
... ... ...
The toxic boss or toxic manager. We've all encountered them. Moody, aggressive, unpredictable,
incompetent, always blaming other people. A compulsive liar with a Jekyll and Hyde nature, the
individual, male or female, is always charming and plausible when management are around.
Toxic bosses and toxic managers prevent staff doing their jobs and prevent employees
fulfilling their duties. They thrive in a toxic work environment. Unpredictable moods,
conflicting demands, inconsistent orders, random decision-making, inability to plan
strategically, inability and unwillingness to communicate and co-operate, obstructive ... the
list goes on. If management suddenly appoint a toxic boss as your manager, you'll realise that
toxic shock syndrome is not just a female condition. If you've got a toxic manager, your problems
have just begun. And they won't get better.
When you tackle the toxic manager, you feel like you've gone 15 rounds with Mike Tyson. And
everything will be your fault. You have a "negative attitude", you're a "poor performer", you're
"not up to the job", and so on. If you get as far as alerting personnel or human resources
management, it'll be a "personality clash". In truth, this is a
projection of the
bully's own negative attitude, poor performance, and incompetence.
How do you recognise a toxic boss?
To recognise a toxic boss from their behaviour profile, click
here. To recognise toxic bosses
from the effects of their behaviour, look for unusually high levels of the following in the
immediate (and not so immediate) vicinity of the toxic manager concerned:
- staff turnover
- sickness absence
- grievance action
- disciplinary action
- stress breakdown
- suicide or attempted suicide
- death in service
- customer complaints
- ill health retirements
- early retirements
- reorganisations
Fatal Attraction (1987) is a classic among films depicting violent BPD and female psychopath. It
depicts well the details of borderline personality disorder: the self-delusion, the emotional
coercion, the complete disintegration of logic and final loss of control. It
was built up from a short film by screenwriter James Dearden. This is one of two Adrian Lyne
sensual films, the other two are "Indecent
Proposal" and
Unfaithful.
It is an educational movie though I prefer the original ending (available on special collector
edition DVD), not the revised, way-over-the-top, grade B horror movies ending. Glenn Close's abrupt
spiral into insanity and violence during the last third of Director Lyne's Fatal Attraction is the
weakest part of the movie.
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abuse characterized by a person subjecting or exposing
another to behavior that may result in psychological
trauma, including anxiety,
chronic depression, or
post-traumatic stress disorder.[3]
Such abuse is often associated with situations of power imbalance, such as
abusive relationships,
bullying,
child abuse and
abuse in the workplace.[3]
There were "no consensus views about the
definition of emotional abuse." As such, clinicians and researchers have offered sometimes divergent definitions of emotional
abuse. However, the widely used Conflict
Tactics Scale measures roughly twenty distinct acts of "psychological aggression" in three different categories:
- Verbal aggression (e.g., saying something that upsets or annoys someone else);
- Dominant behaviours (e.g., preventing someone to have contact with their family);
- Jealous behaviors (e.g., accusing a partner of maintaining other parallel relations).
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Ingrid Bergman in the 1944 film
Gaslight
Gaslighting is a
form of psychological abuse in which false
information is presented with the intent of making a victim doubt his or her own
memory,
perception and
[1] Instances may range
simply from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive
incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of
disorienting the victim.
Psychologist Martha Stout states that sociopaths frequently use gaslighting tactics. Sociopaths consistently transgress
social mores, break laws, and exploit others, but are also typically charming and convincing liars who consistently deny
wrongdoing. Thus, some who have been victimized by sociopaths may doubt their perceptions.[6]
Jacobson and Gottman report
that some physically abusive spouses may gaslight their partners, even flatly denying that they have been violent.[3]
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social influence that aims to change the
perception or behavior of others through underhanded,
deceptive, or even
[1] By
advancing the interests of the manipulator, often at the other's expense, such methods could be considered
exploitative, abusive, devious, and deceptive.
Social influence is not necessarily negative.
For example, doctors can try to persuade patients to
change unhealthy habits. Social influence is generally perceived to be harmless when it respects the right of the influenced
to accept or reject and is not unduly coercive. Depending on the context and motivations, social influence may constitute
underhanded manipulation.
Searching for a Corporate Savior- The Irrational Quest for Charismatic CEOs Enron's Skilling offers a dramatic and instructive
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The fog of war is a term used to describe the level of ambiguity in situational awareness experienced by participants
in military operations.[1] The term seeks to capture the uncertainty regarding own
capability, adversary capability, and adversary intent during an engagement, operation, or campaign. The term is ascribed
to the Prussian military analyst
Carl von Clausewitz, who wrote:
"The great uncertainty of all data in war is a peculiar difficulty, because all action must, to a certain extent,
be planned in a mere twilight, which in addition not infrequently-like the effect of a fog or moonshine-gives to things
exaggerated dimensions and unnatural appearance."[2]
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The Bozo Explosion, so colorfully described by Guy Kawasaki, is a theory which states that "A"
players hire "A+" players, but "B" players hire "C", "C" hire "D", which ultimately leads to a company
full of bozos.
"I refined this slightly-my theory is that A players hire people even better than themselves.
It's clear, though, that B players hire C players so they can feel superior to them, and C players
hire D players. If you start hiring B players, expect what Steve called "the bozo explosion" to
happen in your organization." – Guy Kawasaki
Most of us have met "bozos" before in our work and personal lives. If you're lucky, you've only
seen them in the check-out aisle at the grocery store and quickly been able to divert your path away
to a different lane - never to see them again.
If you're unlucky, you work for a "bozo" or near one.
There is nothing more soul-crushing than being constantly surrounded by bozos in your life. And
there's nothing that kills a company faster that the rapid proliferation of bozos working for it
(especially as CEO).
What is a bozo? It's a little like pornography, you know it when you see it. However, let me try
to more precisely define one.
A bozo is someone who thinks they are much smarter and capable than they actually are. They constantly
over-estimate their abilities and under-estimate the risks and threats around them. They typically
don't keep an open-mind. They look instead for data that confirms a previously held bias. They also
don't handle details well. They expect other people to clean up their messes when they happen, and
so don't feel the need to obsess over the little things. Because they don't have a keen sense for
the competitive market in which they operate, they typically don't have good judgment in key strategic
decisions or when hiring top talent. Instead of hiring the smartest folks around them, bozos prefer
to hire people who blow smoke, telling them how great they are, or for some non-obvious business
reason such as sharing the same college or frat.
One of the first detailed discussions of the damage bozos can do to companies was in Walter Isaacson's
recent biography on Steve Jobs at Apple (AAPL).
Here are some choice Jobs' quotes from the book on the subject:
Apple's Dynamic Duo- On John Sculley:
I began to realize this a month after he arrived. He didn't learn things very quickly, and the people
he wanted to promote were usually bozos.
– From Atari's Al Alcorn:
Sculley believed in keeping people happy and worrying about relationships. Steve didn't give a
shit about that. But he did care about the product in a way that Sculley never could, and he was
able to avoid having too many bozos working at Apple by insulting anyone who wasn't an A player.
One Must Prevent a Bozo Explosion
– On getting rid of the bozos who worked at Apple after he sold NeXT to Apple: "I wanted to make
sure the really good people who came in from NeXT didn't get knifed in the back by the less competent
people who were then in senior jobs at Apple."
– When he was asked by an Apple director what he thought of then CEO Gil Amelio:
"I thought to myself, I either tell him the truth, that Gil is a bozo, or I lie by omission.
He's on the board of Apple, I have a duty to tell him what I think; on the other hand, if I tell
him, he will tell Gil, in which case Gil will never listen to me again, and he'll fuck the people
I brought into Apple. All of this took place in my head in less than thirty seconds. I finally
decided that I owed this guy the truth. I cared deeply about Apple. So I just let him have it.
I said this guy is the worst CEO I've ever seen, I think if you needed a license to be a CEO he
wouldn't get one. When I hung up the phone, I thought, I probably just did a really stupid thing."
– On how Amelio had no self-awareness that he was a bozo:
"He was just such a buffoon, and he took himself so seriously. He insisted that everyone call
him Dr. Amelio. That's always a warning sign. For most things in life, the range between best
and average is 30% or so. The best airplane flight, the best meal, they may be 30% better than
your average one. What I saw with Woz was somebody who was 50 times better than the average engineer.
He could have meetings in his head. The Mac team was an attempt to build a whole team like that,
A players. People said that they wouldn't get along, they'd hate working with each other. But
I realized that A players like to work with A players, they just didn't like working with C players.
At Pixar, it was a whole company of A players. When I got back to Apple, that's what I decided
to try to do. You need to have a collaborative hiring process. When we hire someone, even if they're
going to be in marketing, I will have them talk to the design folks and the engineers.
My role model was J. Robert Oppenheimer. I read about the type of people he sought for the
atom bomb project. I wasn't nearly as good as he was, but that's what I aspired to do."
So, what do you have to do to create a "no bozo" policy at your company? Here are 7 rules for
how to implement one:
1. Never hire another bozo. If you are a hiring manager, you have the final say. Never
let another bozo come in to your company. Sometimes we all have our blinders on because the candidate
likes the same sports team as us. Therefore, get lots of input from others around you whose opinion
you trust. Bozos are like cockroaches: you'll never get rid of them after bringing them into your
home.
2. If you don't have a final say on hiring someone, tell the truth to your boss about what
you think of a prospective bozo hire. You've got to tell the truth – even if there is a risk
that you'll lose your job for speaking the truth. If your boss is going to hire a bozo, let's face
it: you probably need to start looking for another job anyway. It's just a matter of time until they
bring down your team and then your company. If you threaten to quit now, you'll probably get your
boss to think twice before signing off on the bozo in question.
3. Get rid of any existing bozos already on the payroll. These folks might be pleasant and
make good conversation in the lunch room, but they're a cancer. They need to be exorcised from
the organization's body as soon as possible. If they're not rooted out, they will multiply. One new
bozo will hire 4 more bozos in short order. Again, you've got to speak the truth to those who have
the power to get rid of them. Even if it leads to a showdown between you and the bozo in front of
your boss, you've got to fight for what you believe in. If you lose your job, it'll be a blessing.
4. Cut out the bozos at the root. Because bozos procreate so quickly, you've got to be surgically
quick and precise in getting rid of them. Start at the root cause. The bozo from which all other
bozos come. Many follow-on bozos will follow the chief bozo out the door when he or she departs.
That's a good thing. Morale in the rest of the organization will noticeably rise overnight. A lightness
and energy will return to the company.
5. Encourage active debate in order to serve your company's ultimate customer. It's a sad
truth that some formerly great employees can turn into bozos over time. It happens. We all can lose
interest and motivation over time. We might have been great basketball players in high school but
not so much in our 30s. There might be a natural time when we all should leave a company. The recently
ousted co-CEOs at Research In Motion (RIMM) – Jim Balsillie and Mike Lazaridis - are a textbook case
of that. Steve Jobs' ouster at Apple in the 1980s is another good example of how this can be even
true for one of the greats. To keep everyone on their toes and fully engaged in the product and market
dynamics, it's important to encourage active debate within a company. There should be no sacred cows.
Mid-level managers shouldn't be afraid to call Steve Jobs - or some other senior executive who is
seemingly always right - that he's being a bozo about a particular issue or decision. Jobs had lots
of terrible ideas. His people didn't accept those terrible ideas and pushed back – and he eventually
appreciated that even if he disagreed with them at first.
6. It's not personal, it's business. So many organizations fail under their own weight
because people get caught managing up or worrying more about their own career path or organizational
politics rather than ensuring the best decision gets made in the moment. Disagreements should never
be personal - only focused on the best business decision.
7. You're never that important. Another way you can let yourself turn into a bozo over
time is starting to believe you're brilliant. You've got to be self-confident, but you can't ever
let yourself think you're too important to have lunch with your employees or meet with real customers.
Calling yourself "Dr." Amelio was dumb because it signals to others that you think you're very important.
Building yourself a fancy office - as John Thain did in his job at Merrill Lynch, even when the world
was blowing up around him - is another sign that you're overly focused on insignificant priorities
affecting your company. You might be in the top job as CEO, but you are always replaceable.
Never forget that.
Someone who enables the Bozo Explosion, either intentionally or due to their inexperience and incompetence.
The Bozo Explosion was possibly coined by Steve Jobs at Apple:
"Actually, Steve believed that A players hire A players-that is people who are as good as they
are. I refined this slightly-my theory is that A players hire people even better than themselves.
It's clear, though, that B players hire C players so they can feel superior to them, and C players
hire D players. If you start hiring B players, expect what Steve called "the bozo explosion" to
happen in your organization." -- Guy Kawasaki
My manager is the lead Bozo Bomber at my company. He makes sure everyone in the business is as dumb
as a caveman, then he can swoop in like Superman and save the day. Man, does it make him look good.
Terrible for the business though.
by starfruitman
December 06, 2011
Here's some gratifying news for any employees out there who are feeling bullied by a tyrannical boss:
That aggressive behavior may have little to do with you, and a lot to do with your boss's feelings
of incompetence. A new
study in Psychological Science found that when managers are made to feel insecure about
their job performance, their aggressiveness skyrockets. "Power
holders feel they need to be superior and competent. When they don't feel they can show that legitimately,
they'll show it by taking people down a notch or two" [New
Scientist], says study coauthor Nathanael Fast.The researchers got 410 volunteers
from various workplaces to fill out questionnaires about their position in the workplace hierarchy,
how they felt about their job performance, and their aggressive tendencies. They also conducted a
series experiments on the volunteers. In one, they manipulated the subjects'
sense of power and self-worth by asking them to write about
occasions when they felt either empowered or impotent and then either competent or incompetent. Previous
research has suggested that such essays cause a short-term bump or drop in feelings of power and
capability [New
Scientist]. Next they asked the volunteers to set the level of punishment for (imaginary)
university students who got wrong answers on a test. Those people who felt more powerful and more
incompetent picked the harshest punishments, the study found.
So what's to be done with a bullying boss? Coauthor Serena Chen says a little ego stroking may
make life easier for everyone. "Make them feel good about themselves
in some way," Chen said, suggesting this might mean complimenting a hobby or nonwork activity provided
it is "something plausible that doesn't sound like you're sucking up" [San
Francisco Chronicle].
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Your boss could well be a barely restrained psychopath. Indeed, it is probable that he is the
living incarnation of Cthulhu himself. Or he may be a bumbling incompetent who'll sink your career
along with his. You, the downtrodden techie, need to learn how to deal with him - and fast.
First, stop thinking of him as a person because it is making you too soft and disabling the parts
of your brain that can effectively change his behaviour.
... ... ...
10: The moron
This is actually the easiest to deal with, just so long as you never ever let them think you've
worked out that this is their bug.
A good measure of intelligence is the number of things you understand and the depth to which you
grok them so lack of intelligence is worked around by keeping the number and depth lower.
This expresses itself in a way familiar to those of you who've done search engine optimisation.
Identify their buzzwords to work out what I call "Business Correctness," the more lucrative sibling
of the political kind. Despite their track record, Accenture get a lot of business by using words
like "team" because managers like teams (defined as doing what they are told) and in your firm there
will be terms like "risk reduction", "delivery" and "cost reduction". Some even still talk of "quality".
All you have to do is note these terms and use them more often; firstly to make you look like
a "good team player" and secondly as decoration on anything you want to make look better or worse,
though in general positive BC words work better.
There are of course more types of AntiManager than this and feel free to share them in the comments
below, but the point I'd like you to take away and use is that you can model their behaviour using
skills you already have to turn their documented features into something useful.
Here's some gratifying news for any employees out there who are feeling bullied by a tyrannical boss:
That aggressive behavior may have little to do with you, and a lot to do with your boss's feelings
of incompetence. A new
study in Psychological Science found that when managers are made to feel insecure about
their job performance, their aggressiveness skyrockets. "Power
holders feel they need to be superior and competent. When they don't feel they can show that legitimately,
they'll show it by taking people down a notch or two" [New
Scientist], says study coauthor Nathanael Fast.The researchers got 410 volunteers
from various workplaces to fill out questionnaires about their position in the workplace hierarchy,
how they felt about their job performance, and their aggressive tendencies. They also conducted a
series experiments on the volunteers. In one, they manipulated the subjects'
sense of power and self-worth by asking them to write about
occasions when they felt either empowered or impotent and then either competent or incompetent. Previous
research has suggested that such essays cause a short-term bump or drop in feelings of power and
capability [New
Scientist]. Next they asked the volunteers to set the level of punishment for (imaginary)
university students who got wrong answers on a test. Those people who felt more powerful and more
incompetent picked the harshest punishments, the study found.
So what's to be done with a bullying boss? Coauthor Serena Chen says a little ego stroking may
make life easier for everyone. "Make them feel good about
themselves in some way," Chen said, suggesting this might mean complimenting a hobby or nonwork activity
provided it is "something plausible that doesn't sound like you're sucking up" [San
Francisco Chronicle].
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Harms of Bullying
Bullying is a serious problem that harms not only the victim, but everyone that it touches. It can
have a serious negative effect on the bully, witnesses, and the environment as a whole.
The most obvious harm occurs to the victim. It could be anything from physical injury to embarrassment,
to harm to their self esteem and even potential for success in the future. Extreme bullying (particularly
coupled with sexual harassment) may cause depression or even lead to suicide. Victims often display
lowered self-esteem and lowered grades, anxiety, and decreased attentiveness. Being bullied may cause
a child to shy away from other children as well, or even adults--or it may cause them to become clingy,
fearing separation from adults. It really depends on the individual child, the situation, and the
intensity of the bullying, but it is clear that the harm is very real.
However, while attention is usually focused on this harm to the victim, also be aware of the negative
effects on the bully. Studies have shown* that bullies are more likely to drop out of school, and
that forty percent are convicted of at least three crimes by the age of twenty-four. Elementary school
bullies are five times more likely than non-bullies to have a criminal record by the age of thirty.
They are more likely to be involved in domestic violence and to work jobs below their skill level.
Moreover, a bully's children are more likely to be bullies themselves, resulting in a vicious cycle
of abuse.
Even if other students are not directly involved in the bullying, it can also have a negative impact
on witnesses and the educational environment as a whole. Other children may be anxious or afraid
that it could happen to them as well. They may be confused about whether to tell someone, or alienated
by friends who are bullied. Bullying leads to an imbalanced environment, and can cultivate a culture
of fear at a very young age.
Because Cyberbullying is a relatively new phenomenon, we do not know enough about how some of the
harms above may or may not apply--but we do know that it is leading to more and more bullies, which
means more and more victims. The next articles in this series will examine more closely how cyberbullying
differs from traditional bullying.
Read more: http://www.brighthub.com/education/k-12/articles/10833.aspx#ixzz0dwKvkjZPhfmyhrkjdghfkdh
3 years ago
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Shem said:
It sucks that we Live to work in the modern ages, The comment above by the "boss guy" regarding
us moaning cos were not in chains @ our desk, well pal, thankfully we progressed a little beyond
your slave driving ways. When they all agree its a 3 dayweek then we can spend more of our time with
our loved ones more time being happy in life and not working for power greedy ego maniacs, studies
on how to keep incompetent people out of positions with power is research thats needed....
after all the same guys are pressing the red buttons of war and making dumb ass choices for us
"workers" and directing the course of our history.
Maybe in 500 yrs we work a 3 day week, now wouldnt that be cool!
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Kathleen said:
Sucking up doesn't really work in the long run based on my work with both victims and perps. It's
obvious and disempowers the target. Share real compliments, if possible. Focus on work requirements
and look the bully in the eye, that helps them to back down. Study avoids focus on one real purpose
of bullying-consolidation of power including and especially control and ownership of careers. They
may feel powerless but sometimes they're consolidating power by destroying others.
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Chad Cartwright said:
Employees have been coddled and cuddled too long in America. This decade has been seen thru the
filter of television, popularising the poor office worker. Meanwhile office worker productivity has
dwindled with the advent of the web and text messages.
I bet half of you whiny jokers are posting on the clock! Just be glad you aren't chained to your
work space like your ancestors were. I slaved my way thru college while my employees were smoking
pot and having babies before they could provide for them.
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gold brick said:
Driver type incompetents usually have little patience. When my maroon of an employer asks me a
question, I barrage him with (way) too much information. I try to keep his eye contact as well so
he can't fake that he is listrning to me. He squirms like the eel that he is. Now when he sees me
coming, he moves on to an easier target.
3 years ago
So what hallmarks of incompetence have I learned to identify?
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Bias against action:There are always plenty of reasons
not to take a decision, reasons to wait for more information, more options, more opinions.
But real leaders display a consistent bias for action. People who don't make mistakes generally
don't make anything. Legendary ad man David Ogilvy argued that a good decision today is worth
far more than a perfect decision next month. Beware prevaricators.
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Secrecy: "We can't tell the staff," is something I hear managers say repeatedly. They
defend this position with the argument that staff will be distracted, confused or simply unable
to comprehend what is happening in the business. If you treat employees like children, they will
behave that way -- which means trouble. If you treat them like adults, they may just respond likewise.
Very few matters in business must remain confidential and good managers can identify those easily.
The lover of secrecy has trouble being honest and is afraid of letting peers have the information
they need to challenge him. He would rather defend his position than advance the mission. Secrets
make companies political, anxious and full of distrust.
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Over-sensitivity: "I know she's always late, but if I raise the subject, she'll be hurt."
An inability to be direct and honest with staff is a critical warning sign. Can your manager see
a problem, address it headlong and move on? If not, problems won't get resolved, they'll grow.
When managers say staff is too sensitive, they are usually describing themselves. Wilting violets
don't make great leaders. Weed them out. Interestingly, secrecy and
over-sensitivity almost always travel together. They are a bias against honesty.
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Love of procedure: Managers who cleave to the rule book, to points of order and who refer
to colleagues by their titles have forgotten that rules and processes
exist to expedite business, not ritualize it. Love of procedure often masks a fatal
inability to prioritize -- a tendency to polish the silver while the house is burning.
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Preference for weak candidates: We interviewed three job candidates for a new position.
One was clearly too junior, the other rubbed everyone up the wrong way and the third stood head
and shoulders above the rest. Who did our manager want to hire? The junior. She felt threatened
by the super-competent manager and hadn't the confidence to know that you must always hire people
smarter than yourself.
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Focus on small tasks: Another senior salesperson I hired always produced the most perfect
charts, forecasts and spreadsheets. She was always on time, her data completely up-to-date. She
would always volunteer for projects in which she had no core expertise -- marketing plans, financial
forecasts, meetings with bank managers, the office move. It was all displacement activity to hide
the fact that she could not do her real job.
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Allergy to deadlines: A deadline is a commitment. The manager who cannot set, and stick
to deadlines, cannot honor commitments. A failure to set and meet deadlines also means that no
one can ever feel a true sense of achievement. You can't celebrate milestones if there aren't
any.
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Inability to hire former employees: I hired a head of sales once with (apparently) a
luminous reputation. But, as we staffed up, he never attracted any candidates from his old company.
He'd worked in sales for twenty years -- hadn't he mentored
anyone who'd want to work with him again? Every good manager has alumni, eager to join the
team again; if they don't, smell a rat.
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Addiction to consultants: A common -- but expensive -- way to put off making decisions
is to hire consultants who can recommend several alternatives. While they're figuring these out,
managers don't have to do anything. And when the consultant's choices are presented, the ensuing
debates can often absorb hours, days, months. Meanwhile, your organization is poorer but it isn't
any smarter. When the consultant leaves, he takes your money and his increased expertise out the
door with him.
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Long hours: In my experience, bad managers work very long hours. They think this is a
brand of heroism but it is probably the single biggest hallmark of incompetence. To work effectively,
you must prioritize and you must pace yourself. The manager who boasts of late nights, early mornings
and no time off cannot manage himself so you'd better not let him manage anyone else.
Poor leadership surrounds us, it's a fact of life and they seemingly find a way to keep their
jobs. They are more focused on their personal needs and not of the professional needs of those below
them. They have a hard time developing their employees because they lack the proper management techniques
to do so. A leader is someone who you would follow to a place you would not go alone. Leadership
is about action not status.
However, the question is, how do we know when we are dealing with these flaw ridden individuals.
A lot of the time, a poor manager can make the perception that he/she is busy and organized. I have
developed a small guideline that can help pinpoint these leaders.
Incompetent Leaders will:
1. Delegate work rather than balance work loads. This allows all attention to be diverted
from them in case of failure. It may seem to them that are managing their people but in actuality
they are creating work imbalances within the group. It can create unnecessary overtime for some and
under utilization of others. A good manager is aware of the skill sets of all the people below them
and should allocate work accordingly while trying to enhance the skills of everyone to be even more
productive.
2. Reduce all answers to Yes or No rather than explaining their reasoning. This is an example
of a crisis manager who can not think farther than a few hours ahead. A yes/no manager finds it a
waste of time to find the real answer through intellectual thought. They are already thinking about
the next crisis.
3. Not separate personal life from professional life. They will bring their personal problem
to work. Working for these types of managers can be very dramatic. They are unable to separate their
emotional imbalances while trying to manage people. They are less focused and will not give you the
attention and direction you need for success.
4. Manage crisis. If you are a company that has crisis managers, then you can say goodbye
to innovation and progression. Proactive thinking is critical to the success of any company. If you
are not finding ways to stop or reduce the amount of crisis that has to be managed, then your competition
will pass you by. Leaders have to think out of the box and make change.
5. Create an environment where mistakes are unacceptable. Being held accountable for wrong
decisions is a fear for them. Making mistakes only helps you become a better person, manager, etc.
I use the analogy of a basketball player that has no fouls. If they are not going for the ball and
taking chances with their opponent, then they are trying hard enough. Take a chance and don't be
scared.
6. Humiliate or reprimand an employee within a group. This is a clear and visible sign
of a poor leader. A good leader takes employee problems away from a group setting to a more private
setting. If you have a boss that does this, it is time for a visit to human resources.
7. Not stand behind subordinates when they fail. Never leave your people to hang out to
dry. Always back them up, right, wrong, or indifferent. If an employee tries their best in a situation
and they fail to come through. They should be commended on their effort and not punished for the
failure
8. Encourage hard workers not smart workers. I am not impressed with hard workers. A hard
worker is usually defined by hours. Smart workers are the ones that I hire and embrace. Smart workers
understand the concept of time management and multi-tasking. Poor leaders miss this connection. Smart
workers are methodical in their thinking and can generally be successful because of their abilities
management projects and time. Hard workers may take twice as long to do the work. It is important
to assign work accordingly to the skills and personalities
9. Judge people on hours not performance. This is similar to #8. Again, I am not impressed
with overtime junkies. They have lost all perspective on a healthy family/balance. Bad managers will
promote the employees that work the most hours and not look at the smart ones who work less……….meaning
have better time management. Stop watching the lock.
10. Act differently in front of their leaders. This is an indication of low self-confidence.
They have doubts about their own ability to lead and they will act like little children when authority
is present. A confident person acts the same around everyone. Remember, have respect for them, but
also have self-respect.
Chris Ortiz is also the author of : 40+ Overtime Under Poor Leadership
Book Available at:
Authorhouse.com
"Power holders who do not feel personally competent are more likely than those who feel competent
to lash out against other people."
ABSTRACT
When and why do power holders seek to harm other people? The present research examined the idea
that aggression among the powerful is often the result of a threatened ego. Four studies demonstrated
that individuals with power become aggressive when they feel incompetent in the domain of power.
Regardless of whether power was measured in the workplace (Studies 1 and 4), manipulated via role
recall (Study 2), or assigned in the laboratory (Study 3), it was associated with heightened aggression
when paired with a lack of self-perceived competence. As hypothesized, this aggression appeared to
be driven by ego threat: Aggressiveness was eliminated among participants whose sense of self-worth
was boosted (Studies 3 and 4). Taken together, these findings suggest that (a) power paired with
self-perceived incompetence leads to aggression, and (b) this aggressive response is driven by feelings
of ego defensiveness. Implications for research on power, competence, and aggression are discussed...
CONCLUSION
The present findings highlight the importance of perceiving personal competence when holding a
position of power. Power holders who do not feel personally competent
are more likely than those who feel competent to lash out against other people. Additionally,
the finding that self-worth boosts assuage the aggressive tendencies of such power holders implies
the effectiveness of a strategy commonly employed by underlings: excessive flattery. It is both interesting
and ironic to note that such flattery, although perhaps affirming to the ego, may contribute to the
incompetent power holder's ultimate demise-by causing the power holder to lose touch with reality.
Full paper at:
http://www-rcf.usc.edu/~nathanaf/power_incompetence_and_aggresssion.pdf
The first is important because, yes, believe it or not, many folks are still threatened by a Black
face in corporate America. The last person you want threatened is your boss, who can either make
it easy for you to pursue your vision or make life a day-to-day hell. Therefore, remembering tip
number 5, you want your boss to seem as if he or she is the smartest person in the world for hiring
you. To do that you have to give credit generously and publicly in front of clients or top management
for the great guidance and direction your boss provides in conducting whatever project you are working
on.Simultaneously you also need to let those same people know that most of the good works they
are seeing are your own original ideas come to life, and that without all the hard work you put into
the project, there would be no project. You need to do this especially if your boss is not the type
to be forthcoming with praise (a trait more typical of an empty suit than a power broker). Therefore,
in casual conversations with your clients or others, let it be known how at 2:15 in the morning,
when you were just going over the documents one last time, it hit you what the answer to the issue
was.
Praise your boss in public forums; take credit in one-on-one conversations--but don't overdo it
or appear to be showing off.
If you've been in the business world very long, it's likely you've run into a manager who just
wasn't doing the job right. If that hasn't happened to you yet, it will probably happen sometime
in your career. The question is how do you relate and react to the incompetent boss? You need to
remember biblical principles in dealing with these people.
Someone once told me that you can learn as much from an incompetent or bad manager as you can
from a good one, and I think that's probably true. But the learning is more difficult and painful!
- Trying to work for a boss who is either lazy, disorganized, inexperienced, or unqualified
for their job as manager.
- Others work for a boss who uses tactics or methods which are either unethical or ineffective
or contrary to company policy.
Their "people skills" are usually sadly lacking, and they are not willing to accept suggestions
or help from anyone else.
Well, there's no question that our relationships with those in authority over us are unique. While
we recognize that a person's level or position does not make that person better than anyone else,
we also know that we should respect those who are over us. That is a biblical principle.
Romans 13:1-2 says: "Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no
authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established
by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted,
and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves."
Now, frankly, this is not an easy passage to either understand or accept. Our natural minds rebel
against this statement that all authority comes from God, since we see so much evidence that many
people in authority are neither godly nor competent. Can their authority be God-given? What
about the Peter-principle; the person who has risen to his or her level of incompetency?
The Apostle Paul is teaching us that God has established authority as the order for the universe.
We see it in every part of creation; some things have authority over others. And if it were not for
the principle of authority, we would have nothing but chaos. You and I daily submit ourselves to
all kinds of authority: red lights, stop signs, the law of gravity, taxes, police officers, etc.
Without these authorities governing us, and everyone else, our world would be inhabitable and unmanageable.
The same is true in our business world. We require authority in order to operate a business of
any kind. The buck has to stop somewhere. Therefore, the people in positions of authority are part
of God's plan for authority. And as Christians, we are directed to submit ourselves to those
people who have risen to those authority positions. To rebel against that is to rebel against
God's order, and, Paul said, it will bring judgment on us.
Obviously there have been and are people in positions of authority who should never be there.
But that was true when Paul wrote this letter to the Romans. The principle still holds true; we may
not respect the people themselves, but we must respect their position.
This is contrary to the times. I remember a business training class I conducted where a woman
said to me privately, "Mary, I'm older and I'm used to the old way of doing things. I treat my boss
with lots of respect, do things for him that the other secretaries don't do. That's the way I was
trained. But the other women in the office are angry at me for treating my boss like I do, and they
keep telling me that it makes them look bad and I shouldn't do it. What do you think?"
She was taught to respect authority almost to the point of fear. But during the 60's and 70's
we saw a backlash against all authority, when everyone over 30 was seen as suspicious, and that generation
was taught to reject and challenge all authority. Neither extreme is right: We should not give respect
to authority out of fear, but neither is it right to be disrespectful toward authority. We seem to
have much difficulty with balanced and biblical attitudes, don't we?
Given the general disregard and disrespect we find in our culture for authority, this passage
in Romans 13 which tells Christians to submit to authority doesn't sit well in our ears. That's not
the way the world looks at it.
But as Christians in the marketplace, it is where we start. We have to make certain that in our
hearts we accept this principle of authority and recognize that even though the authority over us
may be incompetent or inadequate in some way, they are nonetheless in authority and therefore we
respect their position.
First Peter 2:18 says that we must submit ourselves to our masters with all respect, not only
to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. An incompetent boss is harsh,
difficult, unpleasant. But the principle of submitting and respecting their authority still applies.
Now, if you're not willing to apply that biblical principle, you will invite trouble into your life.
Well, how do you apply it when you don't feel it? You do it by faith, not by feelings. You pray
it into your life on a daily basis. You read those verses from Romans 13 often, and you ask God to
change your attitude and change your thinking so that you can accept the authority that is over you.
First Timothy 2:1-2 tells us to offer requests, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving for everyone,
for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness
and holiness. We are to pray for those in authority, and we are to pray for peaceful relationships.
Now, if you're dealing with an incompetent boss, have you been praying for him or her regularly?
How have you been praying for that person? This is where it starts, and until you begin to truly
pray for them, you won't see much change in your attitude or in their behavior.
So, we begin by accepting God's principle of authority, respecting that incompetent boss, praying
for them, praying that we will be able to get along with them in peace and display a godly attitude.
Praying that they will improve in their job.
Smart employees understand that their job description includes making their boss look good. The
world uses that principle as a manipulative tool, but we have other reasons to do it. First Corinthians
13 describes the kind of love we are to develop in our lives, a love that is like God's love. And
that kind of love "does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always
trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."
As Christians we are to ever be seeking to have God's love fill us and overflow through us to
everyone in our lives, including our incompetent bosses. Therefore, we should try to make them look
good, not for manipulation purposes, but because God's love motivates us to protect others from bad
exposure, to delight in the good things they do, not the bad things, to try to cover up their mistakes
whenever we can.
Proverbs 17:9 says, "He who covers over an offense promotes love, but whoever repeats the matter
separates close friends." One of the typical things that happens when we encounter an incompetent
boss is that we talk about that person in derogatory ways. It's easy to do. A friend was sharing
with me that her boss is very difficult and no one agrees with the way her boss runs the department.
She has no trouble gaining confirmation from her co-workers that her negative attitude toward her
boss is justified; everyone feels the same way.
It's likely if you truly work for an incompetent boss that everyone else feels the same way you
do, and therefore, at lunch and on breaks that's what you talk about. Instead of covering up the
offense, you repeat the matter and make the situation much worse.
If you work for an incompetent or difficult boss, stop talking about him or her to other people.
Pray for that boss; talk to the Lord; get counsel from respected Christians and others inside and
outside the company. But don't be a part of the office gossip and character assassination which usually
happens when you have this type of boss.
Now, when you've got those biblical principles in place in your life, then you can start to consider
whether it is ever right to confront an incompetent boss, or to blow the whistle on them. And there
aren't any black and white answers here because the circumstances would dictate what type of action
to take. However, I believe confrontation or exposure should be the last thing we do, after other
attempts have failed, and after much prayer.
Here are some guidelines to consider in deciding whether or not to confront your incompetent boss.
First, is their incompetency truly affecting the quality of the product or service which the customer
receives? Is their inability to manage truly causing unfair treatment for employees, others as well
as yourself? Are they doing things which are contrary to your organization's stated standards and
policies? In other words, is there a larger picture here than simply your own irritations and frustrations
at having to work for an incompetent manager?
If you're convinced there is a larger picture, then confrontation may be advisable. But, again,
this must be done with great respect for their authority. You look for ways to make suggestions for
improvement without pointing the finger at them. You try to find a way to make it look like their
idea to which you are contributing. You do everything you can not to undermine their own self-image
as the boss.
An incompetent boss is likely to be very insecure. They are most probably quite aware of their
shortcomings, though they may not be able to openly admit them or talk about them. Indeed, they may
deny them. But underneath the facade, you can be fairly certain they are very uncertain and insecure
about their performance. Therefore, they're going to be worried about someone else showing them up
and exposing their shortcomings.
Sweetness of speech increases persuasiveness, as we read in Proverbs 16:21, and if we truly want
to help our incompetent manager to improve, we have to make our suggestions with carefully chosen
words. I am not suggesting we use flattery or deceit of any kind. But if we look long enough, we
can find something good to say about them and to them, something positive to lead with, some way
to confront without seeming confrontational.
It's not easy; I know. But let me tell you this. It's easier than doing it the other way. If you've
been stewing and fretting over your incompetent boss; if you're constantly frustrated because you
want to get rid of him or her or tell them off; if you've been angry at having to put up with their
incompetency when you know you could do it better-tell me, has that been easy?
Of course not. It's a more natural reaction than following biblical principles, but it's not easier
on you or anyone else. It's harder-takes a much greater mental and emotional toll on you.
Doesn't it make sense, then, to simply ask God to give you his perspective and his power to deal
with your incompetent boss in a Christlike way? The good news is, because of Jesus we have the power
to do it. But we have to be willing to allow Him to do it through us.
Mary's book, Getting Along with People @ Work, gives much good advice in dealing
with difficult people. You can order by calling 1-800-292-1218 or online at
www.christianworkingwoman.org
If it's any consolation, you're not alone if you're saddled with an incompetent boss.
Thousands of unqualified bosses somehow manage to hold onto their jobs. There are even inept CEOs
who couldn't run a broom closet, let alone multimillion-dollar corporations.
How Do You Know If Your Boss Is Incompetent?
Don't berate yourself for not realizing your boss was a hopeless nincompoop before you took the
job. How could you know what the future would hold back at the interview when you were totally focused
on making a great impression? And your boss probably didn't have any opportunities to demonstrate
incompetence while being on his best behavior.
But now that you've settled into your job, the signs of incompetence can be likened to headlights
on a pitch-black night. They're unavoidable.
Common clues include:
- Inability to make decisions: An incompetent boss often waffles over decisions that
should be made instantly.
- Tendency to make bad choices: Ineffectual bosses often make poorly planned, miscalculated
decisions. Miraculously, most incompetent bosses manage to save themselves at the 11th hour.
- Reliance on subordinates to get work done: Incompetent bosses may not have a clue how
to get their own jobs done, yet they have the uncanny sense to rely on their teams to cover for
them.
- Ability to keep the job despite failings: You'd be shocked how many inept bosses hold
onto their jobs despite their failings. Many management consultants have yet to figure out why.
Typically, they rely on their subordinates to get them through hard times.
Take Advantage Your situation looks far worse than it is. Don't be so quick to take the
first new job you can find just to get away from your boss. Learning to adjust could be a career-enhancing
experience. Incredible as it seems, your boss's ineptitude could be a blessing.
For example, you have the chance to stand out by becoming an asset to your boss. The more you
do and accomplish, the better it looks on your
resume. It also scores points with management
and potential employers.
Try these strategies for turning unfortunate circumstances into an advantage:
Cover in a Crisis. If your boss is away on a business trip or vacation and an issue requiring
instant decision-making arises, you have two choices: either turn the problem over to a senior manager
or make the decision yourself. Calling in senior managers makes your boss look bad. If you're confident
you can take over, you'd be wise to make the decision. Remember: Heroes are born in crisis situations.
Compensate for Deficiencies. It's to your advantage to discover your boss's weak spots
and help him in those areas. You want to be part of a winning team, and your boss is this team's
captain. You will get much further in a company if you can be associated with successful projects.
For example, an incompetent boss will struggle with complex ventures. Guide him through it until
everything is completed. You'll look good by making your team look good.
Beware. Watch what you say about your boss. It's very easy to complain and vent frustrations
about your less-than-qualified boss to coworkers. Without realizing it, you could be talking to the
boss's good friend or someone who wants to score points with him. Keep your opinions to yourself.
As a mid-level employee, you've been working for the ACME Company, a manufacturing firm, for the
past two years. Your job performance has been solid, and on occasion, even praiseworthy. However
due to the current economic conditions – poor profit earnings, massive layoffs and company restructuring,
you now find yourself working for a new boss. Ordinarily reporting to a new leader would not pose
a real problem but this time it feels different -- management practices have changed. The team environment
has been transformed from one of true collaboration, honest dialogue and a commitment to problem
solving to one where backstabbing, finger pointing and plain fear are the norms. Congratulations
– you are now under the control of an "incompetent" leader!
An "incompetent" leader by definition is someone whose action destroys camaraderie, instill gossip,
encourage dishonesty, and prevent people from speaking freely. "Incompetent" leaders tend to use
their own weapons to get noticed and promoted. They usually lack vision, interpersonal communication
skills and confidence to resolve conflict.
You might think the term "incompetent" leaders should only be reserved for those in the company's
upper echelon such as the Chief Executive Officer of Chief Financial Offer.
After all, aren't they the ones entrusted with setting the direction for the entire organization?
While this may be true to a certain extent – CEOs do serve as the "compass" for the company, but
many CEOs are not directly involved in the daily operations of their organizations. Those responsibilities
fall on the shoulders of senior and middle managers. And, it is the "collective leadership" of those
managers -- their style of execution, their effective ability to communicate, manage and motivate
their teams that keep companies on course. If a leader lacks the competency to manage his or her
team, then team morale diminishes, productivity and performance drops, and companies
ultimately fail. What's worst is the fact that today we live in a heavy Information Economy where
bad news about a company spreads instantly thereby allowing competitors to profit from your company's
incompetent leadership.
In the quest to attain "better and cheaper staff," one would think that organizations had all
the advantages needed to rid their companies of every single under-performing employee – managers
included. However, nothing could be farthest from the truth. Unfortunately in many cases, it is the
good, high-performing, mid-level employees who first are shown the door, while ineffective managers
– the ones who really need to take a hike – remain.
For whatever reason these foul apples may have been left behind; the fact that they are present
causes a lot of problems either through their actions or sometimes through their inactions. The tnt
initiatives to detect and remove them before bringing irreparable harm to an organization.
So what can you do to protect yourself and survive working for an "incompetent" leader? Here are
some quick tips:
1. Do not make it a personal matter. This is a hard one, simply because working for an
incompetent boss is such a personal matter. Remember, that most of these leaders do not have a problem
directly with you, but they too are frustrated and are shouting loud their own insecurities -- most
likely mirroring to you things that they should be doing.
2. Observe Your Boss. It might sound funny, but notice what is going on around your boss.
In case you've known or worked with your boss before and you observe a sudden change, then your next
step should be to take action right away. The problem could be as simple as someone asking him something
way out of his league, or someone talking to him about you and your team. Whatever the reason might
be you need to act and confront your boss as soon as possible. If you do this at the beginning, you
might be able to stop a snowball effect -- not only for you but also for the entire team. Confrontation
does not come easy for most people, yet if you seek a constructive conversation, have an open mind,
avoid turning it into a personal attack, you might be able to ease tensions with your boss and also
improve his position.
3. Accumulate Facts. Nothing is irrelevant if you work in an unhealthy environment. You
need to make sure that you accumulate all the things that matter for your career -- the good as well
as the bad stuff. Good things that you've done, bad things that have happened to you, and things
that you could have done better. The key here is to have nothing against you, nothing that will give
people permission to talk about you and question your character.
4. Know Your Value. You might feel beaten down, overworked, under appreciated and doubtless
about your true value. Grow up! Things happen and your value does not diminish simply because one
cannot see your true value. If you are a professional, do a good job, and the people that work with
you will see a direct contribution to the team's success. Then be sure that you have created your
own evangelists – people who will tell others about your true value.
5. Expand Your Network. Now, more than ever, you need to think that working for a large
company is not very different than working on your own. You need to learn to promote yourself. People
need to know who you are, within your company and outside your company. Successful business owners
never stop networking. There are so many things you can learn simply by networking. The key here
is to find 2 or 3 networking initiatives that you feel comfortable doing and commit to them.
6. Seek For Comfort Outside Your Office. Many people often make this mistake. They work
for an incompetent boss and they start complaining about her or him to a "good friend" who also works
for the company. For whatever reason this might happen because you are seeking comfort or love. Sometimes
you simply need a sounding board in order to release the pinned-up stress. Do it outside the office
and avoid discussing your problems with others with whom you work.
Times have changed and even though it might seem hard to work for someone that you know is not
suitable for his or her position, remember things and people appear to us to teach something. The
sad reality is most "incompetent" leaders do not get fired; they just move on and reinvent themselves
in new companies. The chance that you will either work with the same leaders or someone like them
again before your career ends is great. However if you manage to stay calm and think about the lessons
you've learned and how to counteract incompetent behavior, you will have all the wisdom needed in
order to become a better leader yourself in future jobs.
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Having worked for the old AT&T monopoly which had more levels of management than any other bureaucracy
in the world, with an employee-management ration of 2:1, I can say that the Peter Principle is not
based upon sound observation. Then having worked for the second largest employer in the USA, the
Federal government, I also observed that the Peter Principle is unsound. No employee is ever promoted
because that employee was competent or good at the position to which they were initially hired. No
one is promoted up the hierarchy because of good job performance. Promotions are based solely upon
sexual activity within the managerial group in control and nepotism. Problems are solved by contracting
the issue with consultants who simply charge an arm and a leg to give back suggestions from the employees,
which the management could have gotten for free if they ever bothered to talk with those employed
within the problem area.
The Federal bureaucracy has a slightly different approach depending upon the agency/department.
Competent persons are hired from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) register with a 12 month
probationary period. The competent probationary employee then proceeds to resolve the problem and
bring order to the chaos. However, when the work is done, usually before the end of the 12 month
probationary period, the employee is then fired with the Federal agency alleging "poor job performance."
The supervisor with the problem area keeps his/her job, which is no more than a prostitute on-call
for their superior managers, and the probationary employee is stigmatized as a poor unproductive
employee and their career is ended. Even where the lives of the public and employees are endanger
from the company or Federal agency, this is how bureaucracy really works.
L. Peter must have been wearing rose-colored glasses when he made his observations.
The Hindu Business LineIncompetence, the word most dreaded by managers. Woe betides the manager
who is declared incompetent by his superior and worse, by his subordinates. In the corporate world,
it is certainly a state worse than death. The word itself is so potently disagreeable by virtue of
its connotations that it is so sedulously avoided in the workplace. So much so that in a recent farewell
function when a speaker stated that the retiree had not reached his level of incompetence, the audience
thought a grave insult had been heaped on the poor man on the day of his superannuating.
The learned speaker was, in fact, complimenting the retiree on his capabilities, which had never
been adequately challenged in the organisation. Some of the audience thought the retiree needed an
extension to finish his alleged mission in the organisation, namely indulging in incompetence. This
was largely due to the fact that most in the audience, in their late thirties and early forties,
had never read the Peter Principle, a seminal work on incompetence.
Laurence J. Peter and Raymond Hull enunciated the Peter Principle in their eponymous book. Incompetence,
according to Peter, was the level at which a man could no longer be equal to his work. Theoretically,
all men and women are potentially incompetent; only that some fail only when called upon to play
God!
Thus, incompetence is latent in some and blatant in most.
The Peter Principle states: "In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
And this occurs in an organisation by the vice, not virtue, of over promotion. The natural corollary
is that over a period of time the entire organisation is manned by incompetent people. The efficiency
of a hierarchy is inversely proportional to its Maturity quotient (MQ), where MQ=Sigma employees
at level of incompetence multiplied by 100 and in turn divided by Sigma employees in the organisation.
Thus, when MQ reaches hundred no useful work will be accomplished.
Peter wrote his seminal work along with Raymond Hull in the late 1960s . People of my father's
generation used to swear by it. But in recent times the Peter Principle is just an occasional brooch
that adorns the lapel of a managerial suit. And worse, it is often misused and abused out of context.
The number of young students from premier business schools who confess with alacrity their non-cognition
of Peter's work finally galvanized me into writing this piece .
The Peter Principle spotlights the fact that every organization feels the overpowering compulsion
to promote a person from one level in the hierarchy to the next higher level. The danger of this
predilection is that often this is from a level of competence to a level of incompetence. Thus, a
competent mechanic is promoted to become an incompetent foreman, a competent foreman is made into
an incompetent superintendent, a competent teacher is made into an incompetent vice-principal and
a competent soldier is promoted to become an incompetent Field Marshal. In all these cases, the employees
had been promoted to a position that they were incompetent to fill. Or, in other words, they have
been promoted from a position of competence to a position of incompetence.
Over a period of time, the organization tends to be filled with employees who are incompetent
to operate their positions. In such a situation, one may well ask how does the work get done? Peter
answers, "Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."
This explains how large bureaucracies and large public utilities turn out work in an even tenor.
This is probably due to the fact that at the base of the pyramidal structure of the hierarchy there
exists a large workforce who, by virtue of their intelligence and education, is still functioning
at levels where they are superior to their job or in other words competent. This notwithstanding,
organizations regularly indulge in over promotion. This results in a number of situations often catastrophic
to organizational fortunes, but comic as a managerial spectacle.
Peter sums up such promotions as pseudo promotions; the `lateral arabesque' is nothing but a pseudo
promotion consisting of a new title and an office in a remote part of the building. Peter cites the
example of a competent office manager who, after promotion, found himself at the same salary working
as coordinator of inter-departmental communications, supervising the filing of second copies of inter-office
memos. The other pseudo promotion is the `free-floating apex', which is nothing but a point in an
organization where there is no organization below the promoted employee. He has nothing to do and
nobody to supervise. The concept of `percussive sublimation' is also similar wherein an incompetent
manager is kicked upstairs to get him out of the way.
The moot question "Who defines competence" is answered by Peter: "His superior in the hierarchy
determines the competence of an employee. If the superior is on the level of competence, he will
evaluate his subordinate based on his output such as his productivity or his achievement of whatever
goals he has been set." But a superior who has reached his level of incompetence is likely to evaluate
on the basis of his inputs such as promptness, neatness, and courtesy to his superiors, internal
paper work, conformity to rules and so on. Peter says that in such a situation, internal consistency
is valued more highly than efficient service. This Peter calls as the `Peter's Inversion'. Sadly
the `inverts' have the ability to procure more promotions in an organization.
Hierarchical exfoliation
Peter states that in any organization the distribution of super competent, competent, incompetent
and super incompetent people occurs in the pattern of a bell curve, with super incompetent and super
competent people being on the fringes of the curve , and the large majority of the competent people
occurring on either side of the median. Super competence, Peter points out, is more hazardous than
incompetence since super competence disrupts the hierarchy. Peter cites the example of E. Beaver,
a probationary primary school teacher who put into practice what she had learnt in college about
accommodating the individual differences of her pupils. As a consequence, the brighter among the
pupils finished the three years' work in one year. Since she had disrupted the hierarchy, her contract
was terminated. The process of an exfoliation of the extremes namely the super incompetence and the
super competent, Peter calls `hierarchical exfoliation'. In the chapter `Follower and Leaders', Peter
points out the hierarchiological fallacies. He cites the example of the mother of George Washington
who, when asked how her son was so accomplished as a General, answered: "I taught him to obey." Peter
asks how the ability to lead depends on the ability to follow, as though the ability to float depends
on the ability to sink. Peter has classified incompetence into three categories: Physical incompetence
where a man who had been promoted beyond his physical capabilities; social incompetence where a man
is promoted to a step which is beyond his social capability; and emotional incompetence where a person
is promoted to a level which is beyond his emotional capacity. Despite being incompetent, a number
of candidates find themselves promoted to higher echelons in the hierarchy. This results in their
suffering from symptoms which are generally associated with success. These are peptic ulcer, alcoholism,
high blood pressure, skipped heartbeat and many more. Those who suffer from these, Peter describes
as those who have reached the final placement syndrome (FPS). Peter lists one sign of FPS - `abnormal
tabulology', which is an unusual and highly significant arrangement of his desk such as:
Phonophilia: In this, the incompetent manager masks his incompetence by keeping an array
on telephones and communication devices with flashing lights, hot lines and so on.
Papyrophobia: The papyrophobe swears by a clean desk and keeps papers strictly out as each
sheet reminds him of the work he is unable to do.
Papyromania: The exact opposite of the papyrophobe, he clutters his desk with papers and
tries to give an impression that he has too much to do.
Fileophilia: An obsession with record keeping and filing in the correct manner as this
keeps him from tackling the burning situation that needs to be addressed.
Tabulatory gigantism: A yen to have the largest desk in the office.
The psychological manifestations of FPS are self pity; denigration of the present and glorification
of the past - Peter calls this the `Auld Lang Syne syndrome'; irrational prejudice similar to Julius
Caesar's abhorrence of the "lean and hungry" looking Cassio or Napoleon's preference for men with
long noses; rigor cartis which is an obsession with flow charts and pie charts; and compulsive alternation
which is the inability to read a report and instead ask a brief of an executive summary from the
subordinate. "Look I have no time to wade through all this garbage. Tell me about this in your own
words and briefly," writes Peter. An extreme form of FPS is the `cachinatory inertia' in which the
subject is more interested in telling jokes than getting on with the business.
I am sure that everyone sees something of himself in Peter's creative descriptions of the managerial
maladies. Every young manager should make it a point to get hold of the Peter Principle and read
it over and over again. If not anything, it is a safe bet for an afternoon of rib tickling laughter
and a lingering sense of subtle edification.
by Rick Brenner
After the boss commits even a few enormous blunders, some of us conclude that he or she is just incompetent.
We begin to worry whether our careers are safe, whether the company is safe, or whether to start
looking for another job. Beyond worrying, what else can we do?Let's say, hypothetically, that
your latest project has just crashed in flames because your boss forgot to sign off on the extension
for the 15 contractors who were staffing it, and they got reassigned. You can get them back in three
weeks, but you'll never meet the deadline now. You've just about had it, and you've decided that
your boss is totally incompetent.
All you really know is that your boss's performance has been pretty dismal. Incompetence is just
one possible explanation. For instance, your boss might be distracted by problems at home - a sick
parent or child, a death, a troubled marriage, substance abuse or identity theft, to name just a
few possibilities.
As subordinates, we rarely have enough data to support any diagnosis of the causes of our bosses'
poor performance. Without such data, attributing the cause of the problem to someone's character
or lack of talent could be an example of a common mistake called the
Fundamental Attribution
Error.
Chris Ortiz ia an author: 40+ Overtime Under Poor Leadership. The book Available at:
Authorhouse.com
Poor leadership surrounds us, it's a fact of life and they seemingly find a way to keep their
jobs. They are more focused on their personal needs and not of the professional needs of those below
them. They have a hard time developing their employees because they lack the proper management techniques
to do so. A leader is someone who you would follow to a place you would not go alone. Leadership
is about action not status.
However, the question is, how do we know when we are dealing with these flaw ridden individuals.
A lot of the time, a poor manager can make the perception that he/she is busy and organized. I have
developed a small guideline that can help pinpoint these leaders.
Incompetent Leaders will:
1. Delegate work rather than balance work loads. This allows all attention to be diverted
from them in case of failure. It may seem to them that are managing their people but in actuality
they are creating work imbalances within the group. It can create unnecessary overtime for some and
under utilization of others. A good manager is aware of the skill sets of all the people below them
and should allocate work accordingly while trying to enhance the skills of everyone to be even more
productive.
2. Reduce all answers to Yes or No rather than explaining their reasoning. This is an example
of a crisis manager who can not think farther than a few hours ahead. A yes/no manager finds it a
waste of time to find the real answer through intellectual thought. They are already thinking about
the next crisis.
3. Not separate personal life from professional life. They will bring their personal problem
to work. Working for these types of managers can be very dramatic. They are unable to separate their
emotional imbalances while trying to manage people. They are less focused and will not give you the
attention and direction you need for success.
4. Manage crisis. If you are a company that has crisis managers, then you can say goodbye
to innovation and progression. Proactive thinking is critical to the success of any company. If you
are not finding ways to stop or reduce the amount of crisis that has to be managed, then your competition
will pass you by. Leaders have to think out of the box and make change.
5. Create an environment where mistakes are unacceptable. Being held accountable for wrong
decisions is a fear for them. Making mistakes only helps you become a better person, manager, etc.
I use the analogy of a basketball player that has no fouls. If they are not going for the ball and
taking chances with their opponent, then they are trying hard enough. Take a chance and don't be
scared.
6. Humiliate or reprimand an employee within a group. This is a clear and visible sign
of a poor leader. A good leader takes employee problems away from a group setting to a more private
setting. If you have a boss that does this, it is time for a visit to human resources.
7. Not stand behind subordinates when they fail. Never leave your people to hang out to
dry. Always back them up, right, wrong, or indifferent. If an employee tries their best in a situation
and they fail to come through. They should be commended on their effort and not punished for the
failure
8. Encourage hard workers not smart workers. I am not impressed with hard workers.
A hard worker is usually defined by hours. Smart workers
are the ones that I hire and embrace. Smart workers understand the concept of time management and
multi-tasking. Poor leaders miss this connection. Smart workers are methodical in their thinking
and can generally be successful because of their abilities management projects and time. Hard workers
may take twice as long to do the work. It is important to assign work accordingly to the skills and
personalities
9. Judge people on hours not performance. This is similar to #8. Again, I am not impressed
with overtime junkies. They have lost all perspective on a healthy family/balance. Bad managers will
promote the employees that work the most hours and not look at the smart ones who work less……….meaning
have better time management. Stop watching the lock.
10. Act differently in front of their leaders. This is an indication of low self-confidence.
They have doubts about their own ability to lead and they will act like little children when authority
is present. A confident person acts the same around everyone. Remember, have respect for them, but
also have self-respect.
Incompetent managers often make their subordinates' lives quite miserable and more senior managers
are often too slow in recognising the symptoms. Lower down the pecking order, it is more transparent
- as the incompetent manager is, surprisingly, willing to let down their guard.
Incompetence is something that is not picked up by conventional selection procedures and it is
certainly not visible at an interview. So what can you do to ensure that you do not recruit the incompetent?
Well, the first thing is to put some rigour into your selection procedures. I am often astounded
by the fact that, with monotonous frequency, new employers rehire so many people who have frankly
failed in most of the roles they have assumed.
This has puzzled me for some time. Maybe the incompetent are attracted to fellow incompetents?
This was my first take on the subject (and one I think still holds water!)
But then the penny dropped. The sole thing about my sample is that once, or possibly even twice,
the incompetent person had worked for a very well known employer. They had then traded on this throughout
their career.
This is in some ways a replaying of the well known 'halo effect' - the phenomenon where, because
there appears to be one excellent thing about a person, everything else is equally excellent! Wish
this were true!
Research by eminent psychologists has identified seven themes associated with managers who fail.
These include:
The inability to delegate or prioritise
Adopting a reactive rather than proactive stance at work
Being poor at maintaining relationships and networks
Being poor at building teams
Demonstrating poor judgement
Being slow to learn new things
And they tend to have an overriding personality defect, which is often manifested by an individual
being insensitive, arrogant, cold, aloof and generally only 'out for number one'.
They are also poor performers, tending not to reach set objectives ever.
They also tend to betray people with regularity.
Geoffrey King is a Director of Cambridge Recruitment Consultants. Contact him on
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A surprisingly large number of people claim to have worked for a manager who was clearly incompetent.
Some people even believe, that in certain sectors, the incompetent outnumber
the competent.
This book looks at when, why and how managers become incompetent and what to do about it. It does
so with both science and humour by reviewing what we know about competences, about personality theory
and about various salient psychiatric disorders.
So many management books are unrealistically optimistic. They portray management as a simple task
once one has absorbed the magic silver bullet message of the book. But managing people is, and will
remain difficult as any manager knows. Management is about ability and skills, attitude and values,
knowledge and understanding, but also about personality and mental stability.
This text investigates normal and abnormal incompetence.
The former is where people have a poor fit between themselves (personality and ability) and
the job. Through post selection, inadequate training, changes in the job or unwise promotion misfits
occur which leads to incompetence.
The longest chapter in the book looks at abnormal incompetence and what are called personality
disorders. Well-known psychiatric disorders are described in detail and how to spot these in managers.
Thus, the paranoid or sociopathic, narcissistic or passive-aggressive types are described in everyday
language as well as how to deal with them. More importantly, the book considers how the pathologically
incompetent managers influence organizations and groups to fulfil their often bizarre needs and wishes.
The final section of the book attempts to help the reader correctly diagnose incompetence. It also
offers various possible cures: the emphasis is that cure follows correct diagnoses. Some cures for
incompetence actually accentuate it.
The book is both serious and funny. The incompetent manager is no laughing matter for those managed
by them. But the sort of thing some incompetent managers believe and do can be, at least for the
onlooker, very funny indeed.
Part I - Incompetence at Work.
Chapter 1 Military and Management Incompetence.
Chapter 2 The Nature of Incompetence.
Chapter 3 Paradoxical Incompetence and Management Madness.
Chapter 4 The Concept of Competence.
Part II - The Causes of Incompetence.
Chapter 5 The Causes of Incompetencies: Personality Traits.
Chapter 6 Pathological Incompetence.
Chapter 7 Teams and Team Managers.
Part III - Curing the Problem.
Chapter 8 Possible Cures of Management Incompetence.
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"The only thing that's noteworthy about Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer's recent
disclosure
that the company has one million servers in its data centers is that he decided to disclose it -
most of the
industry giants like to keep that information to themselves, says ITworld's Nancy Gohring.
But jMicrosoft's
one million servers what it means ITworldust for fun, Amazon Web Services engineer James
Hamilton did
the math: One million servers equals 15–30 data centers, a $4.25 billion capital expense,
and power consumption of 2.6TWh annually, or the amount of power that would be used by 230,000
homes in the U.S. Whether this is high or low, good or bad is impossible to know without
additional metrics."
Anonymous Coward
How much of that information is useful (Score:0)
And how much power is being wasted simply to keep the lights on and the disks spinning?
Amazon realized this and started AWS, but they're not off the hook either.
UnknowingFool
Re:How much of that information is useful (Score:5, Insightful)
I would assume that most of the servers are probably doing web crawls for Bing so they
are working most of the time. Now I don't know if MS has heavily optimized their hardware
like Google did
[cnet.com] for efficiency.
dimeglio
Re: How much of that information is useful (Score:2)
Looks like Google has just as many
servers [slashdot.org]. As you said, Google's are optimized.
Anubis IV
Re:How much of that information is useful (Score:2)
They've already said that they'll have 300,000 servers backing the various services for
the Xbox One. Having another 700,000 on stuff like Bing, Outlook.com (née Hotmail), and
their various stores (music, video, apps, etc.) doesn't seem unreasonable, though it's hard
to say if it's a good use of that many, since I have no sense of what's appropriate when
we're talking about this sort of scale.
amicusNYCL
Re:How much of that information is useful (Score:2)
I wonder about this:
One million servers equals ... power consumption of 2.6TWh annually, or the amount of
power that would be used by 230,000 homes in the U.S.
So 1 home uses as much power as 4 servers? Are we talking about super high-powered
servers, or really low-powered homes?
-- "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve
neither liberty nor safety."
viperidaenz
Re:How much of that information is useful (Score:3)
That's around 30kWh per day. My house is currently consuming 40kWh, but its the middle of
winter here and my wife and son probably have the heater on.
NotQuiteReal
Re:How much of that information is useful (Score:2)
Cross-check:
2.6E12 Wh / 230,000 = 11M Wh per house.
11 Mwh = 11,000 KWh, and that is about 20 cents per, (actually tiered from 10-30c). Or
$2200, or about $183 a month, which is a pretty fair estimate, for my bill.
And, yes, a couple of years ago when I retired a (work related) server I no longer
needed, my electric bill did go down by about $35/month - which is also in the ball park for
"4-ish servers" = a household worth of electricity.
Digging through the transcript of Microsoft's recent Worldwide Partner Conference, a
number of
people
paused at CEO Steve Ballmer's comment that the company now has one million servers. As interesting is
that he said that Google has more and Amazon fewer, while other big names like Facebook and Yahoo are
in the 100,000 ballpark.
Let's dissect what matters:
--Does Ballmer know how Microsoft compares to his competitors? Probably not. As well-known
Amazon Web Services engineer James Hamilton
notes, Amazon has never released a server count. Neither has Google, although two years ago a
Stanford professor deduced, based on official data about Google's data center energy output, that
Google had around 900,000 servers.
--What does the number mean about Microsoft data center efficiency? That's a tough one to answer.
Microsoft's IaaS and PaaS services are dwarfed by AWS. Bing is dwarfed by Google. More than
300 million people use Outlook.com, but 100 million more use Gmail.
Then there are Microsoft services, like Office 365 and other hosted enterprise software, that neither
AWS or Google offer.
Do all of Microsoft's flagging competitive services, like Azure and Bing, plus its enterprise services,
add up to more workloads than AWS has? Or is Microsoft just really inefficient at running its data centers?
These are questions posed by Roger, in the comments after
Hamilton's
blog post. He suggests we can't compare efficiency based on server numbers: "The numbers they should
brag about are ratios – servers per system ops/admin person, annual power consumption per user, servers
per user, etc." he wrote.
--Regardless of the comparison, what more does the one million figure tell us about Microsoft's data
center? Hamilton does the math for us. He figures that one million servers equals 15 – 30 data centers,
a $4.25 billion capital expense, and power consumption of 2.6TWh annually, or the amount of power that
would be used by 230,000 homes in the U.S.
Those numbers are all huge, but plausible given Microsoft's size.
--Should we care? Hamilton argues the number isn't useful "mostly because a single data point is
open to a lot of misinterpretation by even skilled industry observers."
That said, apparently there's significant interest throughout the industry. Data Center Knowledge
said that its page that lists the best information about
who has the most servers is one of its most popular.
Take a look, it's very interesting to see the enormous differences in scale. Rackspace, for instance,
has just 94,000 servers. In 2011, SoftLayer said it had 100,000. EBay has 54,000 servers, compared to
Facebook's "hundreds of thousands."
Ultimately, it's intriguing to find out how many servers Microsoft has, particularly because the
giants in the industry are secretive about such data center metrics. But unless we have additional metrics,
it's just too hard to draw any meaningful conclusions from the number.
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Good point about regular expressions ... and " We generally assume the problem is with whomever
is asking the question"
Last week I
briefly departed from reality, thanks to the inexplicable actions of the CRTC, but this
week, I'm off the drugs and back on terra firma -- sort of. Anyway, to celebrate my return to
the land of the sane, I thought I'd tick off a few hallmarks of veteran Unix admins, so you have
a better chance of spotting these rare, beautiful creatures in the wild. Here is our song.
... ... ...
Veteran Unix admin trait No. 3: We wield regular expressions like weapons
To the uninitiated, even the most innocuous regex looks like the result of nauseous keyboard. To
us, however, it's pure poetry. The power represented in the complexity of pcre (Perl Compatible
Regular Expressions) cannot be matched by any other known tool. If you need to replace every
third character in a 100,000-line file, except when it's followed by the numeral 4, regular
expressions aren't just a tool for the job -- they're the only tool for the job. Those
that shrink from learning regex do themselves and their colleagues a disservice on a daily
basis. In just about every Unix shop of reasonable size, you'll find one or two guys regex
savants. These poor folks constantly get string snippets in their email accompanied by plaintive
requests for a regex to parse them, usually followed by a promise of a round of drinks that
never materializes.
Veteran Unix admin trait No. 4: We're inherently lazy
When given a problem that appears to involve lots of manual, repetitive work, we old-school Unix
types will always opt to write code to take care of it. This usually takes less time than the
manual option, but not always. Regardless, we'd rather spend those minutes and hours
constructing an effort that can be referenced or used later, rather than simply fixing the
immediate problem. Usually, this comes back to us in spades when a few years later we encounter
a similar problem and can yank a few hundred
lines of
Perl from a file in our home directory, solve the problem in a matter of minutes, and go
back to analyzing other code for possible streamlining. Or playing Angry Birds.
Veteran Unix admin trait No. 5: We prefer elegant solutions
If there are several ways to fix a problem or achieve a goal, we'll opt to spend more time
developing a solution that encompasses the actual problem and preventing future issues than
simply whipping out a Band-Aid. This is related to the fact that we loathe revisiting a problem
we've already marked "solved" in our minds. We figure that if we can eliminate future problems
now by thinking a few steps ahead, we'll have less to do down the road. We're usually right.
Veteran Unix admin trait No. 6: We generally assume the problem is with whomever is
asking the question
To reach a certain level of Unix enlightenment is to be extremely confident in your foundational
knowledge. It also means we never think that a problem exists until we can see it for ourselves.
Telling a veteran Unix admin that a file "vanished" will get you a snort of derision. Prove to
him that it really happened and he'll dive into the problem tirelessly until a suitable,
sensible cause and solution are found. Many think that this is a sign of hubris or arrogance. It
definitely is -- but we've earned it.
Veteran Unix admin trait No. 7: We have more in common with medical examiners than
doctors
When dealing with a massive problem, we'll spend far more time
in the
postmortem than the actual problem resolution. Unless the workload allows us absolutely no
time to investigate, we need to know the absolute cause of the problem. There is no magic in the
work of a hard-core Unix admin; every situation must stem from a logical point and be traceable
along the proper lines. In short, there's a reason for everything, and we'll leave no stone
unturned until we find it.
To us, it's easy to stop the bleeding by HUPping a process or changing permissions on a file
or directory to 777, but that's not the half of it. Why did the process need to be
restarted? That shouldn't have been necessary, and we need to know why.
Veteran Unix admin trait No. 8: We know more about Windows than we'll ever let on
Though we may not run Windows on our personal machines or appear to care a whit about Windows
servers, we're generally quite capable at diagnosing and fixing Windows problems. This is
because we've had to deal with these problems when they bleed over into our territory. However,
we do not like to acknowledge this fact, because most times Windows doesn't subscribe to the
same deeply logical foundations as Unix, and that bothers us. See traits No. 5 and 6 above.
This story, "Nine
traits of the veteran Unix admin," was originally published at
InfoWorld.com. Read more of
Paul Venezia's The Deep End
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For more than a decade, the most significant ritual in my work life has been to take on the most important task of the day
as my first activity, for 90 minutes, without interruption, followed by a renewal break. I do so because mornings are when
I have the highest energy and the fewest distractions.
... Far and away the biggest work challenges most of us now face are cognitive overload and difficulty focusing on one
thing at a time.
Whenever I singularly devote the first 90 minutes of my day to the most challenging or important task – they're often one and
the same - I get a ton accomplished.
Following a deliberate break – even just a few minutes - I feel refreshed and ready to face the rest of the day. When I don't
start that way, my day is never quite as good, and I sometimes head home at night wondering what I actually did while I was so busy
working.
Performing at a sustainably high level in a world of relentlessly rising complexity requires that we manage not just our time
but also our energy – not just how many hours we work, but when we work, on what and how we feel along the way.
Fail to take control of your days - deliberately, consciously and purposefully - and you'll be swept along on a river of urgent
but mostly unimportant demands.
It's all too easy to rationalize that we're powerless victims in the face of expectation from others, but doing that is itself
a poor use of energy. Far better to focus on what we can influence, even if there are times when it's at the margins.
Small moves, it turns out, can make a significant difference.
When it comes to doing the most important thing first each morning, for example, it's best to make that choice, along with your
other top priorities, the night before.
Plainly, there are going to be times that something gets in your way and it's beyond your control. If you can reschedule for
later, even 30 minutes, or 45, do that. If you can't, so be it. Tomorrow is another day.
If you're a night owl and you have more energy later in the day, consider scheduling your most important work then. But weigh
the risk carefully, because as your day wears on, the number of pulls on your attention will almost surely have increased.
Either way, it's better to work highly focused for short periods of time, with breaks in between, than to be partially focused
for long periods of time. Think of it as a sprint, rather than a marathon. You can push yourself to your limits for short periods
of time, so long as you have a clear stopping point. And after a rest, you can sprint again.
How you're feeling at any given time profoundly influences how effectively you're capable of working, but most of us pay too
little attention to these inner signals.
Fatigue is the most basic drag on productivity, but negative emotions like frustration, irritability and anxiety are equally
pernicious. A simple but powerful way to check in with yourself is to intermittently rate the quantity and quality of your energy
- say at midmorning, and midafternoon - on a scale from 1 to 10.
If you're a 5 or below on either one, the best thing you can do is take a break.
Even just breathing deeply for as little as one minute – in to a count of three, out to a count of six – can quiet your mind,
calm your emotions and clear your bloodstream of the stress hormone cortisol.
Learn to manage your energy more skillfully, and you'll get more done, in less time, at a higher level of focus. You'll feel
better - and better about yourself - at the end of the day.
About the Author
Tony Schwartz is the chief executive of the Energy Project and the author, most recently, of "Be Excellent at Anything: The
Four Keys to Transforming the Way We Work and Live." Twitter: @tonyschwartz
Anne-Marie Hislop, Chicago
The key is figuring our when we are most productive and focused. Although a morning person, I need early time for my rituals
- exercise, shower, coffee, and NYT online (along with pop-ins at other sites). Then, by time I get to work around 8AM I will
have my most focused, productive hours.
I also find that standing while I work on my computer, which I do more and more when I can (don't have a way to type
extensively while standing) energizes me and helps me focus.
John Lamont, Pennsylvania
Frankly I think the core premise of the article, how to get more "done", needs to be questioned, especially in the context
to which it speaks, the corporate environment. We would be far better served if Mr. Schwarz's audience spent that 1st 30 minutes
of their day sitting back and thinking about what they do, who it's really for, what are the consequences of what they and their
company do, and is it morally and ecologically ethical.
In the grand scheme of things I don't doubt mankind is now better off than it was 2,000 or even 500 years ago, but in our
relentless drive to produce, consume and sell we have developed, and continue to develop technologies and complex global social
interactions that have a good chance of setting us back to the stone age.
Let's not be in such a hurry getting wherever we think we're going and spend a bit more time pondering about where it is
we actually want to be and who we want to be when we get there.
July 18, 2013
dbIII
Since they do mail hosting (Score:2)
Since they do mail hosting that's probably half right and a large proportion of them are mail servers. It probably works well most of the time, but I've only ever been exposed to that side of their business due to an utterly stupid fuckup that took them a week to resolve because that's how long the trouble ticket queue is - that's how little respect they had for their client with more than twenty thousand email accounts.
I wasn't working for that client of theirs but instead trying to contact someone there while their Microsoft hosted email was down for a week.
Decker-Mage
Re:How do you calculate space and power... (Score:2)
While running VMs is more flexible, is there too much overhead in the tradeoff?
Especially with a million servers and all.
Which does need some consideration. Supposedly, in a perfect virtualized environment
you'd see about 2-3% knocked off, in a headless configuration (no preferred guest OS VM
installed on top of the host) and with perfect loading. However it's an imperfect world and
no matter how you automagically mix and match loads, assuming it's allowed for those guests
(think HIPAA, etc.), you're going to see more inefficiency. How much? No one seems to be
releasing real numbers that I know of. It's quite literally a billion dollar question for
the host providers and perhaps a trillion dollar question for the world.
-- "The most deadly words for an engineer. 'I have an idea.'"
cusco
Re:How do you calculate space and power... (Score:3)
Not really. Microsoft's Quincy data center started virtualizing servers and they saved so
much electricity that they didn't hit Bonneville Power Association's target energy usage to
qualify for the huge discount they normally get.
To make up the difference they opened all the vents in the middle of winter, turned the
heaters on full blast, and burned $70,000 in electricity in a week. The renegotiated the
next year's contract with the BPA so they haven't had to repeat that particular bit of
foolishness.
-- "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are
dumber than that." - George Carlin
June 4, 2013 |
Economist's
ViewQuick one, then I have to figure out how to get to Toulouse (missed connection, in Paris now ... but should be able to
get there ... long day so far):
Is the Information Technology Revolution Over?,
by David M. Byrne, Stephen D. Oliner, and Daniel E. Sichel, FRB: Abstract: Given the slowdown in labor
productivity growth in the mid-2000s, some have argued that the boost to labor productivity from IT may have run its course.
This paper contributes three types of evidence to this debate. First, we show that since 2004, IT has continued to make
a significant contribution to labor productivity growth in the United States, though it is no longer providing the boost
it did during the productivity resurgence from 1995 to 2004. Second, we present evidence that semiconductor technology,
a key ingredient of the IT revolution, has continued to advance at a rapid pace and that the BLS price index for microprocesssors
may have substantially understated the rate of decline in prices in recent years. Finally, we develop projections of growth
in trend labor productivity in the nonfarm business sector. The baseline projection of about 1ľ percent a year is better
than recent history but is still below the long-run average of 2Ľ percent. However, we see a reasonable prospect--particularly
given the ongoing advance in semiconductors--that the pace of labor productivity growth could rise back up to or exceed
the long-run average. While the evidence is far from conclusive, we judge that "No, the IT revolution is not over."
Comments
Darryl FKA Ron said...
The pickup reflects ongoing advances in IT and an assumption that those gains and innovations in other sectors spur some improvement
in multifactor productivity (MFP) growth outside of the IT sector relative to its tepid pace from 2004 to 2012.5 These developments
feed through the economy to provide a modest boost to labor productivity growth.[Using technology to replace people or make
them more productive, generally considered the same thing, is one form of productivity increasing technology integration. Automating
accounting functions from producing bills to meter reading or selling your goods on the WWW were examples of the revolution
of picking low hanging fruit. Using technology to manage systems in ways that people could not realistically accomplish is another
way of increasing productivity. From running power production and distribution, traffic lights, and just in time manufacturing
integrated with ERP accounting systems from order entry through to shipping and general ledger were other ways of increasing
productivity. The green fields of labor replacement have largely been sewn. The green fields of automated systems management
are without end. Economists have a limited lens into operations with metrics that often confuse value and price.]
Darryl FKA Ron said in reply to Darryl FKA Ron...
IOW, the MFP is underpriced because its marginal benefits get absorded by price competition.
squidward said in reply to Darryl FKA Ron...
Economists have a limited lens into operations with metrics that often confuse value and price.That can be very true when
looking at it qualitatively. Google or Amazon could be loading your browser with cookies and data mining your online habits
to maximize sales. Their increases in revenue don't help the average consumer much other than consume more. It's not quite the
same brave new world we had with the advent of online banking, bill paying and 24 hr shopping with home delivery.
I would have to agree that now marginal increases in productivity due to IT aren't giving the same marginal increases in
value to the end consumer.
john personna said...
As I understand it, middle class incomes have fallen as productivity has risen. Doesn't that make a productivity centered view
much less interesting to compassionate observers?
reason said in reply to john personna...
Not sure, but it makes redistribution more interesting.
Fred C. Dobbs said...
Yesterday I watched three techs work for two hours to get a laser printer going again that had been working fine Friday,
but now was down due to 'network problems', so I would have to say, yeah, it could be over.
Julio
said in reply to Fred C. Dobbs...
I watched the same scene twenty years ago, and it was a crappy dot-matrix printer that cost ten times as much.What does it
all mean?
john personna said in reply to
Julio...
I suspect that techs stretched out a ticket, then and now.
Fred C. Dobbs said in reply to Fred C. Dobbs...
Such problems, which are infrequent, seem to be invariably network-related. Network support techs
are in short supply so 'everything else' is always tried first, even when that doesn't make much sense.
KJMClark said...
If economists at the FRB are still getting paid to ruminate on whether the IT revolution is over, then the IT revolution
is not over. We'll know it's nearly over when we're replacing all but the top level of economists with intelligent software.
(The top level will be helping the top-level software developers write the software.) We'll know it's completely over when the
politicians decide we've had enough of the experiment of replacing people with machines. Or, rather, when we get the intelligent
machines' responses to the politicians saying we're done.
ezra abrams said...
ya know, if u economist ever got outta yr offices, and did some real work...
You would find that the gains yet to be realized from the IT revolution are IMMENSE
People like myself, highly paid and educated PhDs, we can all be dispensed with
or, how about an earpiece that in real time tells a trial lawyer, *while s/he is in court*, what ruling he needs to cite to
rebut a just made oral argument...
or CAD software that allows automotive design engineers to shave 10% of the weight of a car in an iteritve fashion (lower
the weight of one component; therefore suspension can be less sturdy, in turn you then need less horsepower due to the lower
wieght...)
or software that can solve Navier stokes for non laminair flow at high reynolds number
i mean, seriously, the it revolution is over ?
I'm sure they said the same thing about RailRoads and the tansportation revolution in, say 1890
jt said...
Couldn't automation lead to declining gross productivity via underemployment of displaced workers into low productivity jobs
(services)? In fact, one could argue that the dual mandate of monetary policy will produce exactly this outcome. Labor income
distributions seem to confirm this split in the labor market. The more interesting comparison, is in industry that use a lot
of IT, has their productivity improved?
Michael Gamble:
Computer technology with out software is just a paperweight. The technology revolution is stalled but not over. The problem
as I see it and it seems to be everywhere is not nearly enough people paying for custom software development done in house.
Every company any bigger than a few employees needs someone on staff who manages software purchases, installation and the
creation of custom software to make the bridge between a lot of chimerical software, but no one wants to pay for it.
I don't blame them mind you there has been a lot of over hyping going on by the big players in the industry for years. And
looking around you would think your entire business could be run from your phone with all the advertising, technology and hype
put in to mobile phones?
Observer said in reply to Michael Gamble...
I used to lead teams that built custom software for internal use. The ROI can be high under the right conditions, but Commercial
Off The Shelf is often a better solution. It depends. My off the cuff guess is that custom is hard to justify for a small
business, except in very special cases.Custom software that actually supports business critical processes tends to be quite
expensive, with reason.
Another reason to avoid custom software is risk mitigation. A business that relies on software built by one "someone
on staff" is running a real risk if/when that someone leaves.
Part of the unwillingness to pay is that people's expectations are influenced by consumer software price points, $0 to a
few hundred dollars.
Jerry said...
A secondary inhibiter might be the growing mess in the software patent world. There seems to be an increasing reluctance to
make an investment because of the patent toes that might get tweaked.
squidward said in reply to Jerry...
This is very true, the whole tech industry is a mess with antiquated patent law. You have to wonder how many products aren't
being brought to market because a smaller company can't afford to get in a heavy weight patent brawl a la Samsung v. Apple.
I'm no expert but I have always wondered why writing code isn't more analogous to copyrighting than inventing and patenting.
If we could incentivize more open source we could have more innovation.
Second Best said...
For the US, much of the IT revolution was over after the major carriers killed the internet revolution in its tracks, and
it ain't coming back anytime soon.
See 'Captive Audience' by Susan Crawford.
kievite said...
Situation is enterprise datacenters definitely corresponds to definition of stagnation. We see a lot of cost cutting.
Percentage of custom software is small and getting smaller as Observer already noted above. Programmers are disappearing
from the enterprise IT departments.
At the same time a new dangerous trend is in place. Some "of-the-shelf" packages on which enterprise depends are problematic
with some subsystems close to junk or even harmful (SAP/R3, some IBM products, etc). Moreover there is now a new type of enterprise
software vendors who are specializing in selling completely useless or even harmful software on the pure strength of marketing
(plus fashion). Vendor which try to capitalize on ignorance of a typical IT management layer.
Like Kolmogorov once said "You
can't overestimate the level of ignorance of the audience". That was about different audience, but fully applicable here. So
snake oil salesmen in IT are making good money, may be better than honest sailmen.
But the problems with "off-the-shelf" packages are increasing due to their often unwarranted complexity (which serves mainly
as barrier of entry for competitors), or just complexity for the sake of complexity.
This and the fact that generally software is a the most complex artifact invented by mankind lead to the level of understanding
of existing packages and operating systems that can be called dismal. Even people who "should know" often look like coming from
the pages of "The Good Soldier Švejk" or "Catch 22". One Unix group manager in a large company that I used to know for example
did not understand the fact that IBM Power servers and Intel servers are based on CPU with two different architectures. When
at the meeting I realized that my jaw simply dropped.
People who saw the software evolution from its humble beginning and can understand internals and nature of compromises taken
in existing hardware and software are now close to retirement and in the new generation such people are exceedingly rare.
That is true for operating systems such as Linux or Solaris, this is even more true for web-related software such as Apache,
MediaWiki, Frontpage, etc. As a result a lot of things are "barely run" and a lot of system are bought just because people have
no clue that already bought systems can perform the same functions.
This is also true about Office, especially Excel. One think that I noticed that the level of knowledge of Excel is really
dismal across the enterprise. I would agree with "squidward" that for office (but only for office) "I would have to agree that
now marginal increases in productivity due to IT aren't giving the same marginal increases in value to the end consumer. ".
But that's for office only. Cars, homes, etc are still "terrra incognita".
But while internally everything looks rotten, externally situation looks different: there is unending assault of automation
on existing jobs. So JT is on something when he asks the question "The more interesting comparison, is in industry that use
a lot of IT, has their productivity improved?" Yes and to the extend that many workforce cuts are permanent and moreover cuts
might continue.
As for statement "For the US, much of the IT revolution is over" I doubt it. Computer will continue to eat jobs. The "cutting
edge" simply moved elsewhere and one hot area are various robotic systems. Here is one example:
"IBM is using robots based on iRobot Create, a customizable version of the Roomba vacuum cleaner, to measure temperature
and humidity in data centers. The robot looks for cold zones (where cold air may be going to waste instead of being directed
to the servers) and hotspots (where the air circulation may be breaking down. IBM is putting the robots to commercial use
at partners - while EMC is at an early stage on a strikingly similar project."
Both home and datacenter are huge application areas. Even in consumer electronics what we have is still very primitive in
comparison with what is possible on the current hardware. That is true for smartphones, tablets and other mass gargets. And
it is even more true for home. For example for older people a cutting edge computer technology can probably provide the level
of service comparable with the level of service of nursing home. Automated cook who accepts a simple menu and deliver dishes
is already feasible automation. Currently the cost will be high but gradually it will drop and quality of service improves.
One interesting area is saving energy. How many people here have home network which integrates thermostat, outdoor and indoor
lights, and security system. And probably nobody here has computer automated shades on windows.
Autonomous datacenters with robot service are in my opinion an interesting development which in many cases can serve as "distributed
cloud".
Sunny Liu said in reply to kievite...
I agree. That was a wonderfully informative post, and thank you for that. I also don't think it's even close to over not
just because of robotics but also because of machine learning. The implications for data mining and big data are enormous, and
the research being done in those fields are still yet to be fully utilized.
Right now, machine learning and big data are advancing
research in biology, but what about the optimizations possible in pharmaceuticals or manufacturing?
geoff
not sure if this qualifies as IT. Not even sure if that is a meaningful distinction, but as a distributor I can't help
thinking that 3D printers will have a profound impact on both manufacturing and distribution.
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-05-16/bloomberg-view-why-3d-printing-can-make-the-world-a-better-place
The issue now becomes whether the technology will transform manufacturing more broadly. At the moment, 3D printing is a
small part of the economy. The printers are typically slow, and the material they use is expensive and inconsistent. As the
industry advances, however, printing on demand could reduce assembly lines, shorten supply chains, and largely erase the
need for warehouses for many companies. Cutting back on shipping and eliminating the waste and pollution of traditional
manufacturing could be an environmental boon.
Kaleberg
The software revolution is over, just the same way the written word revolution ended in 1900.
Tom Shillock:
Does increased labor productivity increase living standards? What if the products are lower quality and either must be
disposed of sooner than if they were of higher quality or incur greater lifecycle service costs than if they were of higher
quality? If increased productivity degrades the natural environment (air, water, soil, food) are living standards increased?
If productivity numbers increase because more people are unemployed or under employed or suffer stagnant or lower wages from
globalization has the standard of living increased?
Looking at aggregate data glosses losers and winners. For the last three decades the winners are relatively fewer in
number but grabbing a greater share of GDP, while the loser are vastly greater in number and have fewer opportunities to be
winners other than through random luck (marriage, inheritance, connections).
Is IT innovation necessarily good or more productive? The increase in semiconductor performance (pick your metric) at a
given price, or even lower price, will not increase productivity if you already have all the IT performance you can use. In
some cases, it might reduce productivity. E.g., having larger hard drives means more data will be collected (data collects
to fill the space available: Shillock's Second Law of Storage). Unless one has efficient methods to keep track of it all
then searching for it will reduce productivity. Also, access and seek times have not improved linearly with capacity.
Another hit to productivity from IT. This is why the Fed's incorporation of a "hedonic index" for microprocessors into its
price index muddies the water (c.f. p. 8)
What if some IT innovation gives a company a competitive edge such as happened in finance? Others are compelled to adopt
it ASAP but that does not necessarily make the financial industry more productive. Indeed, it facilitated fraud on a massive
scale that caused the Great Recession while leaving insiders vastly wealthier for it. It could be argued that IT innovations
have facilitated the increasing and increasingly server financial crises over the past three decades, if only because they
create the delusion among users that they know more than they do thereby feeding their hubris.
The Dictatorship of Data
http://www.technologyreview.com/news/514591/the-dictatorship-of-data/
Most of the gains to productivity from IT are in two areas. First, is that large financial and reservation systems. These
run on IBM mainframes. The second is the application of smaller computers to manufacturing to run tools. The vast amount of
PC level IT probably reduces productivity because most people do not know how to use it. Word processors allow more people
to take more time making their emails and interoffice memos grammatically better and with fewer spelling errors. Most people
have little clue how to use spreadsheets, even Rinehart and Rogoff were challenged. PowerPoint and similar PC apps are great
for enabling the incompetent and ignorant to appear otherwise, which accounts for their popularity. They are the lingua
franca of IBM. So far Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc. are a great waste of time for the neurotically self-conscious and
self-important.
Economics is a literary genre in which contestants focus only on the numbers and usually those they like then use their
imaginations to spin stories about the numbers. Audiences then vote on which story they find most pleasing.
April 30, 2013 by
James
Kwak |
18 Comments
By James KwakYesterday's Wall Street Journal had an article titled "Foosball
over Finance" about how people in finance have been switching to technology startups, for all the predictable reasons: The long
hours in finance. "Technology is collaborative. In finance, it's the opposite." "The prospect of 'building something new.'" Jeans.
Foosball tables. Or, in the most un-self-conscious, over-engineered, revealing turn of phrase: "The opportunity of my generation
did not seem to be in finance."
We have seen this before. Remember Startup.com? That film documented the travails of a banker who left Goldman to start an online
company that would revolutionize the delivery of local government services. It failed, but not before burning through tens of millions
of dollars of funding. There was a time, right around 1999, when every second-year associate wanted to bail out of Wall Street and
work for an Internet company.
The things that differentiate technology from banking are always the same: the hours (they're not quite as bad), the work environment,
"building something new," the dress code, and so on. They haven't changed in the last few years. The only thing that changes are
the relative prospects of working in the two industries-or, more importantly, perceptions of those relative prospects.
Wall Street has always attracted a particular kind of person: ambitious but unfocused, interested in success more than any
achievements in particular, convinced (not entirely without reason) that they can do anything, and motivated by money largely as
a signifier of personal distinction. If those people want to work for technology startups, that means two things.
- First, they think they can amass more of the tokens of success in technology than in finance.
- Second-since these are the some of the most conservative, trend-following people that exist-it means they're buying at the
top.
Posted by Soulskill
Orome1 writes
"The number of IT professionals considering leaving their job due to workplace stress has jumped from 69% last year to
73%. One-third of those surveyed cited dealing with managers as
their most stressful job requirement, particularly for IT staff in larger organizations. Handling end user support requests,
budget squeeze and tight deadlines were also listed as the main causes of workplace stress for IT managers. Although users are
not causing IT staff as much stress as they used to, it isn't stopping them from creating moments that make IT admins want to
tear their hair out in frustration. Of great concern is the impact that work stress is having on health and relationships. While
a total of 80% of participants revealed that their job had negatively impacted their personal life in some way, the survey discovered
some significant personal impact: 18% have suffered stress-related health issues due to their work, and 28% have lost sleep
due to work."
Culture20:
Re:IT admins are special (Score:5, Insightful)
lots of jobs really suck, and lots of people are stressed to the point of health impacts and have considered
quitting. Many of these jobs pay significantly less than IT wages.
Whenever I get stressed out, I remember the jobs I did before/while I was in college, and I'm happy to be where
I am. I can't imagine what today's grads do without any work experience at low-wage McJobs. Consider quitting I guess?
datavirtue:
Re:IT admins are special (Score:4, Insightful)
Admin is just a step up from help desk, hang out too long and it will begin to suck badly. If you fail to increase
your skills (most admins) and your ability to add value, then it will start to suck badly after a number of years--it's boring.
How many servers can you provision or user accounts can you setup before pulling your fucking hair out?
Learn to code, become a professional DBA, or acquire some more skills that makes you valuable, like perhaps getting
involved with business intelligence.
Admins are a commodity. Yes, it is easy to hang out and collect a paycheck, but don't whine when your value wanes
and people direct you around like a monkey boy.
i kan reed
Re:IT admins are special (Score:5, Insightful)
As an software engineer(and thus not an IT admin), IT admins have it much worse than most middle class office workers.
They get shit on over the smallest thing, and are the only IT employees who are expected to deliver within minutes of being
asked. I don't think it's a stretch to say their stress levels might be higher than yours.
jedidiah
Re:IT admins are special (Score:5, Interesting)
In terms of certain job expectations they are. These include longer hours and working weekends and during the 3rd
shift.
A lot of mundanes don't understand this. They hear that you've got some office job and they don't understand why you would be
working those kinds of hours.
Clueless spouses can add to the stress level. Even spouses that are part of the workforce can be ignorant and unsympathetic.
jellomizer
Re:IT admins are special (Score:4, Funny)
No your wife will not understand no matter what your job is. She will undoubtedly have worked more then you did,
no matter what.
h4rr4r:
That is only $48k. That is terrible pay for sysadmin work.
Shadow99_1
Personally I was supporting Windows, Linux, and Apple... So no, not just windows. I also was not the only one,
I worked with admins from a dozen companies from time to time and pay varied from $40k-55k. Those making $55k were in their
50's and had started (often at these companies) during the 70's or at most 80's...
ZaMoose:
Lying liars and the lies they lie about (Score:5, Informative)
Only 73% have considered quitting? The other 27% are lying to you, probably because they're worried that the survey
is being snooped on by the corporate Barracuda firewall.
Spy Handler
Rapid change in IT is the problem (Score:3)
When IT and computer/internet field in general settle down and become mature, things will get better.
Right now there's just too many new technolgies and buzzwords and platforms and architecture and paradigms popping up, and pointy-haired
managers and VPs all want to implement this and that and oh by the way make it work with our legacy system and nothing better
get lost or you're fired.
Yold
Re:Rapid change in IT is the problem (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not a matter of maturity. Many organizations hide behind the disclaimer "we are not an I.T. company", despite
having sizable I.T. departments. And despite having this sizable department, which offers mission-critical applications and
infrastructure, zero effort is made towards working smarter. Problems are fixed with mandatory overtime, cutting staffing/costs,
and "quick-and-dirty" fixes to long standing problems.
I think some companies are starting to understand that their project management methodologies are flawed, but most cannot connect
the concepts of "software debt" to decreasing marginal output in their I.T. efforts. An hour of work today is less effective
than in the past because you are paying "interest" on your previous bad decisions.
I think that the 27% is reflective of companies that can connect the longevity and cost-effectiveness of I.T. systems to proper
project planning, management, and I.T. expertise. Whether or not this is an upper-bound remains to be seen, because a lot of
organizations simply don't understand that inventing your own project management ideas dooms you to repeating the same failures
that have happened over the last 50 years.
meatspray
Thats why your #1 priority in an interview is: (Score:5, Insightful)
Picking your boss. If you're not up a creek looking for work, that interview is to let you meet your managers,
talk to some workers about the managers.
When I started working it was "If I can just get in the door"
When I was in my 20's it was "What cool things will this job do for me"
Now That i'm in my 30's its "Will I be able to work with these people"
Midnight_Falcon
It's about being "Always on" (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm an IT professional and more than once I've thought about quitting, especially when I was doing high-stress
consulting. Clients treat you like meat, like "the help." They have no problem waking you up at 5AM with nonsense problems.
If you don't answer and do it politely, they call your boss and then your job/livelihood is in jeopardy.
This isn't just a 9-5 thing where, when you leave the office, you're no longer on the hook -- it's always happening. Sometimes,
you're at a bar at 10PM and you get an urgent call -- pick it up, and you in your tipsy state are now on the hook to resolve
an important issue.
The fear of getting these calls has made me stay home sometimes when I could have been being social, and not travel
away on vacation when I knew some action was going on I'd be needed for. It creates a lot of stress to be depended on so much,
and now with telecommuting, you're expected to be responsive at all times wherever you are.
It's a lot of stress even in the best setup/most-redundant environments, and the job is not for everyone. And when
projects come up that are difficult and highly user-facing, it's hard to avoid this type of a situation.
mjr167
Re:It's about being "Always on" (Score:2)
How is that different from being... a doctor, a fireman, a nuclear plant operator, a plumber, or an electrical
line repairman?
Welcome to the world of essential services. When your job is to keep things working, you don't get to pick your hours cause
shit happens.
Another Ex-IBMer says:
April 18, 2012 at 9:28 am
The current level of EPS was reached by a combination of two things: (1) offshoring jobs and (2) killing the pension fund (IBM
stopped contributing to its pension fund in 2007 – all subsequent benefit dollars have gone into 401k plans). Lots of other shenanigans
too of course, documented well in the book "Retirement Heist: How Companies Plunder and Profit from the Nest Eggs of American Workers"
by Ellen Schultz.
Since (2) has already been done, to redouble EPS again to $20 per share will require an even greater rate of US job elimination
than we have seen in the past.
They have also done other little things. Yes, retirees can purchase health insurance through IBM, but retirees are placed into
their own insurance pool rather than being co-insured with all employees. Result: (much) higher rates. Result of higher rates: retirees
cannot afford health insurance ==> retirees die sooner ==> lower pension costs for IBM ==> higher EPS!
- gavin says:
April 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm
I'm amazed that IBM offers former employees health insurance at all. The trend is not to insure anyone who isn't currently
employed, and then offer only scant overpriced difficult to collect insurance. 40,000 Americans die for lack of health care
every year in a health care system ranked 37 in the world after all other developed countries. So ex-IBM employees seem to have
it better than most.
- sadIBMer says:
April 22, 2012 at 8:33 am
If the US is ranked 37, why do people from almost every other country come to the US for health care? Doesn't make sense
to me.
- gavin says:
April 22, 2012 at 11:03 am
There are certain clinics that cater to the megarich that provide "the best" care. Corrupt elites from all over the
world come to get treatment there for certain conditions. Other such clinics exist for other conditions in other parts
of the world. Average people in your country couldn't afford them even with insurance. I think most Americans understand
that they are going to be getting the 37th in the world treatment…or worse. It's well recognized that most rural areas
in the U.S. have treatment standards lower than many third world countries.
- Ronc says:
April 22, 2012 at 2:08 pm
The clinics exist because they are allowed to exist and thrive. That fact pushes medical progress forward which
eventually benefits others just like any other technology.
- Seenitall says:
April 30, 2012 at 5:23 pm
That ranking of 37th is based on the WHO formula of 'consistency over quality'. Since the US has the greatest healthcare
in the world, when you can afford it, yet offers only minimal coverage for it's poor, the disparity gives the US a poor
ranking. IOW, a country can have very poor healthcare, but if it's consistent for all of the population, the country
will receive a high rank.
- jim says:
October 4, 2012 at 6:58 pm
The WHO ranking takes into account such factors as %insured, infant mortality,life expectancy, etc. The US does
not rank in the top 5 in any of these categories, yet has a cost per individual and percent of GDP allocated to
health care much higher than other developed countries. The health care most middle class Americans receive is no
better, but more expensive than their counterparts in Europe and Japan. The care provided to the poor is well below
the standard in developed countries.
Interview
With A Digital Migrant Meet John Hunter - Unchartered Waters
John Hunter
"Move to low cost-of-living area of the world, set up shop working remote, work ten hours a week
while building a huge nest egg."
Whole books have been published on this model, along with terms like "The Nouveau Rich", people who get to earn wealth while
enjoying the easy life.
And yet …
It seems to never actually happen.
Or, at least, it doesn't seem to happen much. Often the people living the "Jimmy Buffett Life" are already millionaires living
off interest. Often the person speaking is selling something (perhaps a dream) more than a reality. We can do better.
Then I met John Hunter and learned about his technology business.
John is not independently wealthy. He did not have a big IPO, and does not have have a revenue stream. Nor does he have a
best-selling book on, say, how to live cheap.
Instead, he was a practicing programmer and IT program manager who moved from Virginia to Malaysia, on the expectation of
taking a year long "sabbatical," and, if he could find a way to make it work, to stay a bit longer.
And Now. John has been in Malaysia for a bit over a year now, with no sign of returning anytime soon.
I thought he was worth talking to, and sharing here.
by Stiletto
(12066) writes:
on Monday March 18, @06:44PM (#43208399)
It's not causal. Working long hours does not cause you to be highly paid or wealthy. If that were true, all a vegetable
picker would have to do is work 120 hours a week and retire in comfort. A CEO does not make 800X what his average staff
makes because he works 800 times as long.
Sadly, on average, the most accurate predictor of someone's income is their father's income.
Re:30 hours per week? (Score:5, Insightful)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday March 18, @08:33PM (#43209445)
It does if you count high school and college and grad school. Tell me, how hard do you think those vegetable pickers were
working when they were 16? Were they staying late after school to learn Calculus, or were they cutting class to get high with
their homies? Working hard and being smart actually matter. Anyone who says otherwise has never tried either working hard or
being smart.
They were probably too busy picking vegetables at 16. They probably study when they can. College? Grad School? With fruit pickin'
parents? You really are disconnected from the real world down here aren't you.
Funny, most business owners/CEO's I've met are decent with basic algebra but weak when it comes to calculus, trig, etc.
A.) They know people. (usually part of a boys club at an expensive university)
B.) Have rich fathers
C.) Work hard.
Pick any two of the above and it will fit most CEO's... they also have to be willing to make hard choices at the expense of others
to further their agenda.... or perform some CYA.
No, it's because what he knows is 800x as valuable. Not all work is equal. That's one of the many flaws in Marx's philosophy.
So Carly Fiorina's contributions were worth more than a seasoned electronics engineer with 25 years of experience? I think not.
A CEO is a corporate face undeserving of being put on a pedestal unless they built the company they are running with their bare
hands in the beginning.
Sadly, on average, the most accurate predictor of someone's income is their father's income.
That's because income is dependent on intelligence and hard work. Intelligence is highly heritable and appreciation for hard
work is handed down in successful families.
Spoken like a true wannabe aristocrat. The possibility of being intelligent may be inherited, but actual intelligence isn't.
Most trust fund babies I've ever met have been pretty useless except for office political gain. Breeding has nothing to do with
being fit for the job.
The hard work that's handed down is soaked in the blood of the people who actually worked for it that were desperate enough to allow
themselves to be exploited.
Re:30 hours per week? (Score:5, Funny)
by ColdSam (884768) on Monday March 18, @08:55PM (#43209631)
Ok let's test you theory:
Nicely done. Your rigorous analysis sure proved him wrong.
It takes skill, hard work, ruthless ambition and extreme good luck to get rich and stay there.
Is it okay if we use your method on your own theory?
Paris Hilton - nope
George Bush - nope
gordo3000 Re:30 hours per week? (Score:3)
do you have any sources that say the majority of wealth in this country was inherited? A skimming the forbes richest list
show quite a few people who didn't get there via just cashing an inheritance and others who did (walton's family, as the obvious
top examples).
I've generally found in 3rd world countries the amount that inheritance matters and who you know matters far more than in
the US. In fact, I think the US is the most democratic on this (I've traveled quite a bit and lived abroad, but I've never done
hard research, so I'm not saying this is research). But that is relative across countries, to speak towards working towards
your wealth and inheriting in an absolute manner is a hard research question. here is what I mean:
Most upper income people I know got there by hard work, but that is not saying parents didn't help them a lot and that those
advantages can be passed down. I know doctors and lawyers (as two high income profession classes), all worked hard to get there,
some had lots of family money getting them through, others didn't. What I have found is that having family money helps make
up for lower qualifications, making upper income a sticky level to be at (though this doesn't speak to super rich families where
children never need to work). A great example is poor performance in college. Upper income people can afford to have their children
stay in college longer, pay more for tuition, or send them abroad for medical school to get them to being a doctor. Lower income
people just have to fight it out onshore.
Re:30 hours per week? (Score:4, Interesting)
by SpaceMonkies (2868125) on Monday March 18, @09:19PM (#43209821)
If you can make $15/hr remotely, I'd suggest Montenegro. Find a place near the sea, you got it made. You might have to work
at getting a really great broadband deal, but there are some to be had. If you're single, the women there are beautiful and
have sexy accents, you've got the sea and off-season the tourists go away and you can really enjoy the good life. You're a short
hop from shopping in Italy, skiing in the Alps and you're still not in the EU (yet). Learn to play tuba in a Balkan horn band.
Drink lots of coffee and slivovitza. Go out in your backyard and pick fresh figs for breakfast. Even if swimming in crystal-blue
seas is not your idea of fun, you can set yourself down in a sidewalk cafe and watch one Mila Jovovic after another walk by.
And there's none of the snobbiness of Western Europe.
Re:
I know that a lot of janitors/custodial service as well as bus drivers that do that. Some people in retail and "health care"/assisted
living places work that much too. White collar workers mostly have it "easier" because their jobs pay far more. 50 hours is
a bit low, since many of them work weekends too.
udachny
Entrepreneurs!
Entrepreneurs never stop working, off hours, weekends, holidays, those are just words, they don't mean anything when you
run a business.
ph1ll
... and I can't find a country called Malysia (please note, editors: it's Malaysia).
I know Malaysia well (even though I live in the UK). I first went there in '97 and married a Malaysian-born woman. Some observations:
They really like and respect white people. They don't particularly like Chinese people (my wife is half Chinese so I see rampant
discrimination against this large minority - about 25% of Malaysia's population - all the time). The weather is great (although
sometimes a little too humid).
Kuala Lumpur is a very advanced city that can compare to anything in the West. Broadband speeds are so-so according to my
cousin-in-law. There appears to be a demand for good engineers (according to another cousin-in-law, a Chinese who studied IT
in England). So, assuming you can get a visa, getting some interesting work shouldn't be too hard. The political situation there
is... interesting. But I get the impression that if you don't cause trouble you will be left alone - especially if you are white.
HTH
Re:What article (Score:5, Interesting)
tlhIngan:
I know Malaysia well (even though I live in the UK). I first went there in '97 and married a Malaysian-born woman. Some observations:
They really like and respect white people. They don't particularly like Chinese people (my wife is half Chinese so I see rampant
discrimination against this large minority - about 25% of Malaysia's population - all the time). The weather is great (although
sometimes a little too humid). Kuala Lumpur is a very advanced city that can compare to anything in the West. Broadband speeds
are so-so according to my cousin-in-law. There appears to be a demand for good engineers (according to another cousin-in-law,
a Chinese who studied IT in England). So, assuming you can get a visa, getting some interesting work shouldn't be too hard.
The political situation there is... interesting. But I get the impression that if you don't cause trouble you will be left alone
- especially if you are white.
HTH
The reason is that after the war or so, the first people to start running businesses and such were Chinese (most likely chased
out from Singapore by the Japanese), and they got very rich doing so.
The government exploits the fact that a lot of Malaysians are jealous of the Chinese for being successful (which happens
because they worked hard at building businesses and such) , so they put up huge campaigns of national identity and such to encourage
hatred of the Chinese. However, they government doesn't really do anything about it (they can't - said Chinese businesses pay
a good amount of tax and employ a lot of Malays). So basically the Chinese are demonized for being successful and "exploiting"
Malays
If you're white, you're usually a tourist or an investor, so you're treated well to get at your $$$. If you're a Chinese
investor with $$$, everyone eyes you like you're going to enslave them.
The government feeds off this sentiment and basically just fans the flames. There's no real democracy (there is voting, but
the opposition is usually highly discredited, or even arrested if they have a chance of winning - being a Muslim state, there
are plenty of "crimes" that one can accuse the Opposition of).
Kagato
That closes the loop on what I noticed about the Chinese in Singapore hating the Japanese. I actually witnessed a shop keeper
play dumb with a Japanese trying to buy something using Engrish. Old Japanese guy stormed out in frustration. I go to buy something,
no problem, he explained the other guy was Japanese.
I don't know if I would choose Malaysia or Singapore though. Both are kind of strict countries if you run afoul of the local
powers that be. Fun to visit, not so much on the living there. I'd hit up Belize. Nice locals, cheap and only 1 hour plane ride
to Miami if the shit goes down.
Think twice before ratting anyone out
When you're working for someone who isn't getting the job done, it can be tempting to go to your boss's boss or another leader in
the organization. First consider the consequences. "Hierarchy is alive and well. And this person has more power than you do. If
you're going to expose them, you need to understand the political current in your organization," warns McKee. People at the top
of an organization may feel threatened if they see someone trying to take down their peer and may be unwilling to help. Useem agrees.
"It's hazardous to speak up in a very pragmatic sense. If it becomes known that it was you, who's going to be the first to go?"
he says. So if you do decide to formally complain, he advises doing it carefully. Test the waters with someone you trust before
going to HR or a superior.
Both McKee and Useem emphasize that there are times when you are obligated to speak up. "In extreme circumstances, if the boss
is involved in malfeasance, you have a duty to act," says Useem. In these cases, you need to go to HR and report what you have observed.
Be ready to share evidence.
Take care of yourself
Working for an incompetent boss can be bad for your health. "There is a lot of research on the negative psychological effects,"
says McKee. She suggests creating psychological boundaries that protect you from the emotional damage. We have a tendency to point
to a bad boss and say, "He is ruining my life." But, this ignores the fact that you have agency in the situation: you can decide
whether to stay or not. "Once you become a victim, you cease to become a leader," she says. Focus on what makes you happy about
your job, not miserable. "We can come to work every day and pay attention to this horrible boss or we can choose to pay attention
to the people we are happy to see every day or the work we enjoy. We can choose which emotions we lean into," says McKee.
Of course, if you aren't able to do that, you shouldn't suffer indefinitely. Consider looking for a transfer to a new boss or
a new employer.
Principles to Remember
Do
- Have empathy for your boss and the pressures he may be under.
- Create psychological boundaries around work so that your boss's incompetence doesn't negatively impact your health or wellbeing.
- Focus on the broader good of the organization and what you can do to contribute.
Don't
- Try to point out to your boss all the ways that she is incompetent.
- Go to your boss's boss unless you are aware of the potential ramifications.
- Stick it out if none of your coping strategies are working - know when you need to leave.
"There was a constant disrespecting and belittling of staff and we both felt there was a lack of knowledge from ownership and upper
management in running a newsroom to the extent that I was not allowed to structure and direct them professionally,". I guess those two
never worked in IT departments this this is a standard established practice;-)
Anyone who has been fed up with salary, management or other issues that have made a job unbearable has surely dreamed of a "take-this-job-and-shove-it"
moment. For most, though, news of the moment likely wouldn't make it outside the workplace walls.
That wasn't the case for a TV news anchor duo in Bangor, Maine, who quit their jobs in front of thousands of viewers at the end
of Tuesday evening's newscast.
Follow @NBCNewsUSIn what was reportedly inspired by a conflict with upper management, co-anchors Cindy Michaels and Tony Consiglio
announced to viewers that it would be their last show, the Bangor Daily News reported.
The news anchors shared more than 12 years of experience working for WVII and sister station WFVX, according to the Daily News.
"Some recent developments have come to our attention ... and departing together is the best alternative we can take," Consiglio
told viewers.
"We wanted to be able to say a thoughtful, heartfelt good-bye to our viewers and to the many communities we served over the
years," Michaels told NBC News in an email Wednesday. "We scripted something to keep from getting off-course and emotional."
Michaels, 46, and Consiglio, 28, didn't tell anyone of their decision before the newscast, according to the Bangor Daily News.
The newspaper reported the journalists were frustrated over the last four years with the way they were
told to do their jobs. In her signoff, Michaels claimed the two were "the longest running news team in Bangor," with
six years at the desk.
"There was a constant disrespecting and belittling of staff and we both felt there was a lack
of knowledge from ownership and upper management in running a newsroom to the extent that I was not allowed to structure and
direct them professionally,"
Michaels, who also served as the station's news director, told the Bangor Daily News. Her co-anchor, Consiglio, also served as
executive producer for the station.
"There was a regular undoing of decisions made by me, the news director," Michaels told NBC News, citing that politically-charged
stories were sometimes not treated with an unbiased approach.
Michaels' public LinkedIn profile indicates she has worked at the station since October 2006. Consiglio, who was first a sports
anchor and reporter before moving over to the news anchor role, has worked at the station since April 2006, according to his public
LinkedIn profile.
Mike Palmer, the station's vice president and general manager, told the Bangor Daily News the incident was "unfortunate, but
not unexpected." Palmer denied claims that upper management was involved in daily news production.
But a 2006 New York Times' story indicates that may not be true. Following a broadcast segment about the showing of Al Gore's
"An Inconvenient Truth," Palmer wrote to his staff that they should refrain from reporting on global warming until Bar Harbor is
underwater.
He explained: "a) we do local news, b) the issue evolved from hard science into hard politics and c) despite what you may have
heard from the mainstream media, this science is far from conclusive."
According to the Times' report, Palmer likened global to "global warming stories in the same category as 'the killer African
bee scare' from the 1970s or, more recently, the Y2K scare when everyone's computer was going to self-destruct."
As of Wednesday morning, WVII's employment page listed no open job opportunities, but the Bangor Daily News reported Palmer posted
online job opening ads Tuesday night.
The anchors are moving on: Michaels told viewers she will pursue freelance writing, while Consiglio said he'll continue his career
"in another capacity."
See the video of the co-anchors final sign-off on the Bangor Daily News website.
fahrbot-bot
Just another tool in the box...August 26, 2012
I've spent 1/2 my 25+ year career as a "Unix" (you know what I mean) system administrator and the other 1/2 as a Unix system
programmer, sometimes application programmer, all with a little (sigh) DOS/Windows thrown in. I've worked on just about every
flavor of Unix running on PC class to Cray-2 hardware, usually several at any one time. For most of that time, there were no
books on the topics, just man pages and the compiler. Linux is just another tool in my toolbox.
It seems almost universal that every prospective employer only sees the "other" half of my experience - We want a sysadmin,
but you're a programmer. We want a programmer, but you're a sysadmin. I simply tell them I do both and I do both well. Resume
and references speak for themselves.
I got my first jobs at my university doing LISP research and working in the CS office. First real job because employer liked
my school experience (did more than just took classes). It was small company and I did both system programming/admin (on 8 different
versions of Unix). Second job, I bumped into professor from school and got job as both Unix system admin/programmer at NASA
Langley (super computing network) and another contractor as sysadmin (100+ Sun/SGI workstations); then The New York Times for
a few years as Unix sysadmin; now defense contractor (can't say who) for 11 years, because of friend from very first job. Now
I work on primarily Solaris, Linux and (sigh, still) Windows systems as a system/application programmer - in about 10 different
programming languages - and sysadmin when needed.
All in all, you learn what you need to know and what interests you - sometimes the weirder the better. You never know where
it will lead.
There is one definitive: I hate Windows, especially Windows 7 - or as I call it "Windows for Dummies".
CAIMLAS (41445) writes:
it's a bag of tricks (Score:2)
'Linux professional,' I mean anyone in a paid IT position who uses or administers Linux systems on a daily basis.
Being a "Linux Professional" (or as people tend to more often call me, "Linux Guru", damn them) is more about a broad and
deep level of experience than it is about 'knowing linux'. For instance, you're going to know the inner workings of how many
protocols work; you're going to know how to build your own Linux distro (more or less), and you're going to know how hardware
behaves properly. There are many 'professionals' who don't know this, but if you're specializing you've got to know pretty much
everything.
Think: RHCE or similar.
Over the past five years, I've developed an affection for Linux, and use it every day as a freelance IT consultant. I've
built a breadth of somewhat intermediate skills, using several distros for everything from everyday desktop use, to building
servers from scratch, to performing data recovery. I'm interested in taking my skills to the next level - and making a career
out of it - but I'm not sure how best to appeal to prospective employers, or even what to specialize in
You'll become a generalist unless you become a "Postfix Administrator" or something like that. That's the most likely first
step. You will pick up your specialty over the years, largely depending on which type of systems you're working on.
(I refuse to believe the only option is 'sysadmin,' though I'm certainly not opposed to that).
That's not the only option, but it's the main and first one you'll have to master. Being an architect or systems specialist
(mail, dns, filesystems, whatever) is the next step up. It takes a while to get there, and usually requires either a specialized
company dealing exclusively with something in that domain, a very large corporation, or contracting.
Specifically, I'm interested in what practical steps I can take to build meaningful skills that an employer can verify,
and will find valuable.
This is sorta "LOL". You assume that your employer cares more than anything other than a stable work history and/or specifically
applicable experience to what you will be doing on a day in and out basis. It is a rare IT manager who cares more about this,
even. Being highly skilled and capable, in a field where your skillset is in demand, is entirely
different than being employable doing said work.
So, what do you do, and how did you get there? How did you conquer the catch-22 of needing experience to get the position
that gives you the experience to get the position?
You know the right people, or you luck out and get a job in the field right after school. Part of lucking out is knowing
the right people.
Every single IT job I've gotten has either been due to the employer being desperate because they
have someone vacating a crucial position or expansive growth they can't manage, or through a friend. I've also
not gotten jobs through friends, after failing interviews (not enough experience in such-and-such technology or the snap-judgement
IT Director not liking me, or any number of other things.)
Did you get certified, devour books and manpages, apprentice under an expert, some combination of the above, or something
else entirely?"
Everyone is different in this regard. I personally got a 4 year degree and spent many, many long hours devouring man pages,
chatting on technical IRC, experimenting/pushing my envelope, and reading in general. That's the easy part. The hardest part
of all of it is breaking into a linux-oriented job, IMO. If you're not in the right market, you've got to get yourself to that
market before any of your experience even matters. Knowing the right people is, IMO, key. Personally, it took approximately
5 years of constant trying, experimentation with what works, etc. to get my first 'linux' job - and that was primarily a FreeBSD
job, at that. Now I'm working primarily with AIX (just several years later). There is no golden bullet, here, and you will probably
find it almost impossible to find your 'ideal' job. (Mine would be doing systems engineering/administration/management in an
academic/scientific setting. I've done it for a year so far, and would love to get back to doing it again.)
"My manager is clueless." These are words you don't want to hear
if you want to earn the respect of your application development professionals. So how do you avoid being a clueless manager? Steer
clear of these behaviors:
1. The manager is a control nut. If you want to be a
Controller then get a job in the accounting
department. Okay, so maybe you are not a certifiable control nut. Maybe it is just a strategy you are employing because your direct
reports can't get the job done. If this is the case, then control is not the solution. Have the courage to replace those managers
that aren't strong. Control won't work in the long run anyway.
2. The manager is aloof. Stop thinking about your golf
game. You may have a great team-strong individual managers and
team chemistry-but your leadership is still necessary to keep things on course (not the golf course). Besides, no matter how much
you practice, your golf game will still be mediocre, but you can be at
the top of your game as manager if you work at it.
3. The manager gulps vendor Kool-Aid. Did you know that there are more than
34,750 registered
lobbyists in Washington, D.C., for just 435 representatives and 100 senators? That's 64 lobbyists for each congressperson. I
wonder how many vendor account managers there are per manager. You are smart enough to know that
vendors are trying to sell you and
you won't be fooled wholesale. Yeah right. Their influence can eat away at you without you even realizing it. Be even more skeptical
than you are now. Just say no.
4. The manager is a technical dinosaur. Unless you are running for president of the United States, experience does matter.
Technology has changed since you were writing RPG on the mainframe
umpteen years ago. And for you younger guys who made your bones writing VB or Java Web apps, make sure you know why there is so
much buzz about Ruby on Rails and
multicore programming.
Your ability to talk tech will go a long way to earning the respect of application development professionals.
5. The manager thinks changes can happen overnight. Sorry to have to break this to you: You are not a wizard and your
magic wand doesn't work.
6. The manager doesn't know the difference between resources and talent. The fastest way to lose respect is to put clueless
managers in charge. Clueless managers equal clueless managers. Can you ever imagine
Doc Rivers, coach of the 2008 world champion
Boston Celtics,
talking about player resources like they were interchangeable? "I need two guard resources." "I need a center resource." No. Talent
and teamwork make winning teams.
Talent matters. Don't pay lip-service
to talent. Find a way to locate and use the talent in your organization. You will only be as good as the team you assemble.
7. The manager collaborates to death. Whether it is the character flaw of being indecisive or some middle-school notion
of democracy, you are in charge. Collaboration is critical, but you also need to make the right decision at the right time. Collaborate
like Captain Kirk.
"Spock?" "Bones?" He gets opinions from his experts but there is never any question about who will make the final decision. And,
if you never watched Star Trek then you shouldn't
even be a manager.
by
roster238 (969495) on Tuesday July 01, @08:33PM (#24024329)
The reason why managers are normally clueless is that you have to be competent to recognize incompetence.
The folks who normally select senior IT managers are business people who have no understanding
of technology whatsoever. The are in fact "technically" incompetent. They choose the person who scares them
least.
They want the person with whom that can communicate without being bogged down with any complexities or difficult concepts.
They will stay far away from the most knowledgeable and experienced people in favor of someone who laughs and jokes with
them about the big game, a television show, or anything else they can understand. They will reject someone with the capability
to understand a system from the ground up as not seeing the "big picture". This is why senior IT managers are often unsure
that they are getting the bang for the buck that an IT department should bring to the table. It's because they pick the
least qualified person to lead based on their personality rather than ability.
On the positive side the senior IT manager who wants to keep his job will find a few key people who really know what
they doing and throw money at them to ensure that they don't leave. They are the folks who really run the department by
proxy.
2005
The obscenity that's corporate jargon is my pet hate. So imagine the response to Hewlett-Packard chief Mark Hurd's spin on the
company's decision to lay off 14,500 workers, or one in 10 of its employees. ''The majority of the head-count reductions will be
achieved trough involuntary actions," he said in a
New York Times report. It was bad enough that sacking someone morphed into ''downsizing'' and ''rightsizing''. Now they're calling
it ''involuntary action''.
With his terrific
anti-jargon book now hitting the American market, Paul Keating's former speech writer Don Watson has a
web site asking people to send in weasel words.
What happened to the old "sysadmin" of just a few years ago? We've split what used to be the sysadmin into application
teams, server teams, storage teams, and network teams. There were often at least a few people, the holders
of knowledge, who knew how everything worked, and I mean everything. Every application, every piece of network gear,
and how every server was configured -- these people could save a business in times of disaster.
Now look at what we've done. Knowledge is so decentralized we must invent new roles to act as liaisons
between all the IT groups. Architects now hold much of the high-level "how it works" knowledge, but without knowing
how any one piece actually does work. In organizations with more than a few hundred IT staff and developers, it becomes nearly impossible
for one person to do and know everything. This movement toward specializing in individual areas seems almost natural. That, however,
does not provide a free ticket for people to turn a blind eye.
Specialization
You know the story: Company installs new application, nobody understands it yet, so an expert is hired. Often, the person with
a certification in using the new application only really knows how to run that application. Perhaps they aren't interested in learning
anything else, because their skill is in high demand right now. And besides, everything else in the infrastructure is run by people
who specialize in those elements. Everything is taken care of.
Except, how do these teams communicate when changes need to take place? Are the storage administrators teaching the
Windows administrators about storage multipathing; or worse logging in and setting it up because it's faster for the storage gurus
to do it themselves? A fundamental level of knowledge is often lacking, which makes it very difficult for teams to brainstorm about
new ways evolve IT services. The business environment has made it OK for IT staffers to specialize and only learn one thing.
If you hire someone certified in the application, operating system, or network vendor you use, that is precisely what you get.
Certifications may be a nice filter to quickly identify who has direct knowledge in the area you're hiring for, but often they indicate
specialization or compensation for lack of experience.
Resource Competition
Does your IT department function as a unit? Even 20-person IT shops have turf wars,
so the answer is very likely, "no." As teams are split into more and more distinct operating units, grouping occurs. One IT budget
gets split between all these groups. Often each group will have a manager who pitches his needs to upper management in hopes they
will realize how important the team is.
The "us vs. them" mentality manifests itself at all levels, and it's reinforced by management
having to define each team's worth in the form of a budget. One strategy is to illustrate a doomsday scenario. If
you paint a bleak enough picture, you may get more funding. Only if you are careful enough to illustrate the failings are due to
lack of capital resources, not management or people. A manager of another group may explain that they are not receiving the correct
level of service, so they need to duplicate the efforts of another group and just implement something themselves. On and on, the
arguments continue.
Most often, I've seen competition between server groups result in horribly inefficient uses of hardware. For example,
what happens in your organization when one team needs more server hardware? Assume that another team has five unused servers sitting
in a blade chassis. Does the answer change? No, it does not. Even in test environments, sharing doesn't often happen between IT
groups.
With virtualization, some aspects of resource competition get better and some remain the same. When first implemented, most groups
will be running their own type of virtualization for their platform. The next step, I've most often seen, is for test servers to
get virtualized. If a new group is formed to manage the virtualization infrastructure, virtual machines can be allocated to various
application and server teams from a central pool and everyone is now sharing. Or, they begin sharing and then demand their own physical
hardware to be isolated from others' resource hungry utilization. This is nonetheless a step in the right direction. Auto migration
and guaranteed resource policies can go a long way toward making shared infrastructure, even between competing groups, a viable
option.
Blamestorming
The most damaging side effect of splitting into too many distinct IT groups is the reinforcement of an "us versus
them" mentality. Aside from the notion that specialization creates a lack of knowledge, blamestorming is what this article is really
about. When a project is delayed, it is all too easy to blame another group. The SAN
people didn't allocate storage on time, so another team was delayed. That is the timeline of the project, so all work halted until
that hiccup was restored. Having someone else to blame when things get delayed makes it all too easy to simply stop working for
a while.
More related to the initial points at the beginning of this article, perhaps, is the blamestorm that happens after a system outage.
Say an ERP system becomes unresponsive a few times throughout the day. The application team says it's just slowing
down, and they don't know why. The network team says everything is fine. The server team says the application is "blocking on IO,"
which means it's a SAN issue. The SAN team say there is nothing wrong, and other applications on the same devices are fine. You've
ran through nearly every team, but without an answer still. The SAN people don't have access to the application servers to help
diagnose the problem. The server team doesn't even know how the application runs.
See the problem? Specialized teams are distinct and by nature adversarial. Specialized
staffers often relegate themselves into a niche knowing that as long as they continue working at large enough companies, "someone
else" will take care of all the other pieces.
I unfortunately don't have an answer to this problem. Maybe rotating employees between departments will help. They
gain knowledge and also get to know other people, which should lessen the propensity to view them as outsiders
Even if you are in a technical position, you may still find yourself dealing with sales people and other corporate types. You may
also discover that they speak a different language and use an arsenal of corny phrases that might just give you the hives. This article
is a glossary of our 35 favorite terms and phrases.
- Acquisition Demonstration of the corporate food chain, whereby larger eats smaller and then excretes all non-essential
nutrients.
- Action Item Something which needs to be either done or at least placed in a list of things in need of doing. This is
probably the most annoying corporate term that there is.
- Challenge A big problem that nobody in the company knows how to fix. A challenge may very well lead to the demise of
said company. If your company spends more time talking about challenges than home runs, it may be time to look for a new job.
- Corporate The group of people in a company that make the important decisions and all of the money. You are most likely
not a member of this group.
- Corporate Vision The list of things that a company would like to provide and accomplish. Hallucinations of the top brass.
.
- Deliverables Features of a product that should have been included in the original release,
however, due to market pressure the product had to be released without these features. These may be sent to customers if/when they
are available.
- Disconnect This is a misunderstanding. For example, your sales staff is probably selling a product that was discontinued
in the '70s. This would be a disconnect between sales and marketing.
- Diversity awareness/training The classes that are taken when a racial discrimination or sexual harassment complaint has
been filed against a company in order to limit legal liability.
- Download If you request information from me, I will give you the download. This term
is usually used by sales staff in hi-tech companies that want to seem cool in front of the computer
geeks.
- Fast Track Usually referring to a person that has moved up the corporate ladder faster than they could prove their worth
or be held accountable for the mess they made.
- Growth industry A bandwagon. All aboard?
- Hit a Home Run This can either mean that things went according to planned for once or that the sales team has actually
been coming into work and selling stuff.
- Incentive This means to motivate someone to do something by promising something (usually a company mug or pen) if they
do. They become a perfectly predictable robot, subject to the whims and offerings of the clever, incentive-offering manager.
- Integrated solution A utopian term meaning that all of the different parts of a solution (product or series of
products) work together. While the term is used frequently, there is no such thing in the real world.
- Key Enabler The person that will get all of the credit on a project.
- Leverage A fancy version of the word "use." For example, instead of saying "We could use your product knowledge to help
us make a sale", the corporate type would say, "We could leverage your product knowledge to help us make a sale". The use of this
word is one of many examples of people trying to sound important in the office.
- Major Account As a technical type, these are the accounts that you will drop everything for and brown-nose at the request
of sales and management.
- Metric A measurement of success or value. These measurable parameters are used by companies to make important decisions
regardless as to whether or not they are measuring what they should be or their collection model is sound.
- Next steps Next steps are where you go from here and can refer to a project or a process. It is difficult to ever complete
these steps due to the number of meetings scheduled to determine what the next steps are.
- Objections The reasons why a customer does not want to buy from your sales people. The most common objection is the overuse
of the terms on this page which tends to confuse the customer. The antidote is plain English.
- Off-line This means to discuss something in a place or at a time other than the one you currently find yourself in. This
may be used by managers to convey that they do not wish to talk about the subject, they do not find it important or you are wasting
everyone else's time in a meeting.
- Out of the Loop This phrase means that one has not been informed about a subject. It is used to deny responsibility or
to complain about not having been consulted.
- Outside the Box Creativity. Those that do think outside the box are generally considered rabble-rousers and trouble-makers.
While verbally encouraged, your reward for thinking outside the box may be a pink slip party.
- Outsourcing The process of laying off internal employees in favor of a staff of high-school drop-outs run by another
company for half the price.
- Overhead The cost of keeping the lights on and the doors open.
- Own To take responsibility for something. Someone who "owns" something can never claim that they are "out of the loop."
- Pre-Meeting A meeting before another meeting in which the company slackers will get together and figure out what to say
or present at the next meeting so that they do not make fools of themselves.
- Resource An employee. Resources are managed by a group which calls itself "Human Resources." Like
hardware, resources have fixed lifespans, can become obsolete and can even malfunction.
- Restructuring Poor choices have been made and the company needs to start from scratch. Will include massive layoffs and
double the workload for those that remain. Upper management will all receive raises.
- Talk Track A sales pitch committed to memory by sales staff. Designed to prevent foot-in-mouth
syndrome and to discourage creativity.
- Team This term refers to a group of people that work together. The team is strongest when composed of "Yes" men and women.
- Up-Selling The process of convincing a customer to purchase products and services that they do not want or need.
- Value-added Tacking on extra features (for free) to an existing product so that customers have difficulty comparing prices
with competitors.
- War Story A story told by a salesperson that describes a difficult sale that they made. It usually starts off something
like, "So I was in the Bahamas..."
- win/win A fascinating business concept that somehow eliminates the "loser" in any deal
or project. A win/win situation is when a customer pays their bills on time and doesn't ever complain.
In a knowledge economy, companies with the best talent win. And finding, nurturing, and developing that talent should be one
of the most important tasks in a corporation. So why does human resources do such a bad job -- and how can we fix it?
From: Issue 97 | August 2005
| Page 40 | By: Keith H. Hammonds | Illustrations by: Gary Baseman
Because let's face it: After close to 20 years of hopeful rhetoric about becoming "strategic partners" with a "seat at the table"
where the business decisions that matter are made, most human-resources professionals aren't nearly there. They have no seat, and
the table is locked inside a conference room to which they have no key. HR people are, for most practical
purposes, neither strategic nor leaders.
I don't care for Las Vegas. And if it's not clear already, I don't like HR, either, which is why I'm here. The human-resources
trade long ago proved itself, at best, a necessary evil -- and at worst, a dark bureaucratic force that blindly enforces nonsensical
rules, resists creativity, and impedes constructive change. HR is the corporate function with the greatest potential --
the key driver, in theory, of business performance -- and also the one that most consistently underdelivers. And I am here to find
out why.
Why are annual performance appraisals so time-consuming -- and so routinely useless? Why is HR so often a henchman for the chief
financial officer, finding ever-more ingenious ways to cut benefits and hack at payroll? Why do its communications -- when we can
understand them at all -- so often flout reality? Why are so many people processes duplicative and wasteful, creating a forest of
paperwork for every minor transaction? And why does HR insist on sameness as a proxy for equity?
It's no wonder that we hate HR. In a 2005 survey by consultancy Hay Group, just 40% of employees commended their companies for
retaining high-quality workers. Just 41% agreed that performance evaluations were fair. Only 58% rated their job training as favorable.
Most said they had few opportunities for advancement -- and that they didn't know, in any case, what was required to move up. Most
telling, only about half of workers below the manager level believed their companies took a genuine interest in their well-being.
None of this is explained immediately in Vegas. These HR folks, from employers across the nation, are neither evil courtiers
nor thoughtless automatons. They are mostly smart, engaging people who seem genuinely interested in doing their jobs better. They
speak convincingly about employee development and cultural transformation. And, over drinks, they spin some pretty funny yarns of
employee weirdness. (Like the one about the guy who threatened to sue his wife's company for "enabling" her affair with a coworker.
Then there was the mentally disabled worker and the hooker -- well, no, never mind. . . .)
But then the facade cracks. It happens at an afternoon presentation called "From Technicians to Consultants: How to Transform
Your HR Staff into Strategic Business Partners." The speaker, Julie Muckler, is senior vice president of human resources at Wells
Fargo Home Mortgage. She is an enthusiastic woman with a broad smile and 20 years of experience at companies such as Johnson & Johnson
and General Tire. She has degrees in consumer economics and human resources and organizational development.
And I have no idea what she's talking about. There is mention of "internal action learning" and "being more planful in my approach."
PowerPoint slides outline Wells Fargo Home Mortgage's initiatives in performance management, organization design, and horizontal-solutions
teams. Muckler describes leveraging internal resources and involving external resources -- and she leaves her audience dazed. That
evening, even the human-resources pros confide they didn't understand much of it, either.
This, friends, is the trouble with HR. In a knowledge economy, companies that have the best talent win. We all know that. Human
resources execs should be making the most of our, well, human resources -- finding the best hires, nurturing the stars, fostering
a productive work environment -- just as IT runs the computers and finance minds the capital. HR should be joined to business strategy
at the hip.
Instead, most HR organizations have ghettoized themselves literally to the brink of obsolescence.
They are competent at the administrivia of pay, benefits, and retirement, but companies increasingly are farming those functions
out to contractors who can handle such routine tasks at lower expense. What's left is the more important strategic
role of raising the reputational and intellectual capital of the company -- but HR is, it turns out, uniquely unsuited for that.
Here's why.
1. HR people aren't the sharpest tacks in the box. We'll be blunt: If you are an ambitious young thing newly
graduated from a top college or B-school with your eye on a rewarding career in business, your first instinct is not to join the
human-resources dance. (At the University of Michigan's Ross School of Business, which arguably boasts the nation's top faculty
for organizational issues, just 1.2% of 2004 grads did so.) Says a management professor at one leading school: "The best and the
brightest don't go into HR."
Who does? Intelligent people, sometimes -- but not businesspeople. "HR doesn't tend to hire a lot of independent thinkers or
people who stand up as moral compasses," says Garold L. Markle, a longtime human-resources executive at Exxon and Shell Offshore
who now runs his own consultancy. Some are exiles from the corporate mainstream: They've fared poorly in meatier roles -- but not
poorly enough to be fired. For them, and for their employers, HR represents a relatively low-risk parking spot.
Others enter the field by choice and with the best of intentions, but for the wrong reasons. They like working with people, and
they want to be helpful -- noble motives that thoroughly tick off some HR thinkers. "When people have come to me and said, 'I want
to work with people,' I say, 'Good, go be a social worker,' " says Arnold Kanarick, who has headed human resources at the Limited
and, until recently, at Bear Stearns. "HR isn't about being a do-gooder. It's about how do you get the best and brightest people
and raise the value of the firm."
The really scary news is that the gulf between capabilities and job requirements appears to be widening. As business and legal
demands on the function intensify, staffers' educational qualifications haven't kept pace. In fact, according to a survey by the
Society for Human Resource Management (SHRM), a considerably smaller proportion of HR professionals today have some education beyond
a bachelor's degree than in 1990.
And here's one more slice of telling SHRM data: When HR professionals were asked about the worth of various academic courses
toward a "successful career in HR," 83% said that classes in interpersonal communications skills had "extremely high value." Employment
law and business ethics followed, at 71% and 66%, respectively. Where was change management? At 35%. Strategic management? 32%.
Finance? Um, that was just 2%.
The truth? Most human-resources managers aren't particularly interested in, or equipped for, doing business. And in a business,
that's sort of a problem. As guardians of a company's talent, HR has to understand how people serve corporate objectives. Instead,
"business acumen is the single biggest factor that HR professionals in the U.S. lack today," says Anthony J. Rucci, executive vice
president at Cardinal Health Inc., a big health-care supply distributor.
Rucci is consistently mentioned by academics, consultants, and other HR leaders as an executive who actually does know business.
At Baxter International, he ran both HR and corporate strategy. Before that, at Sears, he led a study of results at 800 stores over
five years to assess the connection between employee commitment, customer loyalty, and profitability.
As far as Rucci is concerned, there are three questions that any decent HR person in the world should be able to answer. First,
who is your company's core customer? "Have you talked to one lately? Do you know what challenges they face?" Second, who is the
competition? "What do they do well and not well?" And most important, who are we? "What is a realistic assessment of what we do
well and not so well vis a vis the customer and the competition?"
Does your HR pro know the answers?
2. HR pursues efficiency in lieu of value. Why? Because it's easier -- and easier to measure. Dave Ulrich,
a professor at the University of Michigan, recalls meeting with the chairman and top HR people from a big bank. "The training person
said that 80% of employees have done at least 40 hours in classes. The chairman said, 'Congratulations.' I said, 'You're talking
about the activities you're doing. The question is, What are you delivering?' "
That sort of stuff drives Ulrich nuts. Over 20 years, he has become the HR trade's best-known guru (see "The Once and Future
Consultant," page 48) and a leading proponent of the push to take on more-strategic roles within corporations. But human-resources
managers, he acknowledges, typically undermine that effort by investing more importance in activities than in outcomes. "You're
only effective if you add value," Ulrich says. "That means you're not measured by what you do but by what you deliver." By that,
he refers not just to the value delivered to employees and line managers, but the benefits that accrue to investors and customers,
as well.
So here's a true story: A talented young marketing exec accepts a job offer with Time Warner out of business school. She interviews
for openings in several departments -- then is told by HR that only one is interested in her. In fact, she learns later, they all
had been. She had been railroaded into the job, under the supervision of a widely reviled manager, because no one inside the company
would take it.
You make the call: Did HR do its job? On the one hand, it filled the empty slot. "It did what was organizationally expedient,"
says the woman now. "Getting someone who wouldn't kick and scream about this role probably made sense to them. But I just felt angry."
She left Time Warner after just a year. (A Time Warner spokesperson declined to comment on the incident.)
Part of the problem is that Time Warner's metrics likely will never catch the real cost of its HR department's action. Human
resources can readily provide the number of people it hired, the percentage of performance evaluations completed, and the extent
to which employees are satisfied or not with their benefits. But only rarely does it link any of those metrics to business performance.
John W. Boudreau, a professor at the University of Southern California's Center for Effective Organizations, likens the failing
to shortcomings of the finance function before DuPont figured out how to calculate return on investment in 1912. In HR, he says,
"we don't have anywhere near that kind of logical sophistication in the way of people or talent. So the decisions that get made
about that resource are far less sophisticated, reliable, and consistent."
Cardinal Health's Rucci is trying to fix that. Cardinal regularly asks its employees 12 questions designed to measure engagement.
Among them: Do they understand the company's strategy? Do they see the connection between that and their jobs? Are they proud to
tell people where they work? Rucci correlates the results to those of a survey of 2,000 customers, as well as monthly sales data
and brand-awareness scores.
"So I don't know if our HR processes are having an impact" per se, Rucci says. "But I know absolutely that employee-engagement
scores have an impact on our business," accounting for between 1% and 10% of earnings, depending on the business and the employee's
role. "Cardinal may not anytime soon get invited by the Conference Board to explain our world-class best practices in any area of
HR -- and I couldn't care less. The real question is, Is the business effective and successful?"
3. HR isn't working for you. Want to know why you go through that asinine performance appraisal every year,
really? Markle, who admits to having administered countless numbers of them over the years, is pleased to confirm your suspicions.
Companies, he says "are doing it to protect themselves against their own employees," he says. "They put a piece of paper between
you and employees, so if you ever have a confrontation, you can go to the file and say, 'Here, I've documented this problem.' "
There's a good reason for this defensive stance, of course. In the last two generations, government has created an immense thicket
of labor regulations. Equal Employment Opportunity; Fair Labor Standards; Occupational Safety and Health; Family and Medical Leave;
and the ever-popular ERISA. These are complex, serious issues requiring technical expertise, and HR has to apply reasonable caution.
But "it's easy to get sucked down into that," says Mark Royal, a senior consultant with Hay Group. "There's a tension created
by HR's role as protector of corporate assets -- making sure it doesn't run afoul of the rules. That puts you in the position of
saying no a lot, of playing the bad cop. You have to step out of that, see the broad possibilities, and take a more open-minded
approach. You need to understand where the exceptions to broad policies can be made."
Typically, HR people can't, or won't. Instead, they pursue standardization and uniformity in the face of a workforce that is
heterogeneous and complex. A manager at a large capital leasing company complains that corporate HR is trying to eliminate most
vice-president titles there -- even though veeps are a dime a dozen in the finance industry. Why? Because in the company's commercial
business, vice president is a rank reserved for the top officers. In its drive for bureaucratic "fairness," HR is actually threatening
the reputation, and so the effectiveness, of the company's finance professionals.
The urge for one-size-fits-all, says one professor who studies the field, "is partly about compliance, but mostly because it's
just easier." Bureaucrats everywhere abhor exceptions -- not just because they open up the company to charges of bias but because
they require more than rote solutions. They're time-consuming and expensive to manage. Make one exception, HR fears, and the floodgates
will open.
There's a contradiction here, of course: Making exceptions should be exactly what human resources does, all the time -- not because
it's nice for employees, but because it drives the business. Employers keep their best people by acknowledging and rewarding their
distinctive performance, not by treating them the same as everyone else. "If I'm running a business, I can tell you who's really
helping to drive the business forward," says Dennis Ackley, an employee communication consultant. "HR should have the same view.
We should send the message that we value our high-performing employees and we're focused on rewarding and retaining them."
Instead, human-resources departments benchmark salaries, function by function and job by job, against industry standards, keeping
pay -- even that of the stars -- within a narrow band determined by competitors. They bounce performance appraisals back to managers
who rate their employees too highly, unwilling to acknowledge accomplishments that would merit much more than the 4% companywide
increase.
Human resources, in other words, forfeits long-term value for short-term cost efficiency. A simple test: Who does your company's
vice president of human resources report to? If it's the CFO -- and chances are good it is -- then HR is headed in the wrong direction.
"That's a model that cannot work," says one top HR exec who has been there. "A financial person is concerned with taking money out
of the organization. HR should be concerned with putting investments in."
4. The corner office doesn't get HR (and vice versa). I'm at another rockin' party: a few dozen midlevel human-resources
managers at a hotel restaurant in Mahwah, New Jersey. It is not glam in any way. (I've got to get a better travel agent.) But it
is telling, in a hopeful way. Hunter Douglas, a $2.1 billion manufacturer of window coverings, has brought its HR staff here from
across the United States to celebrate their accomplishments.
The company's top brass is on hand. Marvin B. Hopkins, president and CEO of North American operations, lays on the praise: "I
feel fantastic about your achievements," he says. "Our business is about people. Hiring, training, and empathizing with employees
is extremely important. When someone is fired or leaves, we've failed in some way. People have to feel they have a place at the
company, a sense of ownership."
So, yeah, it's corporate-speak in a drab exurban office park. But you know what? The human-resources managers from Tupelo and
Dallas are totally pumped up. They've been flown into headquarters, they've had their picture taken with the boss, and they're seeing
Mamma Mia on Broadway that afternoon on the company's dime.
Can your HR department say it has the ear of top management? Probably not. "Sometimes," says Ulrich, "line managers just have
this legacy of HR in their minds, and they can't get rid of it. I felt really badly for one HR guy. The chairman wanted someone
to plan company picnics and manage the union, and every time this guy tried to be strategic, he got shot down."
Say what? Execs don't think HR matters? What about all that happy talk about employees being their most important asset? Well,
that turns out to have been a small misunderstanding. In the 1990s, a group of British academics examined the relationship between
what companies (among them, the UK units of Hewlett-Packard and Citibank) said about their human assets and how they actually behaved.
The results were, perhaps, inevitable.
In their rhetoric, human-resources organizations embraced the language of a "soft" approach, speaking of training, development,
and commitment. But "the underlying principle was invariably restricted to the improvements of bottom-line performance," the authors
wrote in the resulting book, Strategic Human Resource Management (Oxford University Press, 1999).
"Even if the rhetoric of HRM is soft, the reality is almost always 'hard,' with the interests of the organization prevailing
over those of the individual."
In the best of worlds, says London Business School professor Lynda Gratton, one of the study's authors, "the reality should be
some combination of hard and soft." That's what's going on at Hunter Douglas. Human resources can address the needs of employees
because it has proven its business mettle -- and vice versa. Betty Lou Smith, the company's vice president of corporate HR, began
investigating the connection between employee turnover and product quality. Divisions with the highest turnover rates, she found,
were also those with damaged-goods rates of 5% or higher. And extraordinarily, 70% of employees were leaving the company within
six months of being hired.
Smith's staffers learned that new employees were leaving for a variety of reasons: They didn't feel respected, they didn't have
input in decisions, but mostly, they felt a lack of connection when they were first hired. "We gave them a 10-minute orientation,
then they were out on the floor," Smith says. She addressed the weakness by creating a mentoring program that matched new hires
with experienced workers. The latter were suspicious at first, but eventually, the mentor positions (with spiffy shirts and caps)
came to be seen as prestigious. The six-month turnover rate dropped dramatically, to 16%. Attendance and productivity -- and the
damaged-goods rate -- improved.
"We don't wait to hear from top management," Smith says. "You can't just sit in the corner and look at benefits. We have to know
what the issues in our business are. HR has to step up and assume responsibility, not wait for management to knock on our door."
But most HR people do.
Hunter Douglas gives us a glimmer of hope -- of the possibility that HR can be done right. And surely, even within
ineffective human-resources organizations, there are great individual HR managers -- trustworthy, caring people with their ears
to the ground, who are sensitive to cultural nuance yet also understand the business and how people fit in. Professionals who move
voluntarily into HR from line positions can prove especially adroit, bringing a profit-and-loss sensibility and strong management
skills.
At Yahoo, Libby Sartain, chief people officer, is building a group that may prove to be the truly effective human-resources department
that employees and executives imagine. In this, Sartain enjoys two advantages. First, she arrived with a reputation as a creative
maverick, won in her 13 years running HR at Southwest Airlines. And second, she had license from the top to do whatever it took
to create a world-class organization.
Sartain doesn't just have a "seat at the table" at Yahoo; she actually helped build the table, instituting a weekly operations
meeting that she coordinates with COO Dan Rosensweig. Talent is always at the top of the agenda -- and at the end of each meeting,
the executive team mulls individual development decisions on key staffers.
That meeting, Sartain says, "sends a strong message to everyone at Yahoo that we can't do anything without HR." It also signals
to HR staffers that they're responsible for more than shuffling papers and getting in the way. "We view human resources as the caretaker
of the largest investment of the company," Sartain says. "If you're not nurturing that investment and watching it grow, you're not
doing your job."
Yahoo, say some experts and peers at other organizations, is among a few companies -- among them Cardinal Health, Procter & Gamble,
Pitney Bowes, Goldman Sachs, and General Electric -- that truly are bringing human resources into the realm of business strategy.
But they are indeed the few. USC professor Edward E. Lawler III says that last year HR professionals reported spending 23% of their
time "being a strategic business partner" -- no more than they reported in 1995. And line managers, he found, said HR is far less
involved in strategy than HR thinks it is. "Despite great huffing and puffing about strategy," Lawler says, "there's still a long
way to go." (Indeed. When I asked one midlevel HR person exactly how she was involved in business strategy for her division, she
excitedly described organizing a monthly lunch for her vice president with employees.)
What's driving the strategy disconnect? London Business School's Gratton spends a lot of time training human-resources professionals
to create more impact. She sees two problems: Many HR people, she says, bring strong technical expertise to the party but no "point
of view about the future and how organizations are going to change." And second, "it's very difficult to align HR strategy to business
strategy, because business strategy changes very fast, and it's hard to fiddle around with a compensation strategy or benefits to
keep up." More than simply understanding strategy, Gratton says, truly effective executives "need to be operating out of a set of
principles and personal values." And few actually do.
In the meantime, economic natural selection is, in a way, taking care of the problem for us. Some 94% of large employers surveyed
this year by Hewitt Associates reported they were outsourcing at least one human-resources activity. By 2008, according to the survey,
many plan to expand outsourcing to include activities such as learning and development, payroll, recruiting, health and welfare,
and global mobility.
Which is to say, they will farm out pretty much everything HR does. The happy rhetoric from the HR world says this is all for
the best: Outsourcing the administrative minutiae, after all, would allow human-resources professionals to focus on more important
stuff that's central to the business. You know, being strategic partners.
The problem, if you're an HR person, is this: The tasks companies are outsourcing -- the administrivia -- tend to be what you're
good at. And what's left isn't exactly your strong suit. Human resources is crippled by what Jay Jamrog, executive director of the
Human Resource Institute, calls "educated incapacity: You're smart, and you know the way you're working today isn't going to hold
10 years from now. But you can't move to that level. You're stuck."
That's where human resources is today. Stuck. "This is a unique organization in the company," says USC's Boudreau. "It discovers
things about the business through the lens of people and talent. That's an opportunity for competitive advantage." In most companies,
that opportunity is utterly wasted.
And that's why I don't like HR.
Keith H. Hammonds is Fast Company's deputy editor.
A majority of IT professionals judge their current managers as graders (61%) versus teachers (26%), but it's more important to
create a nurturing workplace than a pass/fail department, Silver said.
"There will always be a need for some grading, but the emphasis should be on teaching. Tech professionals do their best work
when it's a safe environment to try new solutions, explore alternatives and fail," Silver said. "Over time, wisdom gained equals
fewer mistakes, cutting quickly to the best solution and increasing production. That's a pretty good payback."
If tech employees don't feel valued,
they're going to jump
ship. Turnover has fallen below average for 41 months in a row, according to the U.S. Bureau of
Labor Statistics, but tech managers can't count on a struggling economy and
tight job market to keep
their departments staffed. Good talent will flee, Silver says.
"Frankly, companies haven't felt the repercussions of subpar workplaces in the last three years. But, the gap between the
importance of the employee-manager relationship and the way it's developing is unacceptable. Both sides need to remember this
is a lasting connection and one worth the effort."
Darth Vader
Tech managers always look to their vendor for guidance as to what to do with their tech people. Vendors, after all, compete
with similar skills in techs since they build and sometimes even use the products and tools the client tech managers deal with
on daily basis.
When vendors like IBM have been treating their tech skills asset like dirt and call them "resources", it is a surprise that
the client managers of those same skills don't do the same thing?
Until the hypocrisy of calling tech people vital but treating them like "human resources" ends we will continue to have this
management problem. If and when the economy turns around. the new rising young generation of cynical
and self-centered tech employees which these management practices have created will come to roost to American business.
You may think you're getting more accomplished by working longer hours. You're probably wrong.
There's been a flurry of recent coverage
praising Sheryl Sandberg,
the chief operating officer of Facebook, for
leaving
the office every day at 5:30 p.m. to be with her kids. Apparently she's been doing this for years, but only recently "came
out of the closet," as it were.What's insane is that Sandberg felt the need to hide the fact, since there's a century of research
establishing the undeniable fact that working more than 40 hours per week actually decreases productivity.
In the early 1900s, Ford Motor ran dozens of tests to discover the optimum work hours for worker productivity. They discovered
that the "sweet spot" is 40 hours a week–and
that, while adding another 20 hours provides a minor increase in productivity, that increase only lasts for three to four weeks,
and then turns negative.
Anyone who's spent time in a corporate environment knows that what was true of factory workers a hundred years ago is true of
office workers today. People who put in a solid 40 hours a week get more done than those who regularly work 60 or more hours.
The workaholics (and their profoundly misguided management) may think they're accomplishing more than the less fanatical worker,
but in every case that I've personally observed, the long hours result in work that must be scrapped or redone.
Accounting for Burnout What's more, people who consistently work long work weeks get burned out and
inevitably start having personal problems that get in the way of getting things done.
I remember a guy in one company I worked for who used the number of divorces in his group as a measure of its productivity. Believe
it or not, his top management reportedly considered this a valid metric. What's ironic (but not surprising) is that the group itself
accomplished next to nothing.
In fact, now that I think about it, that's probably why he had to trot out such an absurd (and, let's face it, evil) metric.
Proponents of long work weeks often point to the even longer average work weeks in countries like Thailand, Korea, and Pakistan–with
the implication that the longer work weeks are creating a competitive advantage.
Europe's Ban on 50-Hour Weeks.
However, the facts don't bear this out. In six of
the top 10 most competitive countries in the
world (Sweden, Finland, Germany, Netherlands, Denmark, and the United Kingdom), it's
illegal to demand more than a 48-hour work week. You
simply don't see the 50-, 60-, and 70-hour work weeks that have become de rigeur in some parts of the U.S. business world.
If U.S. managers were
smart, they'd end this "if you don't come in on Saturday, don't bother coming to work on Sunday" idiocy. If you want employees
(salaried or hourly) to get the most done–in the shortest amount of time and on a consistent basis–40 hours a week is just about
right.
In other words, nobody should be apologizing for leaving at work at a reasonable hour like 5:30 p.m. In fact, people should be
apologizing if they're working too long each week–because it's probably making the team less effective overall.
JW on TechWhittaker,
who joined Google in 2009 and left last month, described a corporate culture clearly divided into two eras: "Before Google+," and
"After."
"After" is pretty terrible, in his view.
Google (GOOG,
Fortune
500) once gave its engineers the time and resources to be creative. That experimental approach yielded several home-run hits
like Chrome and Gmail. But Google fell behind in one key area: competing with Facebook.
That turned into corporate priority No. 1 when Larry Page took over as the company's CEO. "Social" became Google's battle cry,
and anything that didn't support Google+ was viewed as a distraction.
"Suddenly, 20% meant half-assed," wrote Whittaker, referring to Google's famous policy of letting employees spend a fifth of
their time on projects other than their core job. "The trappings of entrepreneurship were dismantled."
Whittaker is not the first ex-Googler to express that line of criticism. Several high-level employees have left after complaining
that the "start-up spirit" of Google has been replaced by a more mature but staid culture focused on the bottom line.
The interesting thing about Whittaker's take is that it was posted not on his personal blog, but on
an official blog of Microsoft (MSFT,
Fortune
500), Google's arch nemesis.
Spokesmen from Microsoft and Google declined to comment.
The battle between Microsoft and Google has heated up recently, as the Federal Trade Commission and the European Commission begin
to investigate Google for potential antitrust violations. Microsoft, with its Bing search engine, has doubled its share of the search
market since its June 2010 founding, but has been unsuccessful at taking market share away from Google.
Microsoft is increasingly willing to call out Google for what it sees as illicit behavior. A year ago,
the software company released a long list of gripes about Google's
monopolistic actions,
and last month it said Google was
violating Internet
Explorer users' privacy.
Despite his misgivings about what Google cast aside to make Google+ a reality, Whittaker thinks that the social network was worth
a shot. If it had worked -- if Google had dramatically changed the social Web for the better -- it would have been a heroic gamble.
But it didn't. It's too early to write Google+ off, but the site is developing a reputation as a ghost
town. Google says 90 million
people have signed up, but analysts and anecdotal evidence show that fairly few have turned into heavy users.
"Google was the rich kid who, after having discovered he wasn't invited to the party, built his own
party in retaliation," Whittaker wrote. "The fact that no one came to Google's party became the elephant in the room."
Ian Smith:
Isn't it inevitable that Google will end up like Microsoft. A brain-dead dinosaur employing sycophantic middle class bores,
who are simply working towards a safe haven of retirement. In the end Google will be passed by. It's not a design-led innovator
like Apple: it's a boring, grey utilitarian, Soviet-like beast. Google Apps are cheap - but very nasty - Gmail is a terrible
UI - and great designers will never work for this anti-design/pro-algorithms empire.
Steve
I have to be honest with you. All of Google's products are TERRIBLE except for Gmail, and even that is inferior to Outlook
on the web now.
I used Google Apps for years, and Google just doesn't listen to customers. The
engineers that ran the company needed some corporate intervention. I just think Larry Page tried to turn Google into a different
company, rather than just focusing the great ideas into actually great products.
Matt:
It seems the tech titans all have this pendulum thing going on. Google appears to be beginning its swing in the "evil" direction.
Apple seems like they're nearing the peak of "evil". And Microsoft seems like they're back in the middle, trying to swing up
to the "good" side. So, if you look at it from that perspective, Microsoft is the obvious choice.
Good luck!
VVR:
The stark truth in this insightful piece is the stuff you have not written..
Atleast you had a choice in leaving google. But we as users don't.
I have years of email in Gmail and docs and youtube etc. I can't switch.
"Creepy" is not the word that comes to mind when Ads for Sauna, online textbooks, etc suddenly
begin to track you, no matter which website you visit.
You know you have lost when this happens..
David:
A fascinating insight, I think this reflects what a lot of people are seeing of Google from the outside. It seems everybody
but Page can see that Google+ is - whilst technically brilliant - totally superfluous; your daughter is on the money. Also apparent
from the outside is the desperation that surrounds Google+ - Page needs to face facts, hold his hands up and walk away from
Social before they loose more staff like you, more users and all the magic that made Google so great.
Best of luck with your new career at Microsoft, I hope they foster and encourage you as the Google of old did.
Raymond Traylor:
I understand Facebook is a threat to Google search but beating Facebook at their core competency was doomed to fail. Just
like Bing to Google. I was so disappointed in Google following Facebook's evil ways of wanting to know everything about me I've
stopped using their services one at a time, starting with Android.
I am willing to pay for a lot of Google's free service to avoid advertising and harvesting my private data.
root
You claim old Google empowered intelligent people to be innovative, with the belief their creations
would prove viable in the marketplace. You then go on to name Gmail and Chrome as the accomplishments of that endeavour. Are
you ****** serious? Re-branding web based email is no more innovative than purchasing users for your social networking site,
like Facebook did. Same for Chrome, or would you argue Google acquiring VOIP companies to then provide a mediocre service called
Google Voice was also innovative? When you arrived at Google it had already turned the internet into a giant spamsense depository
with the majority of screen real estate consumed by Google's ads. The downhill spiral did not begin with Google+, but it may
end there. On a lighter note, you are now free. Launch a start-up and fill the gaping hole which will be left by the fall of
the former giant.
RBLevin:
Great post. Appreciate the insights the warning about what happens when bottom-up entrepreneurship loses out to top-down
corporate dictums.
Re: sharing, while I agree sharing isn't broken (heck, it worked when all we had was email), it certainly needs more improvement.
I can't stand Facebook. Hate the UI, don't care for the culture. Twitter is too noisy and, also, the UI sucks. I'm one of those
who actually thinks Google+ got 21st century BBSing right.
But if that's at the cost of everything else that made Google great, then it's a high price to pay.
BTW, you can say a lot of these same things about similar moves Microsoft has made over the years, where the top brass decided
they knew better, and screwed over developers and their investments in mountains of code.
So, whether it happens in an HR context or a customer context, it still sucks as a practice.
bound2run:
I have made a concerted effort to move away from Google products after their recent March 1st privacy
policy change. I must say the Bing is working just fine for me. Gmail will be a bit tougher but I am making strides. Now I just
need to dump my Android phone and I will be "creepy-free" ... for the time being.
Phil Ashman:
The ability to actually consume shared content in an efficient and productive manner is still as broken as ever. They never
addressed the issue in Buzz and still haven't with G+ despite people ranting at them for this functionality forever.
Funny that I should read your post today as I wrote the following comment on another persons post a couple days back over
Vic's recent interview where someone brought up the lack of a G+ API:
"But if it were a social network.......then they are doing a pretty piss poor job of managing the G+ interface and productive
consumption of the stream. It would be nice if there was at least an API so some 3rd party clients could assist with the filtering
of the noise, but in reality the issue is in the distribution of the stream. What really burns me is that it wouldn't be that
hard for them to create something like subscribable circles.
Unfortunately the reality is that they just don't care about whether the G+ stream is productive for you at the moment as
their primary concern isn't for you to productively share and discuss your interests with the world, but to simply provide a
way for you to tell Google what you like so they can target you with advertising. As a result, the social part of Google+ really
isn't anything to shout about at the moment."
You've just confirmed my fear about how the company's focus has changed.
Alice Wonder:
Thanks for this. I love many of the things Google has done. Summer of code, WebM, Google Earth, free web fonts, etc.
I really was disappointed with Google+. I waited for an invite, and when I finally got one, I started to use it. Then the
google main search page started to include google+ notifications, and the JS crashed my browser. Repeatedly. I had to clear
my cache and delete my cookies just so google wouln't know it was me and crash search with a notification. They fixed that issue
quickly but I did not understand why they would risk their flagship product (search) to promote google plus. The search page
really should be a simple form.
And google plus not allowing aliases? Do I want a company that is tracking everything I do centrally to have my real name
with that tracking? No. Hence I do not use google+ anymore, and am switching to a different search engine and doing as little
as I can with google.
I really don't like to dislike google because of all they have done that was cool, it is really sad for me to see this happening.
Mike Whitehead
Sounds like Google have stopped focusing on what problem they're solving and moving onto trying
to influence consumer behaviour - always a much more difficult trick to pull off. Great article - well done for sharing in such
a humble and ethical manner. Best of luck for the future.
jmacdonald 14 Mar 2012 4:07 AM great write-up
personally i think that google and facebook have misread the sociological trend against the toleration of adverts, to such
an extent that if indeed google are following the 'facebook know everything and we do too' route, i suspect both companies may
enter into issues as the advertising CPMs fall and we're left with us wretched consumers who find ways around experiences that
we don't want
more on this stuff here: www.jonathanmacdonald.com
and here: www.jonathanmacdonald.com
for anyone that cares about that kinda angle
Mahboob Ihsan:
Google products are useful but probably they could have done more to improve the GUI, Standardization
and Usability. You can continue to earn business in short term enjoying your strategic advantage as long as you don't have competitors.
But as soon as you have just one competitor offering quality products at same cost, your strategic advantage is gone and you
have to compete through technology, cost and quality. Google has been spreading its business wings to so many areas, probably
with the single point focus of short term business gains. Google should have learnt from Apple that your every new offering
should be better (in user's eye) than the previous one.
Victor Ramirez:
Thanks for the thoughtful blog post. Anybody who has objectively observed Google's behavior
and activity over the past few years has known that Google is going in this direction. I think that people have to recognize
that Google, while very technically smart, is an advertising company first and foremost. Their motto says the right things about
being good and organizing the world's information, but we all know what Google is honestly interested in. The thing that Google
is searching for, more than almost anything else, is about getting more data about people so they can get people better ads
they'll be more likely to click on so they make more money. Right now, Google is facing what might be considered an existential
threat from Facebook because they are the company that is best able to get social data right now. Facebook is getting so much
social data that odds are that they're long-term vision is to some point seriously competing in search using this social data
that they have. Between Facebook's huge user-base and momentum amongst businesses (just look at how many Super Bowl ads featured
Facebook pages being promoted for instance, look at the sheer number of companies listed at www.buyfacebookfansreviews.com that
do nothing other than promote Facebook business pages, and look at the biggest factor out there - the fact that Facebook's IPO
is set to dominate 2012) I think that Facebook has the first legitimate shot of creating a combination of quality results and
user experience to actually challenge Google's dominance, and that's pretty exciting to watch. The fact that Google is working
on Google+ so much and making that such a centerpiece of their efforts only goes to illustrate how critical this all is and
how seriously they take this challenge from Facebook into their core business. I think Facebook eventually enters the search
market and really disrupts it and it will be interesting to see how Google eventually acts from a position of weakness.
Keith Watanabe:
they're just like any company that gets big. you end up losing visibility into things, believe that you require the middle
management layer to coordinate, then start getting into the battlegrounds of turf wars because the people hired have hidden
agendas and start bringing in their army of yes men to take control as they attempt to climb up the corporate ladder. however,
the large war chest accumulated and the dominance in a market make such a company believe in their own invulnerability. but
that's when you're the most vulnerable because you get sloppy, forget to stop and see the small things that slip through the
cracks, forget your roots and lose your way and soul. humility is really your only constant savior.
btw, more than likely Facebook will become the same way. And any other companies who grow big. People tend to forget about
the days they were struggling and start focusing on why they are so great. You lose that hunger, that desire to do better because
you don't have to worry about eating pinches of salt on a few nibbles of rice. This is how civilization just is. If you want
to move beyond that, humans need to change this structure of massive growth -> vanity -> decadence
-> back to poverty.
Anon:
This perceived shift of focus happens at every company when you go from being an idealistic student
to becoming an adult that has to pay the bills. When you reach such a large scale with so much at stake, it is
easy to stop innovating. It is easy to get a mix of people who don't share the same vision when you have to hire on a lot of
staff. Stock prices put an emphasis on perpetual monetization. Let's keep in mind that Facebook only recently IPO'd and in the
debate for personal privacy, all the players are potentially "evil" and none of them are being held to account by any public
policy.
The shutdown of Google Labs was a sad day. Later the shutdown of Google Health I thought was also sad as it was an example
of a free service already in existence, akin to what Ontario has wasted over $1 billion on for E-Health.
Surely these closures are a sign that the intellectual capital in the founders has been exhausted.
They took their core competencies to the maximum level quickly, which means all the organic growth in those areas is mostly
already realized.
There needs to be some torch passing or greater empowerment in the lower ranks when things like this happen. Take a look
at RIM. Take a look at many other workplaces. It isn't an isolated incident. There are constantly pressures between where you
think your business should go, where investors tell you to go, and where the industry itself is actually headed. This guy is
apparently very troubled that his name is attached to G+ development and he is trying to distance himself from his own failure.
Probably the absence of Google Labs puts a particular emphasis on the failure of G+ as one of the only new service projects
to be delivered recently.
After so much time any company realizes that new ideas can only really come with new people or from outside influences. As
an attempt to grow their business services via advertising, the idea that they needed to compete with Facebook to continue to
grow wasn't entirely wrong. It was just poorly executed, too late, and at the expense of potentially focusing their efforts
on doing something else under Google Labs that would have been more known as from them (Android was an acquisition, not organically
grown internally). There is no revolution yet, because Facebook and Google have not replaced any of each others services with
a better alternative
The complaints in the final paragraph of the blog regarding privacy are all complaints about how much Google wants to be
Facebook. Thing is that Google+ just like all the aforementioned services are opt-in services with
a clear ToS declared when you do so, even if you already have a Google account for other services. The transparency
of their privacy policy is on par if not better than most other competing service providers. The only time it draws criticism
is when some changes have been made to say that if you use multiple services, they may have access to the same pool of information
internally. It's a contract and it was forced to be acknowledged when it changed. When advertising does happen it is much more
obvious to me that it is advertising via a Google service, than when Facebook decides to tell me who likes what. Not to give
either the green light here; but the evolution is one of integrating your network into the suggestions, and again, it isn't
isolated to any one agency.
One way to raise and enforce objections to potential mishandling of information is to develop a blanket minimum-requirement
on privacy policy to apply to all businesses, regarding the handling of customer information. We are blind if we think Google+
and Facebook are the only businesses using data in these ways. This blanket minimum requirement could be voluntarily adopted
via 3rd party certification, or it could be government enforced; but the point is that someone other than the business itself
would formulate it, and it must be openly available to debate and public scrutiny/revision. It is a sort of "User License Agreement"
for information about us. If James Whittaker left to partake in something along these lines, it sure would make his blog entry
more credible, unless Microsoft is focused so much more greatly on innovation than the profit motive.
It is also important for customers and the general public not to get locked into any kind of
brand loyalty. One problem is Facebook is a closed proprietary system with no way to forward or export the data
contained within it to any comparable system. Google is a mish-mash of some open and some closed systems. In order for us as
customers to be able to voice our opinions in a way that such service providers would hear, we must be provided alternatives
and service portability.
As an example of changing service providers, there has been an exodus of business customers away from using Google Maps as
they began charging money to businesses that want to use the data to develop on top of it. I think that this is just the reality
of a situation when you have operating costs for a service that you need to recoup; but there is a royalty-free alternative
like Open Street Map (which Apple has recently ripped off by using Open Street Map data without attribution).
Google won't see the same meteoric growth ever again. It probably is a less fun place for a social
media development staffer to work at from 2010 to present, than it was from 2004 - 2010 (but I'm betting still preferable to
FoxConn or anything anywhere near Balmer).
Linda R. Tindall :
Thank you for your honest comments Mr. Whittaker. And yes, Google is not like it was before..
It is Scary, Google may destroy anyone online business overnight!
Google penalize webmasters if they don't like a Website for any reason. They can put out anyone they want out of business.
How does Google judge a webmaster's?
Google's business isn't anymore the search engine. Google's business is selling and displaying ads.
GOOGLE becomes now the Big Brother of the WWW. I think it is scary that Google has so much power. Just by making changes,
they can ruin people's lives.
... ... ...
It wasn't an easy decision to leave Google. During my time there I became fairly passionate about the company. I keynoted four
Google Developer Day events, two Google Test Automation Conferences and was a prolific contributor to the Google testing blog. Recruiters
often asked me to help sell high priority candidates on the company. No one had to ask me twice to promote Google and no one was
more surprised than me when I could no longer do so. In fact, my last three months working for Google was a whirlwind of desperation,
trying in vain to get my passion back.
The Google I was passionate about was a technology company that empowered its employees to innovate. The Google I left was an
advertising company with a single corporate-mandated focus.
Technically I suppose Google has always been an advertising company, but for the better part of the
last three years, it didn't feel like one. Google was an ad company only in the sense that a good TV show is an ad
company: having great content attracts advertisers.
Under Eric Schmidt ads were always in the background. Google was run like an innovation factory, empowering employees to be entrepreneurial
through founder's awards, peer bonuses and 20% time. Our advertising revenue gave us the headroom to think, innovate and create.
Forums like App Engine, Google Labs and open source served as staging grounds for our inventions. The fact that all this was paid
for by a cash machine stuffed full of advertising loot was lost on most of us. Maybe the engineers who actually worked on ads felt
it, but the rest of us were convinced that Google was a technology company first and foremost; a company that hired smart people
and placed a big bet on their ability to innovate.
From this innovation machine came strategically important products like Gmail and Chrome, products that were the result of entrepreneurship
at the lowest levels of the company. Of course, such runaway innovative spirit creates some duds, and Google has had their share
of those, but Google has always known how to fail fast and learn from it.
In such an environment you don't have to be part of some executive's inner circle to succeed. You don't have to get lucky and
land on a sexy project to have a great career. Anyone with ideas or the skills to contribute could get involved. I had any number
of opportunities to leave Google during this period, but it was hard to imagine a better place to work.
But that was then, as the saying goes, and this is now.
It turns out that there was one place where the Google innovation machine faltered and that one place mattered a lot: competing
with Facebook. Informal efforts produced a couple of antisocial dogs in Wave and Buzz. Orkut never caught on outside Brazil. Like
the proverbial hare confident enough in its lead to risk a brief nap, Google awoke from its social dreaming to find its front runner
status in ads threatened.
Google could still put ads in front of more people than Facebook, but Facebook knows so much more about those people. Advertisers
and publishers cherish this kind of personal information, so much so that they are willing to put the Facebook brand before their
own. Exhibit A: www.facebook.com/nike, a company with the power and clout of Nike putting their own brand after Facebook's?
No company has ever done that for Google and Google took it personally.
Larry Page himself assumed command to right this wrong. Social became state-owned, a corporate mandate
called Google+. It was an ominous name invoking the feeling that Google alone wasn't enough. Search had to be social.
Android had to be social. You Tube, once joyous in their independence, had to be … well, you get the point. Even worse was that
innovation had to be social. Ideas that failed to put Google+ at the center of the universe were a distraction.
Suddenly, 20% meant half-assed. Google Labs was shut down. App Engine fees were raised.
APIs that had been free for years were deprecated or provided for a fee. As the trappings of entrepreneurship were dismantled, derisive
talk of the "old Google" and its feeble attempts at competing with Facebook surfaced to justify a "new Google" that promised "more
wood behind fewer arrows."
The days of old Google hiring smart people and empowering them to invent the future was gone. The new Google knew
beyond doubt what the future should look like. Employees had gotten it wrong and corporate intervention would set it right again.
Officially, Google declared that "sharing is broken on the web" and nothing but the full force of our collective minds around
Google+ could fix it. You have to admire a company willing to sacrifice sacred cows and rally its talent behind a threat to its
business. Had Google been right, the effort would have been heroic and clearly many of us wanted to be part of that outcome. I bought
into it. I worked on Google+ as a development director and shipped a bunch of code. But the world never changed; sharing never changed.
It's arguable that we made Facebook better, but all I had to show for it was higher review scores.
As it turned out, sharing was not broken. Sharing was working fine and dandy, Google just wasn't part of it. People were sharing
all around us and seemed quite happy. A user exodus from Facebook never materialized. I couldn't even
get my own teenage daughter to look at Google+ twice, "social isn't a product," she told me after I gave her a demo, "social is
people and the people are on Facebook."
Google was the rich kid who, after having discovered he wasn't invited to the party, built his own party in retaliation. The
fact that no one came to Google's party became the elephant in the room.
"...common sense is dead in the corporate world..."
My department must hold the record for the company's fastest revolving door. In less than a year, we've been re-orged three
times. I've had four different managers, and every new person who comes in wants to 'mark his territory.' Meanwhile,
none of these people know as much about my area as I do, so their guidance is useless. Plus, I'm
changing direction so much I never get anything done. What is it they say-same sh*t different day? If I have
to be 'rah rah' at yet another welcome lunch, I think I'm going to explode.
Robert, 27, Oregon
If you're reading this chapter because you're struggling with someone's attitude problem at work, you're not alone, and your
hostility is probably justified. I've spoken to dozens of twenty-somethings, and most have spent their fair share of time banging
their heads against the wall and regretting the day they signed their offer letters.
As much as I feel your pain, I don't believe it does much good to complain, because unless you're going to grad school or can
successfully start your own business, you're in the corporate world to stay. We all have to deal with business-world insanity whether
we love our jobs or not, so we might as well take the necessary steps to overcome the challenges. However, because this chapter
is about your emotional well-being, we need to start by recognizing the things about work that drive us nuts. Most of these points
will probably sound familiar, so read on and be comforted. Warning: Do not hang this list in your cube!
Top 10 Annoying Things About the Corporate World
- Corporate Déjŕ Vu. It seems as though it's a requirement in corporate business that you spend huge amounts of time
reporting the same information in a dozen different formats, attending status meetings where conversation from the week before
is repeated word for word, and putting out the same fires, because your department doesn't learn from its mistakes.
- Invoking Syndrome. The invoking syndrome occurs when colleagues try to persuade you to do what they want by name-dropping
someone higher up. Whether the executive manager was actually involved or not, invoking him is a manipulative tactic used to
get you to bend to your colleagues' wishes (for example, "Really? Well, I spoke to the CEO last night, and he told me we have
to do the event this way.")
- Egomania. When certain people reach a high level in a company, they think that they are better than everyone else
and that they are entitled to be treated like a god. Regardless of the issue, they believe they are always right and that they
can't possibly learn anything from someone lower on the chain.
- Hierarchies. In the corporate world, all men are not created equal, and sometimes you can actually get in trouble
just by talking to someone higher up without going through the proper channels. Unless you happen to know the right people,
you're invisible.
- Denigration. In some companies, it's an unspoken rule that the younger you are, the less
respect you receive. Many senior managers are quick to call you on the carpet for situations that may or may not be your fault,
but they say nothing when you've done superior work.
- Bureaucracy. How many departments does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Corporate business has a lengthy approval
process for everything, and companies delight in changing those processes constantly so that you're never sure which
10 departments you need to consult before a decision can be made.
- Hypocrisy. Don't you just love the way some companies tout values such as quality, entrepreneurship, innovation,
and integrity, when they would be perfectly happy if their employees just kept quiet and never strayed from their designated
roles? If you've ever acted on your company's values and gotten burned for it, you are probably a victim of naked ambition
(when doing what's best for the company leaves you out in the cold).
- Micromanagement. Twenty-somethings thrive on independence, yet some managers will bear down on you with critical
eyes at every minuscule stage of a project. Gotta sneeze? Better make sure your manager knows about it.
- Uncommon Sense. I've read that common sense is dead in the corporate world.
The author almost sounded proud of this. People might make a joke of it, but this dearth of logical thought in corporate business
is kind of sad. It's also frustrating when the obviously correct way to do something is staring everyone right in the face,
and no one sees it.
- Nonsensical Change. Every now and then, companies will decide to throw their departments up in the air and see where
all the pieces land. Yes, it's the corporate reorganization (aka the dreaded re-org). Despite the fact that it results
in mass confusion, greatly decreased productivity, and low employee morale, companies continue to do it year after year.
Think your boss is a horror? Some of these film honchos probably make him or her look like
Mother Teresa.
- STAR WARS (1977) -- The scariest military boss of all time?
Darth Vader. One disagreement and zappo, you're vaporized.
- 9 TO 5 (1980) -- Three working women -- Jane Fonda,
Lily Tomlin and
Dolly Parton -- get revenge on
Dabney Coleman, their sexist bigot of a boss. Retribution
was never so sweet.
- WALL STREET (1987) -- Young, on-the-make stockbroker Bud Fox (Charlie
Sheen) goes to work for the "greed is good" guy, Gordon Gekko (Michael
Douglas). When Gekko tries to take down the airline Bud's dad (Martin
Sheen) works for, the young guy realizes Gordon is a slimeball.
- WORKING GIRL (1988) -- High-powered boss (Sigourney
Weaver) is totally two-faced, tries to steal underling
Melanie Griffith's ideas and her guy (Harrison
Ford).
- GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS (1992) -- In one seven-minute scene,
Alec Baldwin, playing a character named Blake, who browbeats
and threatens a group of real estate salesmen, proves
he's one of the most vicious bosses ever. "The good news is, you're fired. The bad news is, you've got one week to regain your
jobs -- starting tonight."
- SWIMMING WITH SHARKS (1994) -- Young writer (Frank
Whaley) signs on as an assistant to a movie mogul (Kevin
Spacey) and discovers he's a screaming, abusive creep. Think
Ari Gold of "Entourage,"
but worse. Much worse.
- THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (1997) -- Young attorney (Keanu
Reeves) discovers the head of his law firm (Al Pacino)
is actually Satan. Holy sulfur and brimstone!
- OFFICE SPACE (1999) -- Workers at a software company are constantly bullied and harassed by their smarmy boss (Gary
Cole). Can payback be in the near future?
- THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006) -- Yet another demanding and insensitive boss from hell, this time a high-powered fashion
magazine editor (Meryl Streep) brutalizing her assistant
(Anne Hathaway). Can
Anna Wintour really be this bad?
Anyone who has ever worked in a large corporation has seen the empty suits that seem to inexplicably rise to positions of
power. They talk a great game, possessing extraordinary verbal acuity, and often with an amazing ability to rise quickly without
significant accomplishments to positions of great personal power, and often using it ruthlessly once it is achieved. Their ruthless
obsession with power and its visible rewards rises above the general level of narcissism and sycophancy that often plagues large organizations,
especially those with an established franchise where performance is not as much of an issue as collecting their rents. And anyone
who has been on the inside of the national political process knows this is certainly nothing exclusive to the corporate world.
Anyone who has ever worked in a large corporation has seen the empty suits that seem to inexplicably rise to positions
of power. They talk a great game, possessing extraordinary verbal acuity, and often with an amazing ability to rise quickly
without significant accomplishments to positions of great personal power, and often using it ruthlessly once it is achieved.
Their ruthless obsession with power and its visible rewards rises above the general level of narcissism and sycophancy that often
plagues large organizations, especially those with an established franchise where performance is not as much of an issue
as collecting their rents.
And anyone who has been on the inside of the national political process knows this is certainly nothing exclusive to the corporate
world.
Here is a paper recently published
in the Journal of Business Ethics that hypothesizes along these lines. It is only a preliminary paper, lacking in full scholarship
and a cycle of peer review.
But it raises a very important subject. Organizational theories such as the efficient markets hypothesis that assume rational
behavior on the part of market participants tends to fall apart in the presence of the irrational and selfish short term focus of
a significant minority of people who seek power, much less the top one percent of the psychologically ruthless.
Indeed, not only was previously unheard of behavior allowed, it became quite fashionable and desired in certain sections of American
management where ruthless pursuit of profits at any cost was highly prized and rewarded. And if caught, well, only the little
people must pay for their transgressions. The glass ceiling becomes a floor above which the ordinary rules do not apply.
If you wish to determine the character of a generation or a people, look to their heroes, leaders, and role models.
This is nothing new, but a lesson from history that has been unlearned. The entire system of checks and balances, of rule of
law, of transparency in government, of accountability and personal honor, is based on the premise that one cannot always count on
people to be naturally good and self-effacing. And further, that at times it seems that a relatively small group of corrupt people
can rise to power, and harm the very fabric of a society.
'When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.'
Edmund Burke
'And remember, where you have a concentration of power in a few hands, all too frequently men with the mentality of gangsters
get control. History has proven that.'
Lord Acton
These things tend to go in cycles. It will be interesting to see how this line of analysis progresses. I am sure we all have
a few candidates we would like to submit for testing. No one is perfect or even perfectly average. But systems
that assume as much are more dangerous than standing armies, since like finds like, and dishonesty and fraud can become epidemic
in an organization and a corporate culture, finally undermining the very law and principle of stewardship itself.
'Our government...teaches the whole people by its example. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for
law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.'Louis D. Brandeis
MF Global, and the reaction to it thus far, is one of the better examples of shocking behaviour that lately seems to be tolerated,
ignored, and all too often met with weak excuses and lame promises to do better next time, while continuing on as before.
"These corporate collapses have gathered pace in recent years, especially in the western world, and have culminated in the Global
Financial Crisis that we are now in.In watching these events unfold it often appears that the senior directors involved walk
away with a clean conscience and huge amounts of money. Further, they seem to be unaffected by the corporate collapses they
have created. They present themselves as glibly unbothered by the chaos around them, unconcerned about those who have lost their
jobs, savings, and investments, and as lacking any regrets about what they have done.
They cheerfully lie about their involvement in events are very persuasive in blaming others for what has happened and have
no doubts about their own continued worth and value. They are happy to walk away from the economic disaster that they have managed
to bring about, with huge payoffs and with new roles advising governments how to prevent such economic disasters.
Many of these people display several of the characteristics of psychopaths and some of them are undoubtedly true psychopaths.
Psychopaths are the 1% of people who have no conscience or empathy and who do not care for anyone other than themselves.
Some psychopaths are violent and end up in jail, others forge careers in corporations. The latter group who forge successful
corporate careers is called Corporate Psychopaths...
Psychologists have argued that Corporate Psychopaths within organizations may be singled out for rapid promotion because
of their polish, charm, and cool decisiveness. Expert commentators on the rise of Corporate Psychopaths within modern corporations
have also hypothesized that they are more likely to be found at the top of current organisations than at the bottom.
Further, that if this is the case, then this phenomenon will have dire consequences for the organisations concerned and for
the societies in which those organisations are based. Since this prediction of dire consequences was made the Global Financial
Crisis has come about.
Research by Babiak and Hare in the USA, Board and Fritzon in the UK and in Australia has shown that psychopaths are indeed
to be found at greater levels of incidence at senior levels of organisations than they are at junior levels (Boddy et al., 2010a).
There is also some evidence that they may tend to join some types of organisations rather than others and that, for example,
large financial organisations may be attractive to them because of the potential rewards on offer in these organizations."
Clive R. Boddy, The Corporate Psychopaths Theory of the Global Financial Crisis,
Journal of Business Ethics,
2011
October 11, 2011 | Slashdot
miller60 writes with an except from a Data Center Knowledge article: "AOL has begun operations at a new
data center
that will be completely unmanned, with all monitoring and management being handled remotely. The new 'lights out' facility is
part of a broader updating of AOL infrastructure that leverages virtualization and modular design to quickly deploy and manage server
capacity. 'These changes have not been easy,' AOL's Mike Manos writes in a blog post about the new facility. 'It's always
culturally tough being open to fundamentally
changing business as usual.'" Mike Manos's weblog post provides a look into AOL's internal infrastructure. It's easy to
forget that AOL had to tackle scaling to tens of thousands of servers over a decade before the term Cloud was even coined.
johnlcallaway (165670)
Wow ... we were doing this 10 years ago before virtual systems were commonplace, 'computers on a card' where just coming
out. Data center was 90 miles away.
All monitoring and managing was done remotely. The only time we ever went to physical data center was if a physical piece
of hardware had to be swapped out. Multiple IP addresses were configured per server so any single server one one tier could
act as a fail over for another one on the same tier.
We used firewalls to automate failovers, hardware failures were too infrequent
to spend money on other methods.
We could rebuild Sun servers in 10 minutes from saved images. All software updates
were scripted and automated. A separate maintenance network was maintained. Logins were not allowed except on the maintenance
network, and all ports where shutdown except for ssh.
A remote serial interface provided hard-console access to each machine if the networks to a system wasn't available.
rubycodez:
virtual systems were commonplace in the 1960s. But finally these bus-oriented microcomputers, and PC wintel type "servers"
have gotten into it. Young 'uns.......
ebunga:
Eh, machines of that era required constant manual supervision, and uptime was measured in hours, not months or years. That
doesn't negate the fact that many new tech fads are poor reimplementations of technology that died for very good reasons.
timeOday:
And other new tech fads are good reimplementations of ideas that didn't pan out in the past but are now feasible due to advances
in technology. You really can't generalize without looking at specifics - "somebody tried that a long time ago and it wasn't
worth it" doesn't necessarily prove anything.
rednip:
"somebody tried that a long time ago and it wasn't worth it" doesn't necessarily prove anything.
Unless there is some change in technology or technique, past failures are a good indicator of continued inability.
timeOday:
The tradeoff between centralized and decentralized computing is a perfect example of a situation where the technology is
constantly evolving at a rapid pace. Whether it's better to have a mainframe, a cluster, a distributed cluster (cloud), or fully
decentralized (peer-to-peer) varies from application to application and from year-to-year. None of those options can be ruled
in or out by making generalizations from the year 2000, let alone the 1960's.
rickb928
Two points
- One - If there is redundancy and virtualization, AOL can certainly keep services running while a tech goes in, maybe
once a week, and swaps out the failed blades that have already been remotely disabled and their usual services relocated.
this is not a problem. Our outfit here has a lights-out facility that sees a tech maybe every few weeks, and other than
that a janitor keeps the dust bunnies at bay and makes sure the locks work daily. And yes, they've asked him to flip power
switches and tell them what color the lights were. He's gotten used to this. that center doesn't have state-of-the-art stuff
in it, either.
- Two - Didn't AOL run on a mainframe (or more than one) in the 90s? It predated anything useful, even the Web I think.
Netscape was being launched in 1998, Berners-Lee was making a NeXT browser in 1990, and AOL for Windows existed in 1991.
Mosaic and Lynx were out in 1993. AOL sure didn't need any PC infrastructure, it predated even Trumpet Winsock, I think,
and Linux. I don't think I could have surfed the Web in 1991 with a Windows machine, but I could use AOL.
Up the Ante:
The NYT,
"Its ethos can be best summed up with the phrase "You are lucky to be here." "
A large part of me suspects that phrase became the dark humor lesson of 9/11 at the Times. That part of me still wonders
why one of the liners was not diverted at the last minute to inadvertently slam into NYT's HQ.
Some things just speak for themselves. Below you see an edited chain of e-mails that just reek of testosterone.The actors are
VP1, VP2 and VP3 (plus the usual cc: audience). Guess which one is me.
The subject concerns all three, but they head up different divisions. Note the use of cc: and the time. In real life everyone
could see the e-mail history.
From: VP1
To: Team of VP1
cc: VP2;VP3
Subject: Something that concerns us
Time: 11:20 pm
Team, I just want to inform you that we now have the funding to go ahead with XYZ. Please go ahead and execute as planned.
Regards,
VP1
Replies VP2 in a seemingly innocent tone:
From: VP2
To: VP1
cc: Team of VP1;VP3
Subject: Re: Something that concerns us
Time: 11.30 pm
VP1,
Can you please share the details as you progress.
Thanks,
VP2
Enters VP3:
From: VP3
To: VP1
cc: Team of VP1;Team of VP2; CEO, CTO, CFO, CMO
Subject: Re: Something that concerns us
Time: 11.45 pm
All,
I don't approve of this. How come I was not informed. It's the wrong approach and is basically a waste of money. It's not
planned properly and I ask you to stop all further activities!!!
VP3 (From my Blackberry)
Replies VP1 patiently:
From: VP1
To: VP3
cc: VP2
Subject: Re: Something that concerns us
Time: 12 pm
VP3,
I'm surprised to hear that you haven't heard of this. It was in the plan document that we reviewed two months ago and which
you approved.
We're just executing that plan.
If you have further questions don't hesitate to call me.
Regards,
VP1
Replies VP3 going for the kill:
From: VP3
To: VP1
cc: Team of VP1;Team of VP2; CEO, CTO, CFO, CMO
Subject: Re: Something that concerns us
Time: 12.15 pm
VP1,
it's not your call to decide on this. I have said that I don't approve and that's it. Stop further actions immediately.
VP3
Interacts VP2, making a reference to his earlier reply (50 minutes ago!), insinuating that VP1 hasn't delivered to his promise.
And re-invents himself as a a player in the approval chain.
From: VP2
To: VP1, VP3
cc: Team of VP1;Team of VP2; CEO, CTO, CFO, CMO
Subject: Re: Something that concerns us
Time: 12.17 pm
I haven't received the details I asked for yet. Please send so I can have an informed view. I'm not going to approve until
I know more.
VP2
So now VP1 is caught in a snag. The other two VPs who approved a plan just two months ago are now aiming for his throat.
It continues for another couple of hours and it gets a lot nastier. I leave it up to you to do the analysis of the hidden agendas.
This is not an atypical event in my daily routine.
So who am I? Well, I'm not VP1.
[May 05, 2011]
Scripts OTN by Prashant Pilankar (Infosys)
Sic transit gloria mundi ;-)
Wikipedia: Sic transit gloria mundi is a
Latin
phrase that means "Thus passes the
glory of the world." It has been interpreted as "Worldly things are fleeting." The phrase was used in the ritual of
papal coronation ceremonies between 1409 (when
it was used at the coronation of Alexander
V)[1]
and 1963. As the newly chosen pope proceeded from the sacristy of
St. Peter's Basilica in his
sedia gestatoria, the procession stopped three
times. On each occasion a papal master of ceremonies would fall to his knees before the pope, holding a silver or brass reed,
bearing a tow of smoldering
flax. For three times in succession, as the cloth burned away, he
would say in a loud and mournful voice, "Pater Sancte, sic transit gloria mundi!" ("Holy Father, so passes worldly glory!") These
words, thus addressed to the pope, served as a reminder of the
transitory nature of
life and earthly honors. The stafflike instrument used in the aforementioned ceremony is known as a "sic transit gloria mundi",
named for the master of ceremonies' words.[2][3][4]
A form of the phrase appeared in Thomas ŕ Kempis's
1418 work
The Imitation of Christ: "O quam cito transit gloria mundi" ("How
quickly the glory of the world passes away").[5][6]
Recently had Submitted few of my Scripts on Oracle Technology Network
Portal and SUN BIGADMIN.Sharing few of them
SCRIPTS FOR SOLARIS ZFS ADMINISTRATION
http://www.sun.com/bigadmin/content/submitted/zfsufs_admin.jsp
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Scripts for SOLARIS IPMP CONFIGURATION
http://www.sun.com/bigadmin/content/submitted/config_ipmp.jsp
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Scripts for Administration of User and Group Accounts in Oracle Solaris
https://codesamples.samplecode.oracle.com/servlets/tracking/id/S607
Video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNx7HtDrnZQ
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Scripts for Administration of User and Group Accounts in Linux
https://codesamples.samplecode.oracle.com/servlets/tracking/id/S610
Video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeecv606BKw
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Script to Install Oracle 10g Software and Oracle Database in Solarisx86
https://codesamples.samplecode.oracle.com/servlets/tracking/id/S594
Video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkiFKnEzbsY
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Scripts for Performing RAID-1 Tasks in an Oracle Solaris Volume Manager
Environment
https://codesamples.samplecode.oracle.com/servlets/tracking/id/S640
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Scripts for LINUX LVM ADMINISTRATION
http://www.sun.com/bigadmin/content/submitted/lvm_admin.jsp
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Scripts OTN (Part1)
Recently had Submitted few of my Scripts on Oracle Technology Network
Portal.
Sharing few of them.
SCRIPT TO MIRROR ROOT DISK IN SOLARIS USING VERITAS VOLUME MANAGER:
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noc007 (633443)
On the topic of outsourcing, IMO it can be cheaper if done right.
On paper it always seems like a great idea, but in practice it's
not always the best idea financially and/or getting the same or
better result in comparison to keeping it in-house. I've worked
for companies where they have outsourced a particular department/function
to companies where I am the one the job is outsourced to. My observation
has been the success of getting projects done (e.g.: programing)
or facilitating a role (e.g.: sys admin) rely on a few factors regardless
of outsourcing or not.
The first is a golden rule of sorts on doing anything:
You can only pick two; NO exceptions. I've encountered so many
upper management types that foolishly think they can get away with
having all three. In my experience 9/10 of the time it turns out
a lack of quality bites them in the butt sometime down the road
when they assumed they somehow managed to achieve all three.
The second is communication. Mostly everyone in at least the
US has experienced the pain of being subjected to some company's
outsourced customer service and/or tech support that can't effectively
communicate with both parties on the same page of understanding
one another. I really shouldn't need to explain why communication,
understanding one another is so important. Sadly this is something
I have to constantly explain to my current boss with events like
today where my non-outsourced colleague rebooted a number of production
critical servers when he was asked to reboot just one secondary
server.
Third is the employee's skill in doing the job. Again, another
obvious one, but I've observed that it isn't always on the hiring
menu. Additionally I've seen some people that interview well, but
couldn't create a "Hello World" HTML page for a web developer position
as an example. There's no point in hiring or keeping a hired individual
to do a job that they lack the skill to do; even if it's an entry-level
position with training, that person should be willing to put for
the effort to learn and take notes. I accept that everyone has their
own unique skills that can aide or hinder their ability to learn
and be proficient with a particular task. However, I firmly believe
anyone can learn to do anything as long as they put their mind to
it. I barely have any artistic ability and my drawing skills are
stick figures at best (XKCD is miles ahead of me); if I were to
put forth the effort to learn how to draw and paint, I could become
a good artist. I taught an A+ technician certification class at
a tech school a while back and I had a retired Marine that served
in the Vietnam War as one of my students. One could argue his best
skill was killing and blowing stuff up. He worked hard and learned
to be a technician and passed CompTIA's certification test without
a problem. That leads me to the next point.
Lastly is attitude of the end employee doing the actual work.
It boggles my mind how so many managers loose the plot when it comes
to employee morale and motivation. Productivity generally is improved
when those two are improved and it usually doesn't have to involve
spending a bunch of money. The employee's attitude should be getting
the work done correctly in a reasonable amount of time. Demanding
it is a poor approach. Poisoning an employee will result in poisoning
the company in a small manner all the way up to the failure of the
company. Employees should be encouraged through actual morale improvements,
positive motivation, and incentives for doing more work at the same
and/or better quality level.
Outsourcing or keeping things in house can be successful and
possibly economical if approached correctly with the appropriate
support of upper management.
Max Littlemore (1001285)
How dramatic? Isn't outsourcing done (like it or not)
to reduce costs?
Outsourcing is done to reduce the projected costs that PHBs see.
In reality, outsourcing can lead to increased costs and delays due
to time zone differences and language/cultural barriers.
I have seen it work reasonably well, but only when the extra
effort and delays caused by the increased need for rework that comes
from complex software projects. If you are working with others on
software, it is so much quicker to produce quality software if the
person who knows the business requirements is sitting right next
to the person doing design and the person cutting code and the person
doing the testing, etc, etc.
If these people or groups are scattered around the world with
different cultures and native languages, communication can suffer,
increasing misunderstanding and reducing the quality. I have personally
seen this lead to massive increase in code defects in a project
that went from in house development to outsourced.
Also, time zone differences cause problems. I have noticed that
the further west people live, the less likely they are to take into
account how far behind they are. Working with people who fail to
realise that their Monday morning is the next day for someone else,
or that by the time they are halfway through Friday, others are
already on their weekend is not only frustrating, it leads to slow
turn around of bug fixes, etc.
Yeah, I'm told outsourcing keeps costs down, but I am yet to
see conclusive evidence of that in the real world. At least in complex
development. YMMV for support/call centre stuff.
-- I don't therefore I'm not.
jvonk: The cycle to hell
I've got friends who work in hospital security who have
a devil of a time with people leaving their passwords and usernames
on sticky-notes everywhere. Building security has problems with
assholes defeating the building's fire alarm so they can sneak
out to a fire escape (or worse yet, a ground-floor alley) and
smoke and get back in.
You had me up until this point. While your cited cases might
be reasonable, there is also the all-to-frequent
case where "security" regulations induce this behavior.
What does hospital security expect users to do when users are
required to rotate passwords every two weeks, have a 12 character
long mix of upper/lowercase alpha's and numerics, and then also
be subject to a 7 password history non-reuse restriction? Security
is cognizant that the result of these provisions will be that users
write down their passwords on stickies, so how is this more secure
than allowing people to pick a less complex password and retain
it longer?
The answer is that this presumes that everyone is playing the
same game, with the goal to be the best possible security equilibrium
state balanced against inconvenience/usability. Running counter
to this is security's CYA factor: they experience no penalty for
the insane password restrictions that reduce overall security, because
if there is a security breach from the post-it passwords they can
dump all the blame on the hapless user for violating the published
security protocol that prohibits such actions. So, security has
a payoff table that disrupts the equilibrium resulting in the paradoxical,
reduced security steady state that is observed in these cases (ie.
security is externalizing the costs of implementing the high-grade
security practices).
The answer is that this presumes that everyone is playing the
same game, with the goal to be the best possible security equilibrium
state balanced against inconvenience/usability. Running counter
to this is security's CYA factor: they
experience no penalty for the insane password restrictions that
reduce overall security, because if there is a security breach from
the post-it passwords they can dump all the blame on the hapless
user for violating the published security protocol that prohibits
such actions. So, security has a payoff table that disrupts the
equilibrium resulting in the paradoxical, reduced security steady
state that is observed in these cases (ie. security
is externalizing the costs of implementing the high-grade security
practices).
PS. As for defeating the fire alarms, maybe they shouldn't
have turned the entire hospital into a "tobacco-free campus", with
the nearest "approved" smoking area located six blocks away. This
is basic psychology. Normal people like to abide by the rules/laws
even if they find them onerous, but there is a limit to their willingness
to comply. This is essentially what happened to the entire US during
the Prohibition. Again, as I said, your cited cases might be reasonable,
but I have seen many that were not.
DrgnDancer: The cycle to hell
No offense (I'm an ops/security guy and I was nodding the whole
time till I thought about it), but this is exactly what the article
is talking about. Of course Marketing wants it shiny and iPhone
enabled. It's marketing, it's supposed to catch the eye and cause
people to pay attention. Of course management wants to save money..
Money saved here is money that can used elsewhere or go into someone's
pocket (often management's of course, but in theory anyone's). Of
course Dev wants to have access to the live servers, there's info
they want/need on there and very rarely it actually is useful to
make changes on the fly when the situation is serious enough (It
shouldn't ever be, but we don't live in a perfect world). Of course
you want reliable, stable secure code that changes as little as
possible.
The solution isn't "Make all these other guys understand that
I'm right". It's to try to minimize the siloing so that everyone
has a say in process from the ground up. So the dev guy can tell
the marketing guy, "Hey you can't have iPhone *and* Flash. Do we
want to find a shiny that doesn't use Flash, or accept that iPhones
don't see our shiny?" Marketing can say to Ops "Ok that shiny I
wanted was insecure, I get that, is there a secure way to do something
similar?" Ops can say to Dev "I set you up a limited access account
on the live servers to collect the usage data you need, please don't
let it stack up." And Management can say to everyone "This is how
much we really have to spend and the results if we break budget."
That way everyone can be an adult. There'll still be conflicts
of course, but if everyone knows that each group is legitimately
trying to facilitate everyone else, they can become points of discussion
and resolution instead of small scale wars that every side is trying
to "win".
nimbius : sysops being
the layer between which management absolves its direct interaction
with developers, and through which a SOX policy completely devoid
of any comprehension of the developer or her work is enforced.
devnullkac: DBA vs. SysAdmin
DBAs always seem to want root for some reason or other... with
apologies to A Few Good Men:
SysAdmin: You want the authority?
DBA: I think I'm entitled.
SysAdmin: You want the authority?!
DBA: I want the root!
SysAdmin: You can't handle the root!
ArhcAngel: Re:Network vs. Servers
I worked for a rather large bank that was still using token ring
in the building I worked (This was about 8 years ago). One of the
PCs on the call center floor lost its network connectivity. I realized
her leased address had expired and it didn't get renewed. We'd had
problems with the ring hubs losing their IP Tables in the past so
I called the sysadmins and spent 3 hours
on the phone with a guy who insisted I didn't know what I was talking
about. During this time several other PCs had gone dark. I finally
jumped through all the hoops he insisted I try and he finally said..."hrmm...it
must be the IP Tables on the router. I'm not allowed to do anything
to those. Let me go get my boss."
khasim: Define "the network"
Must be something wrong with your servers.
Remember that the network switches / hubs / routers are part
of "the network".
So when there REALLY is a problem on the network, the network
admins usually hear about it because EVERYONE is having problems
with ALL of their apps.
If one workstation or one server is having a problem (but the
others are working) then it probably isn't a problem with "the network".
It may be that the network is not configured the way you'd like
it to be for whatever you're trying to do ... but remember that
the network admins have to keep the network configured to support
all the OTHER items that were on it before yours.
At least be able to tell them what you want to do protocol-wise.
Anonymous Coward: Define "the network".
A-fucking-men.
I didn't completely understand why the networking team always
seemed so irritable when they would get called until I started doing
that job at another company.
Anything where one user can't get to one website, one file share
or their PC won't boot up is always suggested to be network related.
After the other people claim to check the file server(s), VMWare(if
it's a VDI client), etc., they come to me and it's up to me to prove
that it's not the network. Invariably, I end up owning the issue
and come to find that they locked out their AD account, they rearranged
their desk and plugged into the wrong wall jack, their PC has a
bad NIC (rare) or some other non-network related problem.
On the firewall/proxy side, am I the only one who HATES gotomeeting.com?
frog_strat: The biggest challenges in this field
are not technical, they are interpersonal. Cognitive intelligence
is enough to get one started in this field, but gradually developing
knowledge our one's own mind, how to work with others, develop a
commitment to encouragement, and gaining a think skin are a must.
A lot of IT jobs are a disaster. But you can still find peace in
the middle of it if you develop the strength.
DarthVain: You can't do it, we must do it.
I see this all the time in government. Various IT departments
will make it impossible or difficult for others to do work, but
limiting access to various things, restricting software, no allowing
for permissions, and refusing to take responsibility for a role
or function that might enable any of those things.
ME: I would like to do X. I need to have access to Y in order
to do X, may I have access please? IT Dept: A) No you cannot do
it, but we would happy to do it for an exorbitant sum, but we don't
have capacity now, so you will have to wait 6months. B) We are not
responsible for granting that access but please speak with RandomITDept
(who will immediately say its not their responsibility, and refer
you back), however we would happy to do it for an exorbitant sum,
but we don't have capacity now, so you will have to wait 6months.
I understand the rational for limited access to certain things,
but the sole purpose for most of this seems to be to secure work
and thus positions for their particular IT department as well as
the power base for those managers so that their staffing and budgets
are justified.
quietwalker: It's hard to miss when your target is big
I've been at various times, a syadmin, a dba, sec/op, developer,
manager and even took my turns at answering the phones at one point
in time. Often, several of these roles at once. I've been on every
side of this issue, and if you wanted to take a stab at a generic
fix, it could be summed up simply: work
on your communication skills.I hate to plug agile,
but the focus on round table discussion
among all stakeholders really seems to be the way to go.
Aside from the criminal examples, the problems in the article all
stem from lack of understanding or an inability to explain. Making
the people who dream it (sales & marketing) sit with the people
who make it (developers, dbas), the people that make it go (admins,
security), and the people who say go or no-go (managers), is required
if you're going to churn out products with as little strife as possible.
Devs need requirements and tools, DBAs and Admins need hardware
budgets and usage estimates, Security needs the policy followed
or amended, Management needs to keep costs down and cycle time high,
and so on. You need to communicate this to all members, not just
via project managers.
The article ends with a choice quote:
"The top sources of conflict are the tech person's ego, poor
management, a lack of proper leadership, and allowing technical
people to make business decisions. The solution there is to
know your role and let your talents shine where they should."
No. This is just a quote to sell services to non-technical management.
Paraphrased: "Those silly technical people have no social skills,
or business acumen. It's their all their fault, pay us to tell you
why" with a subtext of, 'use this to ensure your year-end bonus
to the board, and why only the grunts should be fired'.
Everything in there perpetuates the
myth of the antisocial nerd, incapable of everything but a magic
control over computers.
As an aside, I think the devs get it the worst. Requirements
always suck, always move, and often conflict, management always
moves up dates, removes people, adds features, and rearranges priorities
in the 11'th hour. Some companies don't allow devs to install local
software, slowing development. Most hardware allocation requests
have to come from them, instead of the product managers, so it's
often one dev vs. dba/sec/admin- department. Operations crews don't
want to learn new systems or introduce esoteric requirements only
after software is gold, and so on.
For some reason, no one has problems when security or admins
say it will take 3 weeks for a badge or new hard drive, but expect
developers to rewrite software in a day. I often wonder if it's
just that the dev department never does a good job training their
manager compared to the other groups.
IT turf war No. 2: Ops vs. dev
One side of your IT department is laser-focused on keeping your
systems up and your costs down. The other side wants to push the
envelope until it bursts. Welcome to the war between your ops squad
and your dev team.
"The classic conflict is that IT
is very often just managed as a cost center," says
Ted Shelton, CEO of
Open-First,
a consultancy that helps Fortune 500 companies manage disruptive
technologies. "They believe their job is to figure out how to do
more with less. And when management is looking for places to cut
costs, IT is one of the first to get squeezed."
... ... ...
But it's not all the fault of ops. The development side also
shoulders its portion of blame.
"Let's start with the notion that app developers do not set out
to build network-friendly applications," says Steve Shalita, vice
president of marketing for
NetScout Systems, which provides unified service delivery management
services. "These apps aren't optimized to enable the network to
run efficiently; they're built to do what they're supposed to do.
So the dev guys create the application, throw it over the wall for
the application implementation team to deploy it. The network guys
just provide a connection. Neither side is working together to tune
the app or optimize the environment."
... ... ...
IT management vs. IT staff
Most geeks wouldn't recognize a critical business process if
it bit them on the nose. And though their boss may have "technology"
or "information" in his job title, he appears to knows little about
either. This is perhaps the most intractable battle in all of IT
-- the war between the officer corps and the troops.
"The biggest conflict is between IT management and IT staff,"
says Pratt. "For some reason, the companies
I've worked for seem to hire or promote people who are not technologically
literate. It's like that person lost a bet or the
president of the company has a half-wit brother who needs a job.
You have the IT guys in the field saying, 'You really need to do
XYZ,' and the managers saying, 'We're not going to do that; it's
going to cost too much money.' They're constantly blocking things
that have to be done just because they can."
... ... ...
And keep your head low, to avoid getting hit by friendly fire.
Selected Comments
genemang :
Working as a senior software engineer, I once asked a manager
during a review, if she had any programming experience or database
experience. Her answer was, "I've been around [sic] databases"...haa!
Lets face it, the corporate world is
putting this layer of idiot middle managers in the middle simply
to slave-drive the IT staff. Quite frankly, I found
myself CONSTANTLY having to educate this woman about technical decisions
that I should have been making in the first place.
I'm glad for it though...because
these large corporations can't get crap done. I left that corporate
hell-hole and did some freelance work and work for a start-up...TOTALLY
refreshing work! Thank you corporate America for
being so stupid as to hire this middle layer of idiots so as to
make under-capitalized startups competitive. Small companies don't
hire useless people.
It's so bad now that a lot of startups
are actually composed of people leaving corporations to get real
work done. It's becoming the new engine of innovation.
It's the new business pattern.
BUREACRACIES DON'T WORK. They only serve as fiefdoms for career-climbers
who don't add any value to the business equation. Business decisions
in corporate management center more now around securing power for
middle management and c-level fiefdoms than providing innovation
for the company.
For talented IT individuals....get out of corporate America,
you'll never regret it.
If Wall Street proves anything, it's that competence and compensation
are in no way related. So why IT should be different ?
Anonymous Coward: Job security
Assuming you can actually find a Software Engineering job that
will stay in the U.S., yeah, they're the "best."
electrosoccertux: lol conflict of interest much?
Do you think they, or monster.com, are going to publish a story
with more realistic salaries? They want more people using their
site for job searching.
I have a mathematician friend from a top tier university who
would be very interested to know that mathematicians make >$90k/yr.
Heh. He's not the lame-weirdo type mathematician either, fyi.
Maltheus:
The 132k figure is not for mid-level engineers (although maybe
it is in a big city). The actual quote from the article is "Most
earn a typical mid-level income of about $87,000
and top out at $132,000". Makes me feel a little better and it's
maybe the first time I RTFA in over a decade of visiting here.
jmcbain: $132K is a bit low for top-tier engineers
$132K as an upper bound sounds about right for mid-level engineers
but is a bit low as an upper bound for senior software engineers
at large corporations. Principal software
engineers at Microsoft are paid at around $160K with fairly huge
bonuses that push their yearly pay to nearly $200K.
Staff software engineers at Google and others are in the neighborhood.
Note that these are cream-of-the-crop
engineers who have chosen to stay as ICs rather than
go into management. Source: personal knowledge and glassdoor.com.
Mean Variance: Stressful job, but not a bad one
I have carried the title "Software Engineer" for 13 years. I'm
of mixed opinion about how great the job is. It pays pretty well,
but much of that is relative to what you're comparing to.
There are worse jobs out there, no doubt, but we're not just
coders at least in my experience and many people I know in Silicon
Valley. You have to read a lot of boring documents. You have to
know how to write. There are meetings. There are customers to talk
with. For me what makes it "not the greatest job in the world" is
that it's stressful in a way that people don't understand.
Deadlines always loom, and they are always too short. A good
SE has to constantly decide where to unit test, design, explain
to management, or just hack to get it done. There's no worse feeling
when management decides that a project is taking too long and asks
"who can we add to the project?" like we and our code is just plug-n-play
factory work.
That is stressful and few people understand the kind of stress
created on the job. I'm not asking for pity. It's a good gig overall,
but sometimes I wish I would have stuck with my original, lower
paying pursuit of teaching junior college mathematics.
In this sorry state of affairs, save for an occasional Dilbert cartoon, the world fails to acknowledge the trials and
tribulations of the lone IT soldier.
Spend a few minutes with an IT wonk, from the CIO down to the most
junior programmer, and you will find a common and unfortunate fault:
excessive whining. Your average IT worker can regale you with endless
tales of woe: from lack of funding and the evils of outsourcing, to
a dearth of acknowledgement for years of applying patches, caring for
backups and fending off hordes of hackers and crackers bent on ransacking
corporate infrastructure. In this sorry state of affairs, save for an
occasional Dilbert cartoon, the world fails to acknowledge the trials
and tribulations of the lone IT soldier.
redux:
Your reply is a perfect example of the original point
That's "ALL" they have to do? Oh, brother, are you ever a perfect
example of an IT whiner. Lack of appreciation for the responsibilities
falling on others is a prime reason IT folks whine so much. I think
you are making Gray's point for him.
It sounds like Cinnester works for a great company, so he just
may not understand, yet.
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The Art of Computer Programming :
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The Unix Hater’s Handbook :
The Jargon file :
The True Believer :
Programming Pearls :
The Good Soldier Svejk :
The Power Elite
Most popular humor pages:
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Ten Commandments
of the IT Slackers Society : Computer Humor Collection
: BSD Logo Story :
The Cuckoo's Egg :
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: ARE YOU A BBS ADDICT? :
The Perl Purity Test :
Object oriented programmers of all nations
: Financial Humor :
Financial Humor Bulletin,
2008 : Financial
Humor Bulletin, 2010 : The Most Comprehensive Collection of Editor-related
Humor : Programming Language Humor :
Goldman Sachs related humor :
Greenspan humor : C Humor :
Scripting Humor :
Real Programmers Humor :
Web Humor : GPL-related Humor
: OFM Humor :
Politically Incorrect Humor :
IDS Humor :
"Linux Sucks" Humor : Russian
Musical Humor : Best Russian Programmer
Humor : Microsoft plans to buy Catholic Church
: Richard Stallman Related Humor :
Admin Humor : Perl-related
Humor : Linus Torvalds Related
humor : PseudoScience Related Humor :
Networking Humor :
Shell Humor :
Financial Humor Bulletin,
2011 : Financial
Humor Bulletin, 2012 :
Financial Humor Bulletin,
2013 : Java Humor : Software
Engineering Humor : Sun Solaris Related Humor :
Education Humor : IBM
Humor : Assembler-related Humor :
VIM Humor : Computer
Viruses Humor : Bright tomorrow is rescheduled
to a day after tomorrow : Classic Computer
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Slashdot
Seven Sisters ;-)
Search engines:
Professional societies:
Principles of system administration - Table
of Contents by Mark Burgess
Portals and collections of links
USAIL can be freely mirrored. A very useful resource...
Forums
Other E-books
LDP e-books
[Apr 21, 1999] Linux Administration Made Easy by Steve Frampton,
<[email protected]> v0.99u.01 (PRE-RELEASE), 21 April 1999. A new LDP
book.
The Network Administrators' Guide by Olaf Kirk
Society
Groupthink :
Two Party System
as Polyarchy :
Corruption of Regulators :
Bureaucracies :
Understanding Micromanagers
and Control Freaks : Toxic Managers :
Harvard Mafia :
Diplomatic Communication
: Surviving a Bad Performance
Review : Insufficient Retirement Funds as
Immanent Problem of Neoliberal Regime : PseudoScience :
Who Rules America :
Neoliberalism
: The Iron
Law of Oligarchy :
Libertarian Philosophy
Quotes
War and Peace
: Skeptical
Finance : John
Kenneth Galbraith :Talleyrand :
Oscar Wilde :
Otto Von Bismarck :
Keynes :
George Carlin :
Skeptics :
Propaganda : SE
quotes : Language Design and Programming Quotes :
Random IT-related quotes :
Somerset Maugham :
Marcus Aurelius :
Kurt Vonnegut :
Eric Hoffer :
Winston Churchill :
Napoleon Bonaparte :
Ambrose Bierce :
Bernard Shaw :
Mark Twain Quotes
Bulletin:
Vol 25, No.12 (December, 2013) Rational Fools vs. Efficient Crooks The efficient
markets hypothesis :
Political Skeptic Bulletin, 2013 :
Unemployment Bulletin, 2010 :
Vol 23, No.10
(October, 2011) An observation about corporate security departments :
Slightly Skeptical Euromaydan Chronicles, June 2014 :
Greenspan legacy bulletin, 2008 :
Vol 25, No.10 (October, 2013) Cryptolocker Trojan
(Win32/Crilock.A) :
Vol 25, No.08 (August, 2013) Cloud providers
as intelligence collection hubs :
Financial Humor Bulletin, 2010 :
Inequality Bulletin, 2009 :
Financial Humor Bulletin, 2008 :
Copyleft Problems
Bulletin, 2004 :
Financial Humor Bulletin, 2011 :
Energy Bulletin, 2010 :
Malware Protection Bulletin, 2010 : Vol 26,
No.1 (January, 2013) Object-Oriented Cult :
Political Skeptic Bulletin, 2011 :
Vol 23, No.11 (November, 2011) Softpanorama classification
of sysadmin horror stories : Vol 25, No.05
(May, 2013) Corporate bullshit as a communication method :
Vol 25, No.06 (June, 2013) A Note on the Relationship of Brooks Law and Conway Law
History:
Fifty glorious years (1950-2000):
the triumph of the US computer engineering :
Donald Knuth : TAoCP
and its Influence of Computer Science : Richard Stallman
: Linus Torvalds :
Larry Wall :
John K. Ousterhout :
CTSS : Multix OS Unix
History : Unix shell history :
VI editor :
History of pipes concept :
Solaris : MS DOS
: Programming Languages History :
PL/1 : Simula 67 :
C :
History of GCC development :
Scripting Languages :
Perl history :
OS History : Mail :
DNS : SSH
: CPU Instruction Sets :
SPARC systems 1987-2006 :
Norton Commander :
Norton Utilities :
Norton Ghost :
Frontpage history :
Malware Defense History :
GNU Screen :
OSS early history
Classic books:
The Peter
Principle : Parkinson
Law : 1984 :
The Mythical Man-Month :
How to Solve It by George Polya :
The Art of Computer Programming :
The Elements of Programming Style :
The Unix Hater’s Handbook :
The Jargon file :
The True Believer :
Programming Pearls :
The Good Soldier Svejk :
The Power Elite
Most popular humor pages:
Manifest of the Softpanorama IT Slacker Society :
Ten Commandments
of the IT Slackers Society : Computer Humor Collection
: BSD Logo Story :
The Cuckoo's Egg :
IT Slang : C++ Humor
: ARE YOU A BBS ADDICT? :
The Perl Purity Test :
Object oriented programmers of all nations
: Financial Humor :
Financial Humor Bulletin,
2008 : Financial
Humor Bulletin, 2010 : The Most Comprehensive Collection of Editor-related
Humor : Programming Language Humor :
Goldman Sachs related humor :
Greenspan humor : C Humor :
Scripting Humor :
Real Programmers Humor :
Web Humor : GPL-related Humor
: OFM Humor :
Politically Incorrect Humor :
IDS Humor :
"Linux Sucks" Humor : Russian
Musical Humor : Best Russian Programmer
Humor : Microsoft plans to buy Catholic Church
: Richard Stallman Related Humor :
Admin Humor : Perl-related
Humor : Linus Torvalds Related
humor : PseudoScience Related Humor :
Networking Humor :
Shell Humor :
Financial Humor Bulletin,
2011 : Financial
Humor Bulletin, 2012 :
Financial Humor Bulletin,
2013 : Java Humor : Software
Engineering Humor : Sun Solaris Related Humor :
Education Humor : IBM
Humor : Assembler-related Humor :
VIM Humor : Computer
Viruses Humor : Bright tomorrow is rescheduled
to a day after tomorrow : Classic Computer
Humor
The Last but not Least Technology is dominated by
two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand ~Archibald Putt.
Ph.D
Copyright © 1996-2021 by Softpanorama Society. www.softpanorama.org
was initially created as a service to the (now defunct) UN Sustainable Development Networking Programme (SDNP)
without any remuneration. This document is an industrial compilation designed and created exclusively
for educational use and is distributed under the Softpanorama Content License.
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to advance understanding of computer science, IT technology, economic, scientific, and social
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be expected. The site contain some broken links as it develops like a living tree...
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