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Софтпанорама 1991, Vol.3. No.5 (35) ***HUMOR*** Составитель: Н.Н. БЕЗРУКОВ
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Геннадий Григорьев
С А Р А Й
Ах, какие были славные разборки !
Во дворе под Бабий визг и лай,
Будоража наши сонные задворки,
дядя Миша перестраивал сарай.
Он по лесенке, по лесенке - все выше...
а в глазах такая вера и порыв!
С изумленьем обсуждали дядю Мишу
зазаборные усадьбы и дворы.
- Перестроим ! - он сказал.
И перестроит.
Дядя Миша не бросал на ветер слов.
Слой за слоем отдирал он рубероид -
что-он около семидесяти слоев...
Сверху вниз летели скобы, шпингалеты...
(Как бы дядя Миша сам не рухнул вниз!)
Снизу вверх летели разные советы...
В общем, цвел махровым цветом плюрализм.
Во дворе у нас на полном на серьезе
дядя Миша перестраивал сарай.
Дядя Боря разойдясь пригнал бульдозер...
Дед Егор ему как рявкнет:
"Не замай!
Дело тонкое...
К чему такие гонки?
И не каждому такое по уму!..."
Мы с дружком глушили водку
чуть в сторонке,
с интересом наблюдая
что к чему.
Вдруг стропила как пошли, просели...
Неужели план работ не разьяснен?
Дядя Миша ты позволь...
Мы эту рухлядь
в четверть часа топорами разнесем!
Эй ребята !
Кто ловчей да с топорами,
разомнемся?
Пощекочим монолит?...
Дядя Миша говорит:
- Не трож фундамент! -
Он еще четыре века простоит.
Мы б снесли все до основ, как говорится...
И построили сауну ... сераль ...
На худой конец хотя бы психбольницу...
Дядя Миша перестраивал сарай.
Мы с дружком сидим по-тихому, бухаем.
В этом ихнем деле наше дело - край.
Все равно сарай останется сараем,
как он там ни перестраивай сарай
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