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ITM -- Tivoli Advanced Monitoring exists in two major versions (5.1 and 6.x) which represent two completely different, almost unrelated (except the subject area) products. Only version 6.x and later makes sense to deploy (or upgrade to). It competes with HP Operations Manager but my impression is the latter is stronger, better architectures product that is more competitively prices. Here are highlight:

The fact that ITM 6.1 was not a result of the development of the original Tivoli line, but the result of acquisition of a strong competitor has its pluses and minuses. The situation was complicated by the fact that IBM had bought another competitor -- Netcool -- with overlapping functionality.



ITM 6.1 consists of several component and its "portal client" can integrate streams of events from TEC replacing (outdated) TEC console client. There are four main components:


Instead of JavaScript used for writing custom monitors (or probes) in version 5.1 the product is extensible via SOAP although at this point this is experimental support . Here is a relevant quote from SG247187( IBM Redbooks Certification Guide Series IBM Tivoli Monitoring V 6.1)

Simple Object Access Protocol (SOAP) is an XML-based communications protocol that lets applications exchange information through the Internet. SOAP is platform independent and language independent. SOAP uses XML to specify a request and reply structure. It uses HTTP as the transport mechanism to drive the request and to receive a reply.

The IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.1 Web Services solution provides you with an industry-standard open interface into IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.1 solutions. This open interface provides easy access to performance and availability data, enabling you to use this information for advanced automation and integration capabilities.

IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.1 Web Services implements a client/server architecture. The client sends SOAP requests to the IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.1 SOAP server. The server receives and processes the SOAP requests from the client. Predefined SOAP methods let you perform many functions within the platform environment. You can begin to use SOAP methods immediately. You can also use IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.1 SOAP methods as templates in creating your own advanced methods.

SOAP works with any programming or scripting language, any object model and any Internet wire protocol. The SOAP methods can be invoked through Perl, JavaScript™, VBSCRIPT, JSCRIPT, C++, and through a browser.

Refer to IBM Tivoli Monitoring Installation and Setup Guide, Version 6.1.0, GC32-9407, for additional details about how to use the SOAP instructions for installing and configuring the SOAP product.

Important: Prior to using the IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.1 solution, you must have a basic understanding of SOAP, Extensible Markup Language (XML), XML namespaces, and the Web Services Description Language (WSDL).

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[Oct 5, 2009] Architectural overview of the ITM 6.1 Universal Agent

Audience: ITM 6.1 customers and support engineers Abstract: This STE covers an architectural overview of the ITM 6.1 Universal Agent as well discuss the agent's components and data flow. It also covers some examples and troubleshooting the Universal Agent. Presented by: Scott Wallace Date: September 25, 2007

Fixpack Installation - Tivoli Monitoring v6.1

This Support Technical Exchange provides a detailed guide to installing fixpacks for ITM 6.1.0, specifically including suggestions on how to avoid common errors and mistakes while installing the various components of such fixpacks. Special focus will paid to the latest version of the Fixpack, version 03.

ITM 6.1 Warehouse deep dive, troubleshooting and best practices

Audience: ITM 6.1 customers Abstract: A deep dive into configuring the warehouse database and historical data collection, the Warehouse Proxy agent, the Summarization and Pruning agent, and utilizing best practices to query data from the Warehouse both via the CLI and through the TEPS. Presented by: Caterina Perri and Toben Nelson Date: October 10, 2007

[Jul 20, 2009] Gulf Breeze Blog Postemsg for ITM 6

March 11, 2008 | Gulf Breeze Blog

Postemsg lets you send alert to TEC from an external source like a script or application. Here's how you can use SOAP calls and a dummy situation to generate alerts a similar way in ITM 6...

Create a "dummy" situation, example I used Windows Universal_Time attribute group and Seconds attribute. I set the formula to True if Seconds==0 and unchecked the "Run at startup" box.

Now I can issue CT_Alert SOAP method calls (easiest way is to use gbscmd) to the SOAP interface to generate alerts, and CT_Reset method calls to close the alerts from my external script or application.

This isn't exactly a postemsg equivalent in ITM 6 because I'm limited to the attributes in the .atr file, but it is still handy.

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Architectural overview of the ITM 6.1 Universal Agent
This STE will cover an architectural overview of the ITM 6.1 Universal Agent as well discuss the agent's components and data flow. It also covers some examples and troubleshooting the Universal Agent.

IBM Tivoli Monitoring v6.2: Tivoli NetView for zOS Enterprise Agent
Topics covered will be the new Tivoli Netview for zOS Enterprise agent. Agent Installation and Configuration hints, example of usage in the real life and troubleshooting will be detailed.

Introduction to ITM Agent Builder
Introduction to the new Agent Builder tool components, review of the features available for creating custom agents and quick look at the available debugging options.

ITM 6.1 Problem Determination Tools and Best Practices
This STE will discuss available tools for troubleshooting the monitoring environment. General troubleshooting is discussed for the TEMS and TEPS, and common problems and troubleshooting techniques are detailed for elements such as situations, policies, communication issues, and data collection.

ITM 6.1 Situations and Policies
This course will cover IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.1 Situations and Policies.

ITM v6.2 - Event Integration with TEC/Omnibus
After a brief overview on ITM v6.x integration with TEC and Omnibus, we will specifically cover the new features introduced in v6.2 (Event Forwarding enhancements, Common Event Console)

Tivoli Monitoring v6.1 - Web Services
This seminar will focus on using and customizing SOAP methods for ITM 6.1 Web Services.

ITM v6.2: Tivoli Data Warehouse Enhancements and integration with Tivoli Common Reporting
Topics covered will be enhancements in the Tivoli Data Warehouse 2.1 solution (Warehouse Proxy Agent and Summarization and Pruning Agent) and the ITM 6.2 integration with Tivoli Common Reporting.

IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.2 Differences
ITM manages the IT infrastructure including operating systems, databases and servers across distributed and host environments through a single customizable workspace portal. This STE will show you differences between versions 6.1 and 6.2, including migration from ITM 5.x architecture and monitors.

IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.2 TEP Enhancements
After a brief overview on the improvements to the TEP and to TEP usability we will cover information on troubleshooting and known problems.

IBM Tivoli Monitoring v6.2 - LDAP Authentication
This presentation covers the new features introduced in ITM 6.2: authenticating on TEMS through the LDAP. After introducing basic LDAP concepts it will describe how to configure and use LDAP with ITM.

IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.2.1 Differences
This STE will cover: Agentless monitoring, Proxy agent services, Dynamic thresholds, New TEP viewing features and Additional differences.

Simple Object Access Protocol and Its Role in IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6
This STE will provide an introduction to the Simple Object Access Protocol and how the SOAP interface is used in ITM 6.

ITM v6.2 Tivoli System Automation for zOS Monitoring Agent
Topics covered will be the new Tivoli System Automation for zOS monitoring agent. Agent Installation and Configuration hints, example of usage in the real life and troubleshooting will be detailed.

IBM Support Assistant- Assist On-Site Tool Available
ISA v4.x AOS Tool is now available

Tivoli fix pack Strategy Update
As of Jan 2009, Tivoli no longer requires Fix Packs to only ship on specific quarterly dates.

All Tivoli Web-based Titles Now Available via Education Pack Program
All Tivoli Web-based courses are now available for purchase using Education Pack credits.

Using Log Analyzer to diagnose problems in IBM products
The Log Analyzer problem analysis tool is now available as an IBM Support Assistant tool add-on. It simplifies and reduces the need to diagnose problems encountered with IBM products.

Interim fix (3.7-DMN-0055LA) for Tivoli Distributed Monitoring
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Patch (3.7-DMN-FP01) For Distributed Monitoring
Patch (3.7-DMN-FP01) For Distributed Monitoring The current Fix Pack fixes a variety of defects in the Distributed Monitoring engine, as well as other DM executables for

Interim fix (3.7-DMN-0057LA) for Tivoli Distributed Monitoring
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Interim fix (3.7-DMN-0095LA) for Tivoli Distributed Monitoring
General Description: This LA patch fixes a problem with the DistAutoEng feature for Solaris,Windows, AIX, HP endpoints

Interim fix (3.7-DMN-0071LA) for Tivoli Distributed Monitoring
This patch fixes two specific monitor issues

Interim fix (3.7-DMN-0085LA) for Tivoli Distributed Monitoring
This LA patch enables DM to run on Solaris 10 operating system as endpoints.

Interim fix (3.7-DMN-0069LA) for Tivoli Distributed Monitoring
This patch enables the Classic Monitors on AIX 5.2 ML03

6.1.0-TIV-ITM_INTAG-IF0009 - Monitoring Agent for IBM Tivoli Monitoring 5.x
Using KDEB_INTERFACELIST=|* in integration agent configuration, the agent does not start.

ITM 5.1.2 support of ZFS filesystems (DMXFileSystem)
ITM 5.1.2 FP14 Readme states that an "enhancement request enables the DMXFileSystem resource model to support Solaris ZFS file systems", but is ZFS really supported?

Attribute values retrieved by the UNIX OS Agent on AIX.
This technote describes the formulas and APIs used in UNIX OS Agent to retrieve SYSTEM attributes such as Pages Paged in (per sec), Pages Paged out (per sec), Pages-Ins (per sec), Pages-Out (per sec), CPU usage and Virtual Memory Percent Used on AIX.

UA Scale and Precision Maximum Value
How to set maximum-size when using scale and precision in the UA.

History configuration setup failure in Summarization and Pruning agent
An error similar to the following appears in the *sy_java* logs: Error SQL State = 42622 , SQL Error Code = -107 EXCEPTION: Failed to setup history config in sy_java logs. No summarisation and prunning at scheduled time.

Parameters used to control background collections for an agent builder agent
What settings can I change to disable or configure background collections for an agent builder agent?

Data is Not Returned from Agent Builder Custom Data Providers
Several of the data providers used in agent builder developed agents require Java in order to collect data. This list includes JDBC, JMX and perhaps other future data providers. This itself is not a problem. The problem arises if Java is not in the PATH environment variable of the user under which the agent is running. When this happens, the data provider will be unable to return any data for the related attribute groups. Similar type messages can be seen in the agent's log file: (49A4C680.0018-174C:c

After GSKit 7.04 install - TEPS ICC initialization fails on ITM 6.2 GA
After GSKit version 7.04 is installed on the machine running the TEPS ITM 6.2 GA, the TEPS fails to start with the following error messages in the log: ex: kbbssge.c,52,"BSS1_GetEnv") ICCRTE_DIR="D:\ibm\gsk7" ctutil.cpp,1857,"CTUtil::initCryptoContext") ICC initialization failed ctutil.cpp,1857,"CTUtil::initCryptoContext") majRC=2, minRC=5, mode=0 ICC Initialization failed. TEPS does not start.

ITM 6.1 TEPS configuration fails with SQL0554N error
"itmcmd config -A cq" command fails with error - "Failed to grant rights to <user_name>".

Universal Agent RECORDSET parameter usage.
The customer is using the ITM 6.2 UA to read a multiline message using the recordset definition and the NEW modifier to recognize the start of a new record. The customer wants to know how to configure this parameter in the mdl file.

Agent Builder agent install fails.
Customer trying to install agent builder agent support on ZLinux TEPS. Install fails with this message: /opt/IBM/ITM/bin/CandleExecute: /opt/IBM/ITM/config/cq.env[87]: syntax error: `(' unexpected Overall status is: 0. loadSupport.log contains: Error running KfwAttributeReloadClient. Be sure the ODI files doc??? are present in /opt/IBM/ITM/ls3263/cq/data. Unable to load application suppport, code 1. Check /opt/IBM/ITM/logs.

ITM TEP Navigator displaying many Pending Updates Message
Customer running ITM 6.2 FP1 IF2, after a complete system shutdown and restart, the customer noticed over 1000 Pending Update messages (KFWITM025I) display in the TEP Navigator.

Poorly Written Situations Lead to High CPU Usage on the TEMS
A poorly written situation can have a surprisingly large impact on CPU usage on a TEMS. Using wildcard characters (*) in situations is one of the most common mistakes made in writing situations. Using fields longer than required can also cause additional work to evaluate the situation. Making the changes below have, in some instances, reduced CPU usage on a TEMS from close to full utilization to nearly completely idle.

Referencing Configuration Parameters within Agent Builder Scripts
How you can reference parameters that are set in the agent configuration within scripts when developing a solution using the agent builder?

UNIX OS agent and UNIX Logs agent are not displayed on TEP at the same time
UNIX OS (Linux OS) agent and UNIX Logs agent are not displayed on TEP at the same time. The issue occurs for "tacmd listSystems" command also.

Failed to configure TEPS if it uses the underscore "_" in the hostname.
When configuring TEPS with itmcmd command, the following error occurred. Configuration Plugin Processing - preconfig ============================== This ITM sub-component has some important information for you to review below concerning their configuration. Please check for errors or problems. Tivoli Portal Server Failed to create profile ================================================================================

OS Monitoring Agent Installation Failure on RHEL 5.3, for System Z
Installing the ITM 6.2.1 OS agent (C1MQ0EN) on zLinux (Redhat Enterprise Linux 5.3) fails with 'GSK check error, verifyInstall test failed'

After re-seeding or the installation of an ITM 6.2 Fixpack, Situations distribution revert to default MSL (*NT_SYSTEM)
Customer have no use for the default 'Windows OS' situations. They removed the default *NT_SYSTEM MSL from the assigned distribution windows for all Windows OS situations. After installing ITM 6.2 Fixpack01, the tems is re-seeded and re-started. All situations are assigned *NT_SYSTEM and events from normally unmonitored systems will fire and generate hundreds of TEC events which will generate unnecessary trouble tickets. The same problem will occur if the TEMS is manually re-seeded

SQL1_OpenRequest status = 3000 error trying to retrieve historical data
Trying to retrieve historical data you may get: 2009.047 11:32:09.28 (0001-DFE7C4AB:kdsrqc1.c,2579,"AccessRowsets") Could not obtain rowset 2, status code = 3000. What does status=3000 means?

"Consecutive true samples" in situation editor is handled at TEMS. Hence when you set the Consecutive true samples to 2 or above, TEMS must be up. If TEMS is down, the situation does not work. The default value of Consecutive true samples is 1. The situation will work correctly when the Consecutive true samples is set to 1 and TEMS is down.

Information about 0x04??.ini files in ITM installer and depot.
What is included in 0x04??.ini files? Why do they contain the phrase "PASSWORD"? What are they used for?

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[Feb 21, 2008] Deployment Guide Series IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.2

February 06, 2008 | IBM Redbooks

IBM Tivoli Monitoring Version 6.2 is a powerful monitoring product from IBM, that is easily customizable and provides real-time and historical data that enables you to quickly diagnose and solve issues through the IBM Tivoli Enterprise Portal component. This common, flexible, and easy-to-use browser interface helps users to quickly isolate and resolve potential performance problems.

This IBM Redbooks publication presents a deployment guide for IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.2. We cover planning, installing, and configuration of IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.2 for small, medium, and large environments. In addition, we provide some case studies, such as IBM Tivoli Monitoring V5.x migration, event management integration, and Agent Builder.

Agent Builder is a very powerful tool that you can use to develop your own monitoring agents. In order to show you how this tool can be used in a real life scenario, we have created a 30 minute video that you can launch from the ITSO Web site.

We have also added an appendix that discusses IBM Tivoli Monitoring sales engagement planning for Business Partners and Solution Developers.

The target audience for this documentation is IT Specialists and Business Partners who will be working on IBM Tivoli Monitoring V6.2 implementations and proof of concepts.

[Feb 21, 2008] IBM Tivoli software training course - Differences for IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.2 - Recorded Web seminar


Course description

In this Delta training course, you the key differences between versions 6.1 and 6.2, including migration from IBM Tivoli Monitoring 5.x architecture and monitors. This training is delivered as a series of recordings directed at those familiar with previous versions of IBM Tivoli Monitoring. Those needing comprehensive ITM 6.2 product training should attend the main curriculum for this product. Presented by Mark Lameier, Tivoli Technical Course Developer - December 19, 2007.


After completing this course, students should be able to:

Architecture Overview

  1. Migration
  2. ITM Express and full ITM 6.2
  3. Universal Agents
  4. Agentless vs agent-based monitoring
  5. Intelligent thresholding
  6. Firewalls and security
  7. Clusters
  8. Support
  9. Service Management Integration

[Feb 21, 2008] {PPT} IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.2 - What's New and What's Coming

[Jan 16, 2008] Experiences on installing IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.2

January 16, 2008 | IBM developerWorks

IBM Tivoli Monitoring (ITM) 6.2 is a major upgrade to the IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.x product line. Installing ITM 6.1 was relatively easy (just follow the InfoCenter) and I was wondering if ITM 6.2 was just as easy. I took ITM 6.2 for install and found out it was just as easy and that many system components "seem" to work faster and better.

Steps on install:

You should be done in under 30 minutes (excluding software download) and have a nice working ITM environment.

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[Oct 15, 2007] Tivoli Field Guide - Handling ITM 6.1 Universal Agent Versions on Linux

The IBM Tivoli Universal Agent is a generic agent of IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.1. This agent is capable of using data from a wide variety of data providers. You create data definitions that describe the source and structure of the data supplied by the data providers. You store the data definitions in metafiles. The data providers relay the monitoring data and the metafile statements to the IBM Tivoli Universal Agent, which then sends the monitoring data to the Tivoli Enterprise Monitoring Server.

[Sep 11, 2007] Tivoli Global User Group Community Newsletter, August 2006

A GTUG member's advice on ITM 6.1: having been involved with the implementation of ITM 6.1 at a large scale, we have found a few issues that can be helpful to those embarking on ITM 6.1 implementation.

[Sep 10, 2007] Tivoli Software Global User Group Community

Papers from 2007 Tivoli user conference. Free registration required

[May 10, 2006] IBM Redbooks Deployment Guide SeriesIBM Tivoli Monitoring Express

A new ITM Express draft format. Even though ITM express is focused on the small to medium market (SMB), the product is basically the same as ITM 6.1. Therefore, this book has some additional good examples of how to use the ITM 6.x product. Check out chapters 4 and 6.

[Feb 24, 2006] IBM Tivoli software training course - Differences for IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.1

IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.1 enables customers to identify, predict, and manage problems that affect key application and business services. In this Delta training course, you will learn about migration from Distributed Monitoring 3.7 and from previous versions of OMEGAMON DE for Distibuted Platforms. You will also learn about coexistence of IBM Tivoli Monitoring 6.1 with the IBM Tivoli Monitoring 5.x architecture and monitors.

This training is delivered as a series of recordings directed at those familiar with previous versions of IBM Tivoli Monitoring. Those needing comprehensive ITM 6.1 product training should attend the main curriculum for this product.

[Feb 24, 2006] IBM Tivoli Monitoring Flash demo Play Flash demo Download Flash demo

In this demonstration we will see how Tivoli's new Enterprise Portal provides access to all of your enterprise's monitoring data in one location. It provides superior information visualization allowing you to take quick action on those issues that are affecting the health of your enterprise. We'll also see the new easy-to-manage virtualization capabilities of the new IBM System p5, like the ability to dynamically allocate CPU resources exactly where and when they're needed. The combination of the IBM p5 systems and the Tivoli Availability solutions provide an unsurpassed solution for Server reliability and manageability.

[Feb. 8, 2005] IBM Tivoli - IBM acquires Candle Corporation - Welcome

On Feb. 8, 2005, IBM announced the completion of the first phase of its program to integrate the systems management and monitoring capabilities developed by the former Candle Corporation into the Tivoli software portfolio. Since the acquisition, we have been working diligently to integrate the Candle product portfolio into the IBM fulfillment systems. During this time, we also expanded customer support by integrating into IBM's worldwide support infrastructure, adding additional support personnel, and increasing staff and investment in product development.


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